Say it loud. I'm nuts and I'm proud.

I understand this. Am I certifiable? Perhaps, but without naer a drip to be found, ~R~

Willie, you never let me down! I like it...

Willie, you never let me down! I like it...

Crap sometimes I hate this little bitty computer. If it didn't allow me to sit on my butt in my room I would seriuosly get rid of it. Sorry about the stupid two post thing. Think I can rate you twice now???

HAHAHAHAHAHHAA...that is so silly , I can't stop laughing and singing along.

This is near and dear to my arse!

Chuck A. Stetson - I am certified (in Florida) to certify that you are certifiable.

Lunchlady 2 - Leave as many comments as you want. Unfortunately, you can only rate the post once.

no frills Devil monkey - be careful not to sing the "Gonorrhea" song out loud. People may think that you are strange.

I really wish I had been aware of those lyrics the one and only time I was forced to watch Westside Story....I would have enjoyed it so much more.

Rated.

Glad you went with "gonorreah" instead of "diarreah". Much classier!

scanner - Congratulations on winning the Tiara. Can I borrow it for Halloween?

Wally_M - You only saw West Side story one time?

Oh wow...
I may be able to convince my boss that what we really need is a floorshow right now.
{clicks "print" button}
How long do you think it would take you to come up with "I Feel Sleazy" for Act II? I'm at work for another 5 hours or so...

Jeanette deMain - Without a doubt, the song is funnier substituting gonorrhea for Maria, rather than diarrhea.

spotted_mind - tell your boss that little willie wants to sing a duet with him.

You are a riot, Jeff. Next up: The Myth of Syphillis. (You know, the guy who pushes the rock.)
I'm dying to know where you get your inspiration for this crazy stuff. Let me know, so I can get there before you.
R

John Blumenthal - I grew up living with, observing, and hiding from a lot of crazy people. I think that's where most of my inspiration comes from.

Oh dear god - and here I thought that nothing could get me out of my funk today. You are most definitely a keeper....

Willie: Keep your day gig, man. Is the B-side "Penicillin"?

funny stuff.

TheBarkingLot4 - The B-side has Barney Frank singing "My Boyfriend's Back" by The Angels.

rice paddie - Feeling down? Little Willie is here to make you laugh and cheer you up.

ROCEPHIN
I just got a shot of Rocephin
And suddenly GC
Has lost its hold on me
For good!

Steve Blevins - Thanks. Now I know what medicine to take after I sleep with Maria again.

I was friends (not close but in the same hang-out circle) with David Naughton. He was the guy who starred in the Dr. Pepper commercials ("I drink Doctor Pepper and I'm proud...") He was also the star of the movie "An American Werewolf In London." Anyway...David used to sing a parody of his own commercial: "I've got gonorrhea and I'm proud!/ I used to be alone in a crowd./ But everywhere you look these days. /There seems to be a gonorrhea craze!/ I'm a goner, you're a goner, he's a goner, she's a goner./ Be a goner - get gonorrhea!/ Be a goner, get gonorrhea..."
I know we (you and I, Littlewillie) were in some of the same places at the same times during our (respective) misspent youths. Just wondering...

Eva T. Made Vaudeville - I never met David Naughton. He was great in that Werewolf movie, and I think that it's very cool that he was willing to parody his own commercial. I also think that you are a very cool person.

I see a Tony in your future!

Could be worse.

Susan Cross - I think I have a better chance of winning a "Murray" or a "Sidney" than a "Tony."

Behind Blue Eyes: I always expect the worst and settle for nothing less.

I am coming to depend on you for the sublime and the ridiculous. GAWD how I love you!

That was beautiful. I am touched.

mypsyche - Yes. You can depend on me for the sublime and ridiculous.

DeliaBlack - You know I try so hard to impress you.

Is this one of the reasons you are "littlewillie"?

Buffy W - Never underestimate Little Willie. He will always rise to the occasion!

You are the next Weird Al.

For your next number, do one about tourette's syndrome sung to the tune of "When You're a Jet".
Clinically Rated

Trudge164 - "When you're a Touretee, you're a Tourette all the way, from your first fucking curse, to your last shitty day."

Dude, "you gotta get an album out; you owe it the people ..."
Can you name dat tune?

Sounds like a pasta side dish or something. Or maybe one of those vegetables that are hard to prepare. like an artichoke. I got a bad case of artichoke an' man did that burn.

You're like herpes little willie, you just keep coming back with more.

Trudge164 - I think I'll release "Gonorrhea" as a single. Nobody buys albums anymore.

Michael Rodgers - You can't get gonorrhea from eating artichokes.

Jeff Howe - I am flattered to be compared to a virus rather than a mere bacterial infection.

You are definitely "one of a kind!!!" Hope you're headed off to your doctor and I'm so glad you're proud! You are toooo funny!

Just Pamela - I have an "open door" relationship with my doctor. Whenever I am in her office, she keeps the door open.

Oddly enough... I find myself clapping along ;)

I USED to love that song.

iamsurly - it hurts a lot when I clap. Should I be concerned?

Linda Cooper - Sorry about that.

My song as sung to La Bamba

LA BIMBO ----

LALALALALALA BIMBO,
CASE A DEEA,
GOT GONORRAAAAHEA
FROM A CHICK NAMED MARIA,
LA CAPTAINE, MY RASH IS BLEEDING,
OOOOOO

LALALALALAL BIMBO,
GOT A RASH FROM SOME CHICKEE NAMED
MARIA, OH THE BURNING!!!

*tears* your song made me remember my days on Broadway(in Paris, Texas!).

~running off stage~

you are nuts and this is brilliant. i love it. i'm nuts too and i smoked dope with Leonard Bernstein!!!! back when i was in college. so i LOVE this and taht you gave him his props. love love lvoe and gratitude!

Tinkerertink69 - Ritchie Valens would be proud to hear you sing his song.

Theodora L'Engle Knight - You smoked dope with Leonard Bernstein! If you haven't done it already, you should write a post about that experience.

Gonorrhea does have a certain ring to it.

Caroline Hagood - I recommend singing it (Gonorrhea) as loud as possible while taking a shower.