MY RECENT POSTS
- Jesus Christ, People. It's Not
That Hard.
August 22, 2012 12:21AM - My Dinner With Barack
July 07, 2011 07:16AM - Dazed and Confused: Mixed
Signals on Medical Marijuana
March 29, 2011 03:36AM - Yesterday's News
February 25, 2011 01:02PM - Facebook Valuation Boggles the
Mind
January 03, 2011 05:33PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “@greenheron--I know,
right? It's such a beautiful
thing to
sit with a copy of
Har…”
August 22, 2012 07:30PM - “If everyone in America
over the age of 15 read
Harper's each
month--even if
they…”
August 22, 2012 10:31AM - “Since you posted this on
my actual birthday, I'm taking
it as
a gift. Feel free
t…”
August 21, 2012 02:54PM - “Well, it's nice to see
who my real friends are around
here
and let me just say
th…”
July 07, 2011 12:44PM - “Oooh baby, I love your
way...”
July 07, 2011 07:55AM
Jesus Christ, People. It's Not That Hard.
It seems fairly clear at this point: "the Internet" consists, for the vast majority of people in the United States anyway, of Facebook and Twitter.
By that I mean to say those two platforms comprise the portals through which a massive percentage of news, information, comment, and opinion pass… Read full post »
My Dinner With Barack

Say what you will about Barack Obama, the brother keeps in touch.
I gave his campaign $50 shortly after it achieved inevitability in the spring of 2008, not long after I'd been laid off from my last secure, well, my last well-paying job -- and about a year before the… Read full post »
Dazed and Confused: Mixed Signals on Medical Marijuana
California defendants face new federal charges after state's illegal search and seizure.
Yesterday's News

Yesterday I appeared on the cover of a relatively new Internet magazine called Dailysingle, a kind of mashup of those old amusement park novelties, where you could get your picture on the cover of LIFE magazine or the front page of the New York Times, and an actual,… Read full post »
From the What's It Worth? Department - big news in the world of finance today: the great minds at Goldman Sachs have conjured up a way for wealthy investors to get a piece of the Facebook action without actually having to take the company public.
Plunking down $450 million of its own… Read full post »
WikiLeaks Proves DC Rancor is a Sham

Jayzus H. Christ, I go away from the Internet for a while and all hell breaks loose.
Having shimmied back down the rabbit hole in the last couple of days, my eyes are now bleeding from reading all the sturm und drang over supposed terrorist/sex criminal Julian Assange and… Read full post »
My Life in 3, 2, 1...
Conceived by an alcoholic scoundrel with a golden voice (and heart to match) and by a teenage knockout whose naivete was exceeded only by the purity of her love, I was born lucky.
That whole "Question Authority" thing I always thought was an actual directive.
It's taken me nearly 50… Read full post »
My Not So Funny Valentine
I love my OS peeps. You know I do. Read full post »
Apple's iPad: Anatomy of a Home Run

"Stop, hey, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going
down."
--
For What It's Worth, Stephen Stills
That sound, the one emanating Wednesday from the stage at San Francisco's Yerba Buena Center for the Arts and reverberating… Read full post »
Earthquake Relief: YES! And it Counts

As did so many across the globe Wednesday, I sat stunned in front of my computer, trying to take in the devastation wrought by the earthquake in Haiti Tuesday night. I tried to imagine the effect a disaster of such magnitude might have on people who live in a… Read full post »
Win $100,000 in Apple Tablet Fever Sweepstakes: UPDATED

UPDATE: Apple's legal representation issued a demand letter Wednesday, claiming “The information [Gawker is] willing to pay for, such as photos of a yet-to-be released product, constitutes Apple trade secrets.” The law firm issued a demand that Gawker "immediately disc… Read full post »
Open Letter to Brit Hume

Dear Mr. Hume:
I am not a television viewer of any regular status (nor, on the
rare occasion that might find me taking in a broadcast of some kind
or another, a watcher of the FOX television network) but I do keep
up with the news of the day. It appears… Read full post »
Exhibit #369 for the Superiority of Apple's iPhone
Play a piano concerto on your telephone? There's an app for that...
Let's see you do that with your 'Droid* sucka.
* or your Blackberry, or your Pre, or your Nokia, or your HTC... Read full post »
Good News Sunday: PACKERS WIN!!

Since sometime in the mid-1960s the only thing that really ever mattered to me on Sundays in the fall and winter months has been whether the Green Bay Packers won or lost their NFL football game.
With a regular season-ending victory over the Arizona Cardinals in Phoenix today, the Green… Read full post »
On Misogyny: Teach Your Children Well

Misogyny, like so many things in this wonderful life, begins at home. How else, one must wonder, does it become possible for a child -- boy or girl -- to bring with it into its adult development the cast of mind and the behavioral tools necessary for leading a life… Read full post »
The First Time I Cooked for bendan bendan

I baked a shit pie laced with rat poison and topped it with curdled sperm frosting, so inspired was I by bendan bendan's habit of soiling real bloggers' posts with comment spam hocking Made in China crapwear.

I sat bendan bendan down at the table in… Read full post »
13 Things About Open Salon

Why 13?
Lucky, I guess.
It's also a Jewish thing. You wouldn't understand.
It's ubiquitous, this listmaking that happens at the end of the year, especially among the typing classes. So… Read full post »
Mocha: Colour of the Man for Our Times

Form has championed substance in the political culture of the United States for so long, it should come as no surprise that many people still don’t know what to make of President Barack Obama.
Going back to the presidential election of 1952, when the popular war hero… Read full post »
Apple has booked the stage at Yerba Buena Center for the Arts in downtown San Francisco for "several days" in late January, according to a report at Financial Times, leading to increased speculation the company is preparing to unveil the long-awaited "Apple Tablet."
Coming on the heels of … Read full post »
Letter from Gropenhagen: Free Sex at Climate Change Summit

How bad is the climate change situation, really? A whole bunch of scientists and other climate change interested parties are set to convene in Copenhagen next week for the COP15 climate conference, where representatives from government agencies, energy consortiums, new-age manufacturers… Read full post »
Twitter as News Agent: I'll Take Mine With a Grain of Salt

Twitter was on fire for a little while Friday in the wake of 'breaking news' that golfer Tiger Woods was seriously injured in an auto accident outside his Florida home early Friday morning.
Tech journalist MG Siegler, who writes for TechCrunch, was all over the tidbit within minutes, posting… Read full post »

While it is absolutely dead-certain you will hear about Sarah Palin's much-hyped memoir when it comes out on November 17, the mainstream media PR machine is likely to give short shrift to a compelling collection of essays that ought to make a lively companion piece to Palin's ode to… Read full post »
Digg This!!
Bless her soul, our very own feed vigilante, the endlessly empathetic Cartouche pointed the way late last night to the harrowing tale of OS member Rutilus Extraho and has since been tirelessly pounding the hustings for people to make it go viral through Digg and Reddit.
She's a smart cookie, th… Read full post »

In response to a Federal Communications Commission Notice of Proposed Rulemaking published Thursday, John McCain introduced his own Internet Freedom Act of 2009 in the United States Senate, revealing the administrative style the U.S. would likely have faced had he won the 2008 presidential el… Read full post »

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