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JANUARY 14, 2011 2:45PM

Miss Pregnant Teen America Contest To Air On MTV

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The continual decline of western civilization and the overwhelming success of the reality show, "Sixteen and Pregnant," has led executives at MTV to announce a new low, I mean a new show, called Miss Pregnant Teen America.

Open calls are being held at shopping malls across the country to find America's most attractive, gullible and desperate pregnant teens.  MTV has scoured through thousands of Sex Offender Registries in order to find the most qualified judges, and chaperones, for those contestants without an adult legal guardian.

"Applicants must prove that they are pregnant or intend to become pregnant before the show starts filming," said executive producer and president of the  Hollywood Pediphile Social Club, Todd Weissbag.

Weissbag added that "all contestants must be pregnant teenagers though exceptions may be made for extremely mature twelve year olds."

An organization called "Unplanned Parenthood" has signed up to be one of the show's first sponsors.  Hall of Fame linebacker, Lawrence Taylor, is rumored to be the top choice for host of Miss Pregnant Teen America, now that his court case has been adjudicated.  Negotiations between Taylor's attorney, MTV, and the New York State Board of Probation are underway to determine whether Mr. Taylor's involvement with the show may in any way violate  terms of probation related to his misdemeanor plea bargain involving a sixteen year old prostitute.

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Willie, you jest but the world is so freakin crazy this could all be true.
I still pray for you, by the way...I don't think it's taking.
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The cameras aren't going to follow them into the delivery room I hope. I've been there. It ain't pretty. Joyous maybe, but not pretty.
As usual, very funny.
Little willie.. where have you been?
I guess the kids are lining up.
give me a break. this is ridiculous
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The producers should hang out at Maury's show.


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You had me for a minute how crazy does that make the world!! I used to love MTV in it's very beginnings before it gave up videos and went in to selling sex to our children..
I can't tell if this is real or not, and that's very troubling!
Fay Paxton - I'm too far gone to be helped.

John Blumenthal - I've also been in the delivery room, though not at Dominos Pizza. My ex forced me to cut my own umbilical cord.
Linda S. - Not sure where I've been or where I am now. I see bright lights. The walls are white and padded.

Leepin Larry - I gave Maury Povich a sample of my DNA for Hannukah

Lunchlady 2 - As the world gets crazier, I feel more sane.

Jeanette DeMain - The DEVOlution of MTV reminds me of a smart, hip person I knew in college who became a crack addict.
Your people can talk to my people over lunch, and we can make it happen!
I'll do my part if anyones needed to get someone pregnant. I always volunteer my time when I can for good causes.
They're all so "attractive, gullible and desparate," that it will be really hard to choose.
Best idea for a show YET!!!!

MTV, on line one.....;D

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It could happen.~r
You had me there for a while....
Don't let MTV read this...they will have the show in production within the week.
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old new lefty - where there's a will, there's a lawyer waiting to take his cut.

scanner - Shall I add you to the "Hollywood Pediphile Social Club" mailing list or are you already a member in good standing?

Eva T. - The "suits" count on them to be gullible and desperate.

Tink69 - Didn't I see you listed as a co-producer?

Joan H. - There have been some "Miss Pregnant" Beauty contests, but there were adult as well as teenage contestants.

Steve Katz - Here's where it gets slippery: If MTV called me tonight and asked if I wanted to be a writer for "Miss Pregnant Teen America," I would probably say "Yes."
Is this more "must see TV?"
What else would we expect from a nation that tolerated 8 years of Bush/Cheney? And, come to think of it, which is worse?
L'heure bleue - Have you noticed how the average IQ has gone down as the size of Televisions have increased? People brag about their new fifty two inch TV as if that is something to be proud of.

Rick Lucke - There ain't much worse than eight years of Cheney/Bush
Heee!!! I don't want to bang Martha Quinn...but I'd love to hang out with her. Whatever happened to OUR MTV?
This is pathetic, teens wanting to become mothers to be on TV?! AND shame on MTV for wanting to exploit them! the show 'sixteen and pregnant' and 'Teen mom' has ruined the lives of some of the teens on the shows, take Amber from Teen Mom for instance, I believe fully that she would have never gone to jail if it hadn't been for the show. She has said she is ready to give it up and to try to live a normal life. now, with her boyfriend and father of the baby she may have gone to jail anyway but there is NO denying that the "lime light" made it all so much worse.
I can't believe the Ed Hardy bot got here before me.

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sign 200 of the Apocalypse
Didn't this already air? I believe it was called "Sarah Palin's Alaska" with her brood in-tow.
Hey, this isn't that far fetched. There is no doubt in my mind that these teen pregnancy shows, while they may scream that this is to prevent teen pregnancies, only does the opposite. The New Miss America is 17. They could kill two birds with one stone (is that considered violent political rhetoric?). She could get pregnant and take her message to millions. I think I'm getting cynical. Great post.
Pregnant teens are probably running MTV.
This would never happen. There is too great of a taboo on the subject, not even MTV would try to cross it. The right-wing would be screaming moral decline, the left-wing would be screaming exploitation.
"Intend to be pregnant." Whaaaaat?!?! Promoting teen pregnancy...I can't believe it's come to that. How is that not illegal? r
Oh my dear, I want to laugh and cry at the same time but I guess I'll laugh because you are funnier than the world is bananas. Thanks I needed this rated
I looked up Martha Quinn, and then I remembered her. I am glad she is well over 15!
Yes, this will be the end of civilization. True story--in Mississippi (and probably other states) on Mother's Day they used to give little prizes in church for the oldest mother, mother with the most kids, and the youngest mother. In recent years, I stopped seeing prizes for the youngest mother. I did not wonder why.
Life imitates art sometimes. MTV is in trouble because one of their new reality shows, "Skins," may violate child pornography laws.
This is a joke, right? If so, very good parody of dumpster-diving MTV.
Leon Freilich - Yes. It is a joke/parody of MTV.
Considering what's been on MTV, I wasn't sure this was a spoof. We have 22 (known) pregnant girls at my school -- we could have the whole cast :{
Totally, sadly, believable!
MTV still ROCKS, but I do miss hours upon hours of just great videos!