Miss Pregnant Teen America Contest To Air On MTV
The continual decline of western civilization and the overwhelming success of the reality show, "Sixteen and Pregnant," has led executives at MTV to announce a new low, I mean a new show, called Miss Pregnant Teen America.
Open calls are being held at shopping malls across the country to find America's most attractive, gullible and desperate pregnant teens. MTV has scoured through thousands of Sex Offender Registries in order to find the most qualified judges, and chaperones, for those contestants without an adult legal guardian.
"Applicants must prove that they are pregnant or intend to become pregnant before the show starts filming," said executive producer and president of the Hollywood Pediphile Social Club, Todd Weissbag.
Weissbag added that "all contestants must be pregnant teenagers though exceptions may be made for extremely mature twelve year olds."
An organization called "Unplanned Parenthood" has signed up to be one of the show's first sponsors. Hall of Fame linebacker, Lawrence Taylor, is rumored to be the top choice for host of Miss Pregnant Teen America, now that his court case has been adjudicated. Negotiations between Taylor's attorney, MTV, and the New York State Board of Probation are underway to determine whether Mr. Taylor's involvement with the show may in any way violate terms of probation related to his misdemeanor plea bargain involving a sixteen year old prostitute.