Well THIS is a perfect example of what happens during Mardi Gras.

You're a very attractive looking woman!

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Hubba, hubba!

I have to admit, mardi gras never brought that out in me... I dressed up like a woman on Halloween once, and felt like a perfect ass, becuz I could never impersonate a woman. They are so much better at it, which is why I love 'em so much.

Too much blush, BTW...

Who waxed your eyebrows or were they just perfect naturally? And damn, you have purdy legs to go with that great ass of yours!

why, gal, you're purdier than most of the wimmen I meet!

Love the Converse.

Oh My!!! Adorable in every gender.

Now that's HOT!

I love a man in guyliner, but full-on Frank N. Furter? Oh, lord. Be still my heart...

you look almost exactly like my aunt chris did in the 80's
kudos

I only ever did the full-on drag thing one other time in my life, just a couple of years ago, actually. And though I daresay my ass and legs have held up well in the intervening 20+ years, the last time I bore an uncanny resemblance to Anjelica Huston in The Addams Family.

And I do have to say, I like a little guyliner when I'm fronting a rock & roll band; makes me feel like I belong in the spotlight somehow...

Well, yes you do make an attractive women...one who could beat the crap out of someone.

Whoa....look like one of Bowie's lovers!

Nice Lonnie :)

Lonnie, you continue to bring big smiles to everyone. Yes, there is definitely a Patrick Swayze look going there. And you pulled it off, you really did.

Hello Dr. Frank-N-Furter.

I'm really pleased everyone thinks I made a pretty girl - I guess that was the point.

Suz - I've always been a lover, not a fighter.
Trig - Bowie would have definitely done me.
Mary - Sweet Marry, what else can I say? Thanks you.

I am now officially sexually confused.

(thumbified because sure, I would hit that.)

Oh yeah sure. Blame it on Mardi Gras. In that last photo you don't
look like too happy a camper. Or maybe you're just waiting for the right fella to kiss you. But damn! You're a babe whichever way you swing!

I'm turned on.

damn, you got all Crying Game on me Lonnie. Though I would have given Rea a run for his pukin money when you flopped it all out.

personally, i usually stop at the guy liner.

Aaack! you're freakin' me out! Just kidding, but that Adam's apple is a dead giveaway. None of that, "What Happens in mardi Gras, Stays in Mardi Gras" stuff here.
I used to have a Honda 350 like that. The negative must be reversed, cuz the exhaust goses out the other side. I know nobody cares about that. Nor do I. Don't even know why I mentioned it. Shuttin' up now.

Gorgeous. But dude, I sincerely hope the top shown here never matched your elsewhere displayed bare bottom.

Is that a skort?

Julie's comment made me spit water on my desk!

I not only want to know if you're wearing a skort, I want to know if those are "off-black" pantyhose?

If so, are they a fashion (mis)statement, or do they help you achieve your mangina?

You are very brave.

Hmmmm. Makes us wonder. Me, at least.

When my father saw these pictures, not long after they were taken, long before I'd graduated college or become a lawyer or owned my own business or got married and became a father myself, he expressed his utter horror that, not only had I got myself up in such an outfit but that I'd allowed pictures to be taken, and that I seemed so pleased with myself about it all.

I guess it was a generational thing.

Couple of comment responses:

Michael, you had me thinking for a second, but if the neg was reversed, we'd be reading Honda backwards on the gas tank, wouldn't we?

Julie and havlin, I'm wearing a real waitress outfit. It's a skirt, underneath which, as I recall, I wore men's Jockey bikini briefs. The hose were sheer black to kind of hide my leg hair because even I was not about to go that far and shave my legs for the occasion.

Lisa, what, exactly are you wondering about? You may want to confer with Jodi or Persphone if you're confused about anything.

another Honda with exhaust on port side: here

Very loverly! (If you ever wanna do the femme Dykes on Bikes thingy...) Thumbs up.

I need to be the pretty one Lonnie! Not fair.

But you are the pretty one, Dorrie - I'm just the one in makeup.

......hm?....oh!..right! I was going to comment! but you momentarily mesmerized me with your impeccable contouring and brow definition. :D

Ida know, ya kinda remind me of that chick from The Waitresses. Hm. I think she mighta rocked a neckerchief, too. heeee..... ;)

wasn't fishing honey - but you are too sweet

Strangely enough, I find a man in make-up a strange turn-on. You look great! The first photo should be blown up and put above your mantelpiece.

Lonnie, thanks for your comment today. I hope you're doing alright. Just busy perhaps.