Miss Pregnant Teen America Contest To Air On MTV
The continual decline of western civilization and the overwhelming success of the reality show, "Sixteen and Pregnant," has led executives at MTV to announce a new low, I mean a new show, called Miss Pregnant Teen America.
Open calls are being held at shopping malls across the country to find America's most attractive, gullible and desperate pregnant teens. MTV has scoured through thousands of Sex Offender Registries in order to find the most qualified judges, and chaperones, for those contestants without an adult legal guardian.
"Applicants must prove that they are pregnant or intend to become pregnant before the show starts filming," said executive producer and president of the Hollywood Pediphile Social Club, Todd Weissbag.
Weissbag added that "all contestants must be pregnant teenagers though exceptions may be made for extremely mature twelve year olds."
An organization called "Unplanned Parenthood" has signed up to be one of the show's first sponsors. Hall of Fame linebacker, Lawrence Taylor, is rumored to be the top choice for host of Miss Pregnant Teen America, now that his court case has been adjudicated. Negotiations between Taylor's attorney, MTV, and the New York State Board of Probation are underway to determine whether Mr. Taylor's involvement with the show may in any way violate terms of probation related to his misdemeanor plea bargain involving a sixteen year old prostitute.


Salon.com
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I still pray for you, by the way...I don't think it's taking.
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As usual, very funny.
I guess the kids are lining up.
give me a break. this is ridiculous
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John Blumenthal - I've also been in the delivery room, though not at Dominos Pizza. My ex forced me to cut my own umbilical cord.
Leepin Larry - I gave Maury Povich a sample of my DNA for Hannukah
Lunchlady 2 - As the world gets crazier, I feel more sane.
Jeanette DeMain - The DEVOlution of MTV reminds me of a smart, hip person I knew in college who became a crack addict.
MTV, on line one.....;D
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Don't let MTV read this...they will have the show in production within the week.
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scanner - Shall I add you to the "Hollywood Pediphile Social Club" mailing list or are you already a member in good standing?
Eva T. - The "suits" count on them to be gullible and desperate.
Tink69 - Didn't I see you listed as a co-producer?
Joan H. - There have been some "Miss Pregnant" Beauty contests, but there were adult as well as teenage contestants.
Steve Katz - Here's where it gets slippery: If MTV called me tonight and asked if I wanted to be a writer for "Miss Pregnant Teen America," I would probably say "Yes."
Rick Lucke - There ain't much worse than eight years of Cheney/Bush
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Yes, this will be the end of civilization. True story--in Mississippi (and probably other states) on Mother's Day they used to give little prizes in church for the oldest mother, mother with the most kids, and the youngest mother. In recent years, I stopped seeing prizes for the youngest mother. I did not wonder why.