The continual decline of western civilization and the overwhelming success of the reality show, "Sixteen and Pregnant," has led executives at MTV to announce a new low, I mean a new show, called Miss Pregnant Teen America.

Open calls are being held at shopping malls across the country to find America… Read full post »

Jules and Vincent took it all in.  They watched the humans engage in the annual ritual of stuffing their faces full of the flesh of dead turkey.  Soon the bloated humans would get drowsy and fall asleep, oblivious to the football game blaring from the flat screen.

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It came as no surprise to this Hollywood entertainment reporter, Murray Seltzer, that Hollywood Heavyweights, Oliver Stone and Mel Gibson, have announced a collaboration to produce, direct, write, and star in the biography of Adolf Hitler.  I met with the two Academy Award winners outside the fe… Read full post »

In a survey taken by a group of people with way too much time on their hands, New York City drivers, compared to twenty-four other metro areas, were crowned the angriest, rudest drivers in the country.  Miami took top honors last year, which really fucking pissed me off.

Some of the… Read full post »