Lollygagger's Suppositions, Conclusions and Hapless Analysis

Life in the last...lane

lollygagger

lollygagger
Location
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania,
Birthday
November 25
Bio
I've been behind on everything since my mom petitioned the school to let me start a year early, including, but not limited to, penmanship, an earnest ownership of my womanhood, fine motor skills, and sincere attempts at feigning concern for anyone who doesn't want to join my fan club. Here, my attempts to catch up will be logged for all the world to read and finally, to giggle alongside me.

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Salon.com

“I can’t find him.  I don’t think he’s here.  He’s gone.  Maybe he killed him.”  My husband pointed an accusatory finger at the brown-spotted spider clinging to a top stem of the orange-mint plant - which was slowly commandeering the pot it shar/Read full post »

JUNE 3, 2009 2:11PM

On Why You've Been Shat Upon

I'm going to be late for work.  I called the office to explain that I'd been given a ticket after being the object of a slur this morning as I made my way to the office.  The Stateland Insecurity Department has officially opened its doors to an insulted and belittled publicRead full post »