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DECEMBER 5, 2009 10:55PM

Letter from Gropenhagen: Free Sex at Climate Change Summit

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How bad is the climate change situation, really?  A whole bunch of scientists and other climate change interested parties are set to convene in Copenhagen next week for the COP15 climate conference, where representatives from government agencies, energy consortiums, new-age manufacturers and environmentalists will try to sort it all out and -- for many of them -- figure out how to make a buck off it all in the coming years.

An interesting development few probably considered however, means some of the real heat may be going down in the Danish capital's famous brothels, where Copenhagen's legal sex industry has decided COP15 delegates will be able to sample the merchandise for free.

As reported by Der Speigel, Copenhagen Mayor Ritt Bjerregaard sent postcards to city hotels warning summit guests not to patronize Danish sex workers during the upcoming conference. Now, the prostitutes have struck back, offering free sex to anyone who produces one of the warnings.

According to the report, the move was organized by the Sex Workers Interest Group (SIO).

"This is sheer discrimination. Ritt Bjerregaard is abusing her position as Lord Mayor in using her power to prevent us carrying out our perfectly legal job. I don't understand how she can be allowed to contact people in this way," SIO Spokeswoman Susanne Møller told avisen.dk.

No one in the world's oldest profession has ever been known for giving out freebies, so this can only mean relations between Copenhagen's local government and its sex workers are at an all-time low, or there may be more to this Global Warming thing than many have previously thought.

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this is a least as relevant as half the political position papers i have read.

does the mayor think the delegates won't be concentrating on their duties? or does she fear any large influx of foreigners would raise public health concerns...

since this will have zero effect on the sex industry, save possibly raising traffic briefly, one can only conclude the mayor must own a brothel. she would not be the first.
What? I didn't know prostitution was legal in Denmark. But then, I know little about Denmark, or Copenhagen, except for that little of substance will come from there to battle battle climate change. I do think Al's onto something though; follow the money and I'm willing to bet the mayor comes out of it quite nicely.
Free Snatch!! Call me a cab~~~~~
R~~
Could be a little holiday spirit and gift giving. Who knew?!
They should make politicians pay extra. Just because. Rated.
Wow Lonnie. Good find! Way more interesting that all that Taliban and economy and health insurance crap. This is even better than Ramesh (who is now awake and commenting.)
they do call it global warming....
Back in the mid 70's, I was in Copenhagen and after inadvertently strolling into the well established red light district, I was sure that the sex trade was well institutionalized in Denmark...wonder what has changed...I don't think discouraging sex is going to prevent global warming...R
I suspect these ladies of the evening may be perpetrating a bite and switch.
Free Danish for all?
Dammit Lonnie!
I told you those photos were just for YOU!
;-)
Politicians and prostitutes, what a combination, they can argue about who the real whores are!
I'm curious to know exactly what one gets for one of the postcards? A pinch? A sensual hair-ruffling? A suggestive handshake? I could give myself one of those - without a postcard!
@Spot - I like you OK as a cheeky long-haired blonde, just so you know. But I like you best just the way you are. Don't go changin'...

My dear monsieur Chariot ~ I cannot believe OS does not have a Copenhagen correspondent liveblogging the COP15 proceedings as we speak. It's important to know just how far the industry freebie extends and to be kept abreast of the mounting dangers of climate change up-to-the-minute.

@TC if one of those Danish delights bit me I'd be very upset, even if she wasn't making me pay for the privilege.
They have a newspaper named after cheap engravable bracelets bought at the clock place under the escalator at Sears?

::blink::

(thumbified for free anything - especially free everything)
Years ago, I recall seeing a memo posted up on a bulletin board in a military-run area of the Panama Canal Zone. It was a letter from some commanding officer reminding the troops that they were not to visit various so-called houses of prostitution in downtown Panama City. It included a helpful map carefully naming and offering the street addresses of all the places not to visit. :)

I don't know why, but as I read your post, I found myself remembering that letter from so long ago, and wondering if the Mayor perhaps wanted to draw attention to his city's trade in an acceptable way and thought that people would probably “decide for themselves” if only they knew.
Ritt needs to lighten up. For most scientists, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.