MY RECENT POSTS
- Evan's Rules of Proper
Parental Behavior
May 15, 2012 01:12PM - Bringing spices
May 04, 2012 09:03AM - Evan, the Cat Whisperer
April 18, 2012 08:39AM - The Jesus Dryer
March 20, 2012 09:43AM - Next time, don't bring Mom to
a fist fight
February 17, 2012 09:39AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Thank you all for
reading and for leaving such
nice comments!
Evan did great
wit…”
May 16, 2012 10:29AM - “Yes Yes Yes! You know,
sometimes a quote superimposed
over a
cute kitten or
some…”
May 11, 2012 12:45PM - “Yes! The next time
someone scolds me for "giving
it away for
free,"
I…”
May 08, 2012 10:12AM - “hugs, me - Thank you. I
really appreciate your
support.
XOXO
Maria -
the "sho…”
May 04, 2012 10:54PM - “Foolish Monkey - I think
there is much value in sharing
grief
with others. It
mak…”
May 04, 2012 10:48PM
Lisa Kern's Links
- Some other things I've written
- Of Brass Monkeys
- Mighty Sweatin' Power Surgers, Unite!
- What if Different meant Wonderful?
- A Letter to God on My 47th Birthday
- Young Love aka How to Kill Your Mother
- Running Away: a Primer for Moms
- From Puberating to Dating in 2.3 Seconds
- Don't Axe, don't tell
- What's Lower than Bottom? I'm There.
- On Marriage and Rebates
- A sign that it's time to dust off the old diet plan
- The Truth about Santa
- Bad Ideas: The Advanced Course
- Pumpkin Carving for Procrastinators
- Let's Go to the Flea Market!
- No matter what you say, Mom, my fish will still be dead
- Can we axe the Axe...please?
- The Last Child Goes to Kindergarten
- To All the Boys I've Danced With: Better Get a Checkup STAT!
- Christmas Expectations vs Realtiy
- Changing a Dog-Hater's Mind (or Not)
- 9-Year-Olds and the Art of Negotiation
- Tell Me Again Why We Didn't Let the Banks Fail
- Radio Shack, We Need to Talk
- Things to do while the kids are away
- Tragically Unhip? There's an App for that!
- In which I make you glad you don't have kids or pets
- We'll go out when your face clears up
- How to Publicly Embarrass Yourself Without Even Trying
- Farewell to a Broken Dog
- Facebook for the Feeble-Minded and Forgetful
- Caution: Birthday in Mirror is Larger than it Appears
- A View from the Bottom
- Sniffing the Hermit Crab & other Motherhood Imponderables
- Breaking up with Bank of America
- Dieting & Dangerous Underwear
- How OS Cured My Mid-Life Crisis
- Love: It's Elementary
- Channeling the Dog Whisperer: Madame Cujo Goes to the Vet
- The Wedding Ring
- Adventures in Bill-Paying: The Recession Edition
- No One Said There Would Be A Testicle Exam!
- You Want to Go Where After WHAT?!
- Purgatory is Found in Sharing A Bathroom With Boys
- Dispatches from a Voting Machine Operator
- Mom, I Think I'm Puberating!
- Watching the World Series with an 8-year old
- My Son's Obama Video
- I've Seen the Fringe & It Visits My Local 7-11
- On Choice, Regret, and Acceptance
- Pint-Sized Pundits: Kids and the Presidential Election
- A Most Unlovable Dog
- What Economic Crisis? I've Got it Covered!
- Facebook? Meet Mid-Life Crisis
- Obama Hasn't Called Me & I'm Starting to Take it Personally
- To the Woman on her Cell Phone in the Chinese Restaurant
- Finding Audrey's Tooth
- Dialogue with my Skinny Jeans
- Confessions of a Turbo Jam Dropout
- Thank You Suze Orman
- The Frustrated Father's Guide to Fool-Proof Foreplay
- Editor’s Pick
- 13168 Views
- 131 Comments
To the Woman on Her Cell Phone in the Chinese Restaurant
JANUARY 23, 2009 8:40AM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 5137 Views
- 124 Comments
How to Publicly Embarrass Yourself Without Even Trying
APRIL 23, 2009 9:04AM EDT
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- 4900 Views
- 126 Comments
What's lower than bottom? I'm there.
JANUARY 21, 2010 8:30AM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 8618 Views
- 162 Comments
Thank You, Suze Orman, for Showing Me the Error of My Ways
FEBRUARY 20, 2009 10:20AM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 10529 Views
- 114 Comments
A Letter to God on My 47th Birthday
MARCH 26, 2010 8:52AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 4985 Views
- 99 Comments
Can we axe the Axe...please?
SEPTEMBER 18, 2009 9:45AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 4783 Views
- 108 Comments
Dieting and Dangerous Underwear
JANUARY 1, 2009 2:57PM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 2938 Views
- 95 Comments
A View from the Bottom
MARCH 19, 2009 12:22AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 3485 Views
- 89 Comments
What if Different Meant Wonderful?
MAY 17, 2010 8:09AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 3720 Views
- 105 Comments
Caution: Birthday in Mirror is Larger Than it Appears
MARCH 27, 2009 8:54AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 4604 Views
- 99 Comments
Breaking Up With Bank of America
MARCH 10, 2009 8:15AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 2293 Views
- 65 Comments
Finding love at EmoHarmony.com
JANUARY 24, 2011 8:01AM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 3883 Views
- 90 Comments
Farewell to a Broken Dog
APRIL 17, 2009 10:58AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 2662 Views
- 77 Comments
Of Brass Monkeys
JULY 21, 2010 10:23AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 11625 Views
- 105 Comments
The Frustrated Father's Guide to Fool-Proof Foreplay
FEBRUARY 28, 2009 12:25AM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 3782 Views
- 82 Comments
Running Away: A Primer for Moms
MARCH 5, 2010 7:39AM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 3984 Views
- 70 Comments
The Truth about Santa
DECEMBER 14, 2009 8:08AM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 3927 Views
- 70 Comments
Bad Ideas: The Advanced Course
DECEMBER 4, 2009 11:57AM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 4610 Views
- 71 Comments
Sniffing the Hermit Crab and Other Motherhood Imponderables
MARCH 17, 2009 9:20AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 4631 Views
- 63 Comments
Facebook for the Feeble-Minded and Forgetful
APRIL 7, 2009 1:39PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 3222 Views
- 64 Comments
Don't Axe, Don't Tell
FEBRUARY 4, 2010 8:07AM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 4206 Views
- 75 Comments
Dialogue With My Skinny Jeans
FEBRUARY 9, 2009 8:31AM EST
- 3705 Views
- 63 Comments
Young Love aka How to Kill Your Mother
MARCH 11, 2010 8:12AM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 3592 Views
- 73 Comments
In Which I Make You Glad You Don't Have Kids or Pets
JUNE 3, 2009 8:31AM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 4594 Views
- 48 Comments
We'll Go Out When Your Face Clears Up
MAY 17, 2009 10:57PM EDT
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MTN, MDM, SBA, CUP CAKE, and other threats to OS civility
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The Last Full Measure
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Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail
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"Willing To Lay Down All My Joys"
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Mad Men: Dickering Over Price
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Reading About the History of the Yankees
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Nazi Muff-Diving: It Could've Happened Here
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In defense of "nappy" hair
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