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JANUARY 4, 2010 5:40PM

LCILFs: Literary Characters I'd like to...

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Actually, those initials don't really apply to all of these. At the tender age of thirteen I still didn't know what we were supposed to do with boys when we caught them.

I distinctly remember my first ever literary crush. I was thirteen and he was Boromir in “Lord of the Rings”.  (For clarification, I am not talking about the movie. I am not that young.) I have always had a thing for dark, tortured men, but mostly just fictional ones, thankfully. I’m not sure why it didn’t occur to me to go for Aragorn instead. Maybe he seemed too balanced. Besides, he already had a lady friend. Boromir, on the other hand, clearly needed a woman. Oh yes, he did. He needed a woman to sort him out and help him deal with all his manly and heroic woes. Granted, thirteen-year-old me was probably not that woman, even if I had lived in Middle Earth, but she sure thought she was! The grief when he died at the end of the first book was considerable.

I think the next one was Heathcliff, although I later realized he was a tad bit too tortured. I recently watched the movie version of “Wuthering Heights” in which he is played by Ralph Fiennes, who of course was insanely hot in that role, even if he did confirm my suspicion that Heathcliff was, in fact, a tool. (Although Cathy was much more of a tool.)

Since my teens, I’ve either not done enough reading or simply become more picky about men. Well, definitely the latter. It wasn’t until the Harry Potter books (which I discovered somewhat later than most) that I finally found literary crush number 3 in the dashing form of Sirius Black. How much did Sirius TOTALLY need a woman? And I do believe he was a good deal more balanced than Boromir was, to begin with.

There have been others. Notably, grown-up Ramses from the Elizabeth Peters novels, though not to quite the same extent as for instance Boromir.

I’m curious to hear about your literary crushes if you have any. Do tell!

Unless your literary crush is Edward Cullen. I don't want to hear about that.

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CHARLES BRANDON DUKE OF SUFFOLK (TUDORS)

dreamy sigh and thanks for this escape into mmdom
um, you may have been meaning books. sorry. I go carried away thinking of Henry Cavill. (spanks herself for ignorance)
I always wanted to do Emma Bovary and, of course, Guinevere.
Great post! Um...Princess Leigh Cheri in Still Life With Woodpecker, Kudra in Jitterbug Perfume, also by Tom Robbins, Emma in book of the same name by Jane Austen. xox
I do mean books, Amanda. :) Naughty, naughty! Perhaps a separate post for actor crushes is in order? I leave that to you.
As I suspected, your answers provide me with new potential reading material for my ever increasing to-read list! Mwahahaha!
Hazel Motes and O.E. Parker.
Well…I do not have a crush on him (I’m straight), but I would love to meet Edward Cullen…or his wife, Bella.

But I would gladly settle for Toranaga Sama…from Shogun.
Mr. Darcy and Ivan Karamazov.
Ah, I knew I was forgetting someone important! Mr. Darcy!

Frank, fie upon you! However, I have been meaning to read Shogun for years. Maybe I will manage to squeeze it in between research papers this semester.
Uh, I'm kind of promiscuous...
Shogun is a major league page turner. I would recommend it to anyone. The character Toranaga has always interested me...which accounts for the nomination.

The nomination of Edward Cullen came from my need to bust chops.
Amanda, I love Henry Cavill too ... yum!

As for my favorite literary crush ... hmmmmmmmm too many to choose from.

I hate to say it but in high school, I was reading those bodice rippers where the man is so strong and silent that hides a smoldering passionate soul underneath that passive look. As I got older, it was Mr. Darcy that I fell in love with!
Boromir!?! Faramir maybe, but not Boromir. But mostly Aragorn.

Almanzo Wilder, with those Morgan horses. And Laurie Laurence. Then the Beatles interfered, and I never had a literary crush again.
It appears we have the same taste in men ;)

I'd add Mr Rochester (insane wifey not withstanding) *snags Grace's whiskey*, and I'd also like to say.... Jeff Raven from The Rowan, by Anne McCaffrey. F'lar, as well, from her Dragonriders of Pern series.
Mumbletypeg, that's funny! I tried to have a crush on Faramir, to fill the void, you know, but it wasn't happening. Good for you, though! :) Faramir is awesome in his own special way.

hourglass, I remember Jeff Raven. Hell. Yes.

This is so much fun!