SUPER QUICK and for no one's edification, moments tonight after the news that MICHAEL JACKSON has, and I quote, left "mountains of music" unpublished that could be released for years.... (oh, joy):

Allow me to share one of my all-time favorite DAVE CHAPELLE shows, where a DJ in a packed club announces one of Tupac Shakur's "new" releases years after his demise - which ends up being so new, it's happening while people (and Dave) are dancing.

NOTE, friends: I am NOT buying new MJ music unless it's worth it. Duh: If it wasn't released before now, it was probably withheld for a reason. (P.S. Still haven't shed a tear.)

VIEW VIDEO HERE (half a million viewers can't be wrong): http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=71416&title=tupac-is-still-alive

 ("OK, I wiiill!" as Tupac croons in the vids, haha.)