Alan Nothnagle

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I am a freelance writer, YA author, and German-English translator/interpreter based in Berlin.

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NOVEMBER 20, 2009 11:34AM

Europe's new president, or: The audacity of banality

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Van Rampuy 

ACTUALLY, THIS POSTER WAS created when the virtually unknown Christian Democratic politician Herman Van Rompuy was voted in as prime minister of Belgium in December of last year. Yesterday evening, over a private dinner in Brussels, he was surprisingly chosen as the chief representative of Europe when all the other conceivable candidates (including Tony Blair) fell through. It seems as if Van Rompuy is so bland that nobody could think of an argument against his nomination - except, of course, that he's too bland.

I'm not sure he's the best man to launch the new office of President of the European Council, however. I mean, the Holy Roman Empire started off with Charlemagne, England got going with William the Conquerer, the US with George Washington, the Soviet Union with Lenin, postwar France with De Gaulle, the Federal Republic of Germany with Adenauer. And now Europe is turning a new page in its millenia-old history with none other than... Herman Van Rompuy?

In the midst of the celebration in that Brussels dining room, a strange silence descended across Europe last night. Scientists finally traced it to a remarkable absence of popping corks. With the times being what they are, Europeans are saving their champagne for the World Cup next summer, and I can't say I blame them... 

Herman Van Rompuy 
Preparing to step into the shoes of Charlemagne and Napoleon:
Herman Van Rompuy

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Glad you posted on this, a big story, and Tony Blair out of a new job. Thanks, Alan.
I thought I was the only one allowed to use the word banal on OS. It is amazing. Well, I guess the nations states are not ready to give the glory to Europe.

You are rather cruel, that picture with the tie, he is like a small town manufacturer going to his Rotary club meeting.

What about the Lady or Baroness?
I think that tells the tale of the end of illusion, and the return of Great Power Politics with Russia Resurgent.
Otherwise, someone with a name, how about Solana, for example?, would have insisted on it.
It speaks volumes about the reality under the surface, that, and the fact that there is no real Eurocorps.
Realism returns, because it never, ever went way.

good post btw.
another example of the accretization of bureaucracy. it will end in tears, the indispensible clerk will be the colorless tyrant within three generations.

i suppose the success of china has inspired this emulation of their political structure.
Anybody but Tony Blair and Sarcozy is my mantra. This guy was chosen because like the future wife of royalty, he has not past to speak of. After all, Belguim has not be heard of since it lost the Congo. Tony Blair had a trail of blood that streached from Baghdad into Gaza. Akmad Rashad said that Blair when he met Bush believed he could convince by the sheer power of his personality. And he did. He became Baalam's She Ass to Bush's speech impediment and vacuness.

At least now Rumsfeld knows who to call in Europe. But does he speak English? No matter the dollar still rules.

A story about the intregues that got this man this post would be quite interesting. Would it read like The Day of the Jackel?
One could make the argument that Europe must not "turn a page" now.

It did decades ago -- in a big way, in my view -- when it started the careful, and so far mostly successful integration process without much fanfare. If it manages to continue navigate between the Scylla of national (internal) dissatisfaction with the union and the Charybdis of competing world powers, then looking back from the future said Adenauer and De Gaulle would be respected not so much as charismatic leaders of their respective nations, but as wise old men who, despite the odds, supported the integration process that might just be the only escape from the constant power games that went on for millennia.

From your earlier posts it is clear that you are a very knowledgeable observer of history, and that would make it even more interesting to know, what benefits would you expect from the emergence of a more visible popular leader that would be supported by popping corks and enthusiastic populus? Would he strengthen the union, or strengthen the centrifugal nationalistic forces within it?
You're wrong, Alan. This country was really launched by our blandest president, Calvin Coolidge. So there's some hope for this twit.
R
Thank you for the article. We have a president now, chosen as such over diner? And we already have a queen? I hope they won't bread.
It is confusing, has the man got any power, I don't think so. It looks like he is another sort of monarch with no other purpose than to look nice and shake hands. An ornament. A presornament?
I mean, President of the Council of Europe, so what is that exactly?
It is all the fault of the Irish . They approved something and so this went on.
Today Sinterklaas arrives here. At least he gives away presents.
Nex time: Sinterklaas for president !
Well, the World Cup is something you can really get excited about.
Good post.
Thanks everyone!

@Don, Al, Mary, and Harvey
I agree.

@Galaxyman
That's an excellent question. At the moment all I can say is that the choice of Council President was bound to reflect on the type of office it would later become. Tony Blair was the obvious choice in terms of charisma and influence, but he was far too compromised in Europe due to his involvement in the Iraq war. So they chose a consensus candidate, i.e. the lowest common denominator, and that's the kind of Europe we're likely to get in the future. So despite Mr. Van Rompuy's indisputable personal merits, the dream of a truly united Europe that can stand up for its interests against the US, Russia, China etc. has been postponed for many years to come. Now whether such a Europe - and such a leader - are possible and even genuinely desirable is a whole different question...
I wonder if he will surprise people or go into historic obscurity. I wonder how many people are even aware that he is "launching the new office of President of the Council of Europe." Thanks for the news.
I don't think Europe needed a leader. The EU president doesn't have the power to lead. He needs to shuttle around to all the important countries and broker a deal that everyone can agree on.

For the EU to speak with one voice, is not a matter of having one spokesman, but of having the an agreement on what the voice is going to say.

And, yeah, a bland bureaucrat from Brussels is probably the perfect representation of the EU's government.

I watch the EU's efforts at ever wider membership and ever closer union and wonder how long those inherent contradictions can coexist.
He is the perfect person for the position. Belgium is a kind of failed state in terms of federalism, so he got the perfect training for becoming a new chairman of the Council.
Well to be fair, Alan, the excited rumblings about a 'strong' presidency were always going to be wide of the mark. The European Union has been moving away from the 'federalist' dream for some years now. A man or woman who could upstage the national leaders themselves was never going to be in the cards. As the Treaty of Lisbon, which created his post, was ambiguous on the new post many excitable papers in the UK and elsewhere thought the presidency would entail much more power than it really does.

Mr. Van Rompuy will be a chairman of the European Council--president, that is, in the French use of the term generally--nothing more, nothing less.

Also, it's not the Council of Europe as you added in your blog. :) That is a wholly separate institution, not a part of the EU, responsible for the creation of the very important European Convention on Human Rights and the European Court of Human Rights!
Of course many people in Europe would have been glad to get a sort of a pop star for president, someone who would bring about some glamour, storm the microphones, sweep us away with inspiring speeches and make our hearts melt for the EU. But in the European press, beyond the standard mockery, it is also reminded that Von Rompuy did quite well in a multi-lingual, quarreling, stalled Federation with a rich North and a less affluent South - namely Belgium, a kind of small-scale simulation of Europe. So perhaps he is no great game by the standards of the entertainment industry which seem to have taken over politics and voters' expectations nowadays. But he might yet be the right man for the job. After all, the EU has always been a back room affair on a subcontinent quite weary of the cult of personality.
Somehow, I missed this one...

If a candidate has strong opinions and a history of achievement, he is bound to be controversial (viz. Tony Blair). Or, in short, unelectable (viz. Tony Blair). Notice how little audacity there has been about Obama in the last few years? You can be controversial or you can be the first black president, but you can't be both.

If the office of EU president ever becomes important, I suspect it will be far off in the future. You would need to create a credible and powerful European parliament first. And apart from a few leading politicians, no one seems very eager to go there. The EU is still very much a top-down project.

The World Cup, on the other hand, is a true populist phenomenon.