You're Just Jealous

Adventures in Art School, Finally

Lori Covington

Lori Covington
Location
Oakland, California, USA
Birthday
December 31
Bio
Two wandering southerners --a neurotic Texan bearing a keen resemblance to Vivien Leigh and a close-mouthed Mississippi sailor with a thing for long-legged beauties, stole me from a red-headed alien who, having laid me on my woven baby blanket under a palm tree at the Alameda Naval Station, was splashing in the cool, funky waters of San Francisco Bay with a seal lion named Frank. Assuring themselves that "it was for the best", the southerners transported me first to San Diego, where a goat ate my stroller, to Florida, where I attempted to eat a frog... In reverse chronology... June 2010: Published Escape from Draconia: Mikki Madigan's First Adventure! Visited Annapolis, MD and Hawaii. Developed crab allergy. Voted by mail for our intelligent, ethical, new president! (No allergies noted) Moved to Nova Scotia. Developed allergy to lobster. 2004: Fled insane, ultraconservative country for relative sanity of Canada. 1999: Met Mike, who is wonderful. 91-98 Graduate school (home of Geotrolls and other Mean People) in Illnois Moved incessantly until settling in northern California. Ate a lot of Dungeness crab and drank excellent but very cheap white wine. Left Home Returned home Left home Sibling rivalry, constant relocation. Nickname, "The New Kid". Born

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