Oh, Adam - Forgive us, for we know not what we (don't) do - Lisa Romero

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APRIL 29, 2009 10:58PM

Oh, Adam - Forgive us, for we know not what we (don't) do

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Adam, a-damn, how did this happen?

My dear, talented, omni-sexual, ever-lovin' Adam,

Say it ain't so! How can you have possibly been in the bottom three when I was sure, quite sure, you were a ringer for gold in the non-competition that is season 8 of American Idol?

Let me confess: I haven't voted for you a single time. Forget that it's obvious you are in a class by yourself. Forget, for a moment, that the entire world might not be as much in CRUSH with you as I am.

I let you down.
I'm lazy - I haven't voted because I expected everyone else to.
I'm not the average AI fan, and I will likely not watch it after this season.

But if, for one moment, you were worried about your performance...

Or what it would mean to your future...

Or what tonight's setback means to me... (Wha...? Hello, murkiness! Hmm, my life does so NOT hinge on AI - and I DON'T mean Artificial Intelligence!)...

I just wanted to say,

I'M SORRY! So sorry. (Italian girl that I am - you GO, Connie Francis!)

And rest assured. I'll vote next week. Because excellence matters. And there is no one out there who thrills the chills out of me like you do, baby!

GO, ADAM!

Apologetically yours,

Lisa, the Lazy AI un-Aficionada - and just another one of your over-40, under-engaged No. 1 fans

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I have a confession to make as well. And I need to make it publicly and with great remorse since I'm largely responsible for the unthinkable, the unspeakable...almost the untypeable:
Adam in the BOTTOM 2? SAY IT AIN'T SO! Besides me being all puffed up with ego and pride, thinking that Adam was a shoe in (and I still think he is), I'm not happy to say this, but like you, I've never voted. Not once this season. So Lisa and every other lazy Adam fan out there, we've been warned and he's been spared. Let's make sure this will never happen again!

marytkelly

April 29, 2009 11:47 PM

Mary, you and me both, hon!

LOL! (But not! Because WE KNOW what transgressions are ours!)

Seriously mesmerizing. We WILL correct this passive ador-crusheration next week. BTW, good to see you again! (Been out of pocket a while, smiling tonight, haha!)

Lisa Romero

April 29, 2009 11:58 PM

Oh Lisa, you poor girl. I can feel your sorrow and guilt and I know there must be others out there who are sharing your pain on this dark day in the history of American television. Surely only Ryan himself will miss Adam more than you. But I hope you can find some comfort in knowing that Adam, like others who failed to win the coveted title of The American Idol, will probably become the biggest star of the group. His first album will surely debut high on the charts if not #1. His smile and twinkling eyes which say, "I know I'm prettier than most girls on the planet," will be on all the tv channels, every web site, blog and tweet in cyberspace for the next few weeks. So be of good cheer my friend. Adam is not going away. He will be smothering all of us beginning tomorrow morning.

tournews1

April 29, 2009 11:58 PM

Ronnie Joe - there has to be something more important to comment on that my post-post-post-post-post-post-post-post adolescent ramblings of a nighttime, dear friend.

So, damn it - get to it. When will we write the book of your life and make a million dollars? That is my question, and my curse. Love ya, man. Miss ya, too!

Lis

Lisa Romero

April 30, 2009 12:01 AM

hee hee! What I love about this show is I never have to actually watch it. I just let other people tell me what's happening.

Nice suit he's wearing. Good post.

odetteroulette

April 30, 2009 12:02 AM

Oh silly me. I thought you were saying Adam had been voted off. A closer look at your words and reading Mary's comment has made me realize the horrible error I've made. I'm so ashamed.

tournews1

April 30, 2009 12:03 AM

LOLOLOL!

What the HELL kind of executive producer were you, anyway?

I mean, aren't you WATCHING TV anymore?

Me myself, I'm sort of watching the DEMISE of TV - but this is my first foray into AI, and I must admit, Adam is quite a DISH! Even my non-metro-sexual hubby thinks so!

Ronnie - if there was an AI back when you were in D.C., and you could sing, who knows - you might have been the Adam of your day! I'm just sayin', babe! I've seen the gag reels, I know the score!

OK, but seriously - the book is a best-seller and you're sitting on it like the King of Sheba. LET'S GO! ;-)

Lisa Romero

April 30, 2009 12:08 AM