According to experts at the National Bureau of Economic Research, the recession is over!!! In fact, the recession ended in June of 2009.
First of all bro, why did you wait so long to tell us? Here I was acting like a man who needed to count his pennies (Yes, I pay for everything in pennies), while I could have been out racking up more credit card bills that I can't pay, and refinancing my moonbounce (send me a PM if you want to rent my moonbounce for business or pleasure).
Also, how do I explain that the recession is over to the millions of people who have lost their homes and jobs after June 2009? How do those people fit into your statistics and algorithms?
Where do you guys and gals from the National Bureau of Economic Research live? Lichtenstein? Monaco? Definitely not the USA.
Well, if the recession is officially over, then I guess it's time to celebrate. Everyone on Open Salon is invited over to my one bedroom apartment for an "End of Recession" party. I sold the good silverware and china so we will have to use plastic utensils and paper plates. The refrigerator is bare except for some AA batteries which we all can share. My eight track player is locked and loaded with my Best of Milli Vanilli.
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So where did you say this recession was over? Bolivia?
Rated with hugs
"How do those people fit into your statistics and algorithms?"
We don't. We're just lazy!! Teeheehee!!! Someone might want to tell the Census Bureau we're out of a recession, they think there's an increase in poor people....
**Wanders off to prepare for the party**
O'Really? - Are you sure you want to come to the party? John Blumenthal is coming.
Tink69 - It's not an OS party without you being there.
Linda S - I may change my name to Little Williemillivanilli.
kateasley - you can be in charge of organizing car pools for the party
Buffy W - You bring the soup, I'll dig some oysterettes out from behind the couch.
hyblaean-Julie - I used to have a great food stamp collection - had to sell it.
HarleeGirl - You can bring the receding pubic hair.
Kimberly Koch - I like Greek food better than German.
Chuck A. Stetson - Have you tried wearing a stovepipe hat? The chicks really dig that look.
O'Really? - If you can't make it to the party, perhaps Cartouche could fill in for you. I've actually met her and she is charming.
Jeff Howe - Bring your dog to the party, leave the dog food home.
Eva T. Made Vaudeville - That fructose syrup can get you really high
scanner - the algorithms are crunchy, but you can eat them.
BTW, check yer facts, Milli Vanilli was post 8-track just keeping you honest. R
Hey, Tink! Pass the watery vodka!!!
Rosey Cheeks - Some people on Open Salon are highly allergic to Spam
Trudge164 - What's a party without Crisco and moon bounces?
Fay Paxton - Tink promised to spike the Kool Aid with cheap vodka. Things could get wild.
Jeanette DeMain - I will be wearing a my favorite little black skirt, but you can dress casual.
Deborah Young - I would call it PES (Post Economic Slowdown)
Poor Woman - You have food bank rations. You sound very middle class to me.
Dr. Spudman44 - I'm heading out to the local thrift stores to dig up some Bobby Goldsboro records and padded bras.
Cranky Cuss - Don't bother going to the Unemployment office. All the workers have been laid off.
Caroline Hagood - You are too nice a girl to be exposed to the type of debauchery that I am planning.