Anything that can get the economy going is okay with me. Case in point, legalizing marijuana is a "no brainer" which makes the idea perfect for politicians and stoners alike.
Sales of Halloween paraphernalia are particularly strong this year which is good news for retailers of fake blood, hockey masks, candy corn, and costumes. The costume that is literally flying off the shelves is the Christine O'Donnell, "I Am Not A Witch." The popularity of the "I Am Not A Witch" costume has lead some creative entrepreneurs to offer other "I Am Not" selections.
The following "I Am Not" Costumes should be available for Halloween:
1) The "I Am Not A Socialist" Barrack Obama.
2) The "I Am Not A Muslim" Barrack Obama
3) The "I Am Not The Father" John Edwards
4) The "I Am Not A Homosexual" Larry Craig
5) The "I Am Not A War Criminal" Dick Cheney
6) The "I Am Not A Crook" Richard Nixon
7) The "I Am Not A Big Fat Idiot" Rush Limbaugh
8) The "I Am Not An Attractive Idiot" Sarah Palin
9) The "I Am Not A Pedaphile Priest"
10) The "I Am Not A Mental Patient" Michelle Bachmann
11) The "I Am Not A Douchebag" Simon Cowell
12) The "I Am Not An Abortion That Lived" Glen Beck
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rosalind warren
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When I had my store I loved Halloween. All the civil servants came in and became what they really wanted to be.
rated with hugs
tg within - Was I being redundant when I wrote pedaphile priest?
I should call my girlfriends and see who everyone else is going as. Perhaps I should rent that costume this year, it might be more fun than ever. Better than went as an old spinster without foundation undergarments and a friend showed up as Hugh Hefner, I was on him all night. The costume comes with a plastic sword. Big sigh. Thank you for letting me dream.
Trudge164 - Just costumes, no sneakers, no spam.
Meanwhile, let me just say I think you are brilliant. ~r
(hey! that rhymes; I'm a poet, but I don't know it).
Trudge164 - How did you know I was a big fan of Dr. Seuss?
scanner - There are plenty of idiots out there, and what's scary is that they are all registered to vote.
Bellwether Vance - legalizing marijuana would stimulate the economy, especially in California, where they need the most help.
But I liked your post!
Great customs idea
hugs and rateeed
Mauricio Betancourt - The Vatican has already bought all the "I Am Not A Pedaphile Priest" costumes. I wonder what they will do with them?
Libmomrn - "This country was built on the backs of middle aged moms" - Joe Biden
Rosycheeks - I was going to say that I'd like to ring your bell, but somehow that doesn't sound right.
cleotheo - A six-headed penis or "Hexaprick" is a great idea for a Halloween costume.
Robin Sneed - I would love to go trick or treating with certain Open Saloners. You are at the top of the list.