MY RECENT POSTS
- Evan's Rules of Proper
Parental Behavior
May 15, 2012 01:12PM - Bringing spices
May 04, 2012 09:03AM - Evan, the Cat Whisperer
April 18, 2012 08:39AM - The Jesus Dryer
March 20, 2012 09:43AM - Next time, don't bring Mom to
a fist fight
February 17, 2012 09:39AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Thank you all for
reading and for leaving such
nice comments!
Evan did great
wit…”
May 16, 2012 10:29AM - “Yes Yes Yes! You know,
sometimes a quote superimposed
over a
cute kitten or
some…”
May 11, 2012 12:45PM - “Yes! The next time
someone scolds me for "giving
it away for
free,"
I…”
May 08, 2012 10:12AM - “hugs, me - Thank you. I
really appreciate your
support.
XOXO
Maria -
the "sho…”
May 04, 2012 10:54PM - “Foolish Monkey - I think
there is much value in sharing
grief
with others. It
mak…”
May 04, 2012 10:48PM
Lisa Kern's Links
- Some other things I've written
- Of Brass Monkeys
- Mighty Sweatin' Power Surgers, Unite!
- What if Different meant Wonderful?
- A Letter to God on My 47th Birthday
- Young Love aka How to Kill Your Mother
- Running Away: a Primer for Moms
- From Puberating to Dating in 2.3 Seconds
- Don't Axe, don't tell
- What's Lower than Bottom? I'm There.
- On Marriage and Rebates
- A sign that it's time to dust off the old diet plan
- The Truth about Santa
- Bad Ideas: The Advanced Course
- Pumpkin Carving for Procrastinators
- Let's Go to the Flea Market!
- No matter what you say, Mom, my fish will still be dead
- Can we axe the Axe...please?
- The Last Child Goes to Kindergarten
- To All the Boys I've Danced With: Better Get a Checkup STAT!
- Christmas Expectations vs Realtiy
- Changing a Dog-Hater's Mind (or Not)
- 9-Year-Olds and the Art of Negotiation
- Tell Me Again Why We Didn't Let the Banks Fail
- Radio Shack, We Need to Talk
- Things to do while the kids are away
- Tragically Unhip? There's an App for that!
- In which I make you glad you don't have kids or pets
- We'll go out when your face clears up
- How to Publicly Embarrass Yourself Without Even Trying
- Farewell to a Broken Dog
- Facebook for the Feeble-Minded and Forgetful
- Caution: Birthday in Mirror is Larger than it Appears
- A View from the Bottom
- Sniffing the Hermit Crab & other Motherhood Imponderables
- Breaking up with Bank of America
- Dieting & Dangerous Underwear
- How OS Cured My Mid-Life Crisis
- Love: It's Elementary
- Channeling the Dog Whisperer: Madame Cujo Goes to the Vet
- The Wedding Ring
- Adventures in Bill-Paying: The Recession Edition
- No One Said There Would Be A Testicle Exam!
- You Want to Go Where After WHAT?!
- Purgatory is Found in Sharing A Bathroom With Boys
- Dispatches from a Voting Machine Operator
- Mom, I Think I'm Puberating!
- Watching the World Series with an 8-year old
- My Son's Obama Video
- I've Seen the Fringe & It Visits My Local 7-11
- On Choice, Regret, and Acceptance
- Pint-Sized Pundits: Kids and the Presidential Election
- A Most Unlovable Dog
- What Economic Crisis? I've Got it Covered!
- Facebook? Meet Mid-Life Crisis
- Obama Hasn't Called Me & I'm Starting to Take it Personally
- To the Woman on her Cell Phone in the Chinese Restaurant
- Finding Audrey's Tooth
- Dialogue with my Skinny Jeans
- Confessions of a Turbo Jam Dropout
- Thank You Suze Orman
- The Frustrated Father's Guide to Fool-Proof Foreplay
If the World Could Vote (With Results!)
I'm not sure if people have seen this or not yet but it's pretty cool. Each person, all over the world, is able to choose for whom they would vote if they were voting in the United States' presidential election.
Once you've voted, you can see the results of how the entire… Read full post »
Lately, thanks to old friends finding me on Facebook, a midlife crisis of sorts has been ignited within me. After all, what better way to be reminded of your own glaring inadequacies than to suddenly have successful friends emerge from your past and find you online? While it’/… Read full post »
In what is feeling like the longest election year ever, we’ve heard plenty of adult commentary about the presidential election, but what do kids have to say? I’ve collected some snippets from two of my own children (ages 8 and 12) as well as a couple of borrowed kids (ages/… Read full post »
She came from a trailer park; one of ten puppies born to an unusually large but shy white female miniature schnauzer and an unusually small but personable male miniature schnauzer. Mama wanted nothing to do with anyone. Papa would have gone home with anyone who gave him a pat on/… Read full post »
A Dear John Letter for Senator McCain
Dear Senator McCain,
I need your help. You see, I’m a voter who’s desperate for change, but with both you and Senator Obama promising it, how can I know which of you truly means it?
It might be helpful for you if I told you a bit about myself and how… Read full post »
I don't understand why everyone is so worried about the economy. People say that there's nothing safe to invest in and credit lines everywhere are frozen. Credit crisis, schmedit crisis! There's plenty of things to do with your money and lots of ways to earn more. W… Read full post »
In Celebration of Differents
I have a really weird talent. I find four-leaf clovers. All the time. I rarely look for them on purpose unless I want to impress my children. I usually find them when I’m doing other things such as working in the yard or waiting for the b… Read full post »
There it was, right in the middle of my email, between my coupons from Borders and an assignment from work: a name from my past. There was a momentary who the hell is this? reaction followed by the realization that an old boyfriend from high school had just looked me/… Read full post »
In Praise of Ordinary
“When we have a toothache, we know that not having a toothache is happiness. But later, when we don’t have a toothache, we don’t treasure our non-toothache.”
-Thich Nhat Hanh
Today was a great day.
The weather was just right: not too ho… Read full post »
Updates
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MTN, MDM, SBA, CUP CAKE, and other threats to OS civility
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The Last Full Measure
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Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail
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"Willing To Lay Down All My Joys"
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Mad Men: Dickering Over Price
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Reading About the History of the Yankees
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Nazi Muff-Diving: It Could've Happened Here
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In defense of "nappy" hair

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