lostcauser
- Location
- Memphis, Tennessee, USA
- Birthday
- January 07
- Title
- Happiest Girl In the Whole USA
- Company
- No, I'd rather be alone.
- Bio
- After prematurely retiring at the age of 44, I've hunkered down on the mean streets of Memphis, TN, where I'm carving out my memoirs with an empty Bic pen on the walls of an abandoned abattoir.
What ?
MY FAVORITE MOVIES:
Taxi Driver, A Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket, Duck Soup, Horsefeathers, A Day At the Races, The Last Temptation of Christ, Carnival of Souls, Freaks, Goodfellas,
Double Indemnity, Mildred Pierce, Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Eraserhead, Blue Velvet, Last House On The Left, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Life of Brian, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, all Herschel Gordon Lewis,
educational shorts
MY FAVORITE MUSIC:
Sex Pistols, Frank Zappa, (early)Alice Cooper, Schubert, Leadbelly, (early)Rolling Stones, Nirvana, Irving Berlin, Violent Femmes, all Sun Records, The Cramps,
The Dead Kennedys, Box Tops, Billy Lee Riley, Beethoven
MY FAVORITE BOOKS:
Thus Spoke Zarathustra, Beyond Good and Evil, Physician's Desk Reference,
Diagnostic and Statistical Manual IV, Crime and Punishment, Notes From Underground
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Psychopathis Sexual
STUFF I FIND INTERESTING:
According to a new Pentagon study, 35% of Iraq veterans received mental health care
during their first year home; twelve percent of the more than 222,000 returning Army soldiers and Marines in the study were diagnosed with a mental problem.
As of early 2008, Human Rights Watch reports that roughly half of all prison and state inmates are mentally ill.
76% of all sexual offenses are committed
by someone related to or acquainted with
the victim.
MY RECENT POSTS
- My Own Backyard
November 17, 2010 09:31AM - The Devil You Know
November 10, 2010 09:27AM - Dimitri the Lover
November 01, 2010 04:59PM - Wide Awake
November 01, 2010 07:22AM - Redemption
October 31, 2010 12:42PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Hi Cap'n, I missed you
too!”
June 10, 2010 09:54PM - “Hi Allie--
I
bet you've made changes in
those around you that you
can't see
yet.”
April 24, 2009 08:37PM - “Thank you Cap'n, and MMM
(and Redstocking Grandma). The
past
two weeks have
been…”
April 24, 2009 08:10PM - “Thank you, Redstocking.
It took a two-week bout of
illness to
hammer this
point…”
April 24, 2009 07:59PM - “Happy Easter, Tinktink,
and Mrs. Tinktink--and now I'm
off to
see the folks and
e…”
April 12, 2009 03:04PM
Lostcauser's Links
The Salamander Girl
The ER photograph is of a young woman, her hair in a loosely hanging ponytail; the beating she received was so severe her face is little more than a palette of reds and yellows, except for the long, deep bruises under her eyes, so dark they’re almost black. I recognize this… Read full post »
Grandaddy's Hands
Grandaddy quit school at 13 to work on his family's farm; at 18 he came here from Ireland and worked hard in construction. Grandaddy worked hard at everything he did and used to say he could do what he damn well pleased, because he worked so hard. He raised his sons… Read full post »
The Waters of Eve
In that day, the serpent possessed the keenest sight of all the
living things. And once while he lay waiting in the top limbs of a
tree, the serpent saw the Man, and said to him:
"Adam--you are a faithful servant to your God--tell me, what did He
say to you,… Read full post »
An Absurd Proposal
EX-HOMECOMING QUEEN BEATS SISTER WITH FAKE LEG IN TRAILER
That's something, isn't it ?
I’ve worked in alcohol and drug counseling, needed it myself here and there, and honestly, I don’t mean to badmouth AA, or NA, or anybody’s A, if it’s… Read full post »
Red for Violent, Yellow for Nonviolent
It’s medicine-red, and vaguely tastes like cherry kool-aid; they don’t waste sugar down at 201 Poplar.
I haven’t had any Percocet since 6:30 this morning.
201 Poplar is the Memphis City Jail; I hear it’s a little nicer on the women’s side. My clothes and hair are soake… Read full post »
A Happy Girl
All their stories ended with “happily ever after” but nobody looked very happy; it’s hard to be happy when you live your whole damn life tiptoeing around a sleeping giant. Maybe in their dreams they were giant-slayers, but everybody laughed like they were whistling in the dar
… Read full post »Incurable
"You must have wanted it to happen."
It went on for hours at a time.
Think of all the lies she'd have to tell on my [account].
Of course she lied. She… Read full post »
All My Thoughts On Colleen Stan
Another profanity-laced tale from Memphis, TN.
-and for the Cap'n, hope you enjoy
it.-
On May 19, 1977, 20-year-old Colleen Stan was hitchhiking in California and accepted a ride from a young couple with a baby; Janice and Cameron Hooker had come to an agreement that if Janice could… Read full post »
Like A Daughter
His
eyes are closed, his breathing’s shallow.
He
brought our newspapers in when we went out of
town. Every time he mowed his lawn he mowed ours
too. My parents said he was the salt of the
earth.
His eyes are closed,… Read full post »
That Vannajean
Okay I
took a few liberties with this story...but not that
many... Anybody remember this on the news, about a
year or so ago ? What the hell is wrong with
people...
Danny’s trial was only about a… Read full post »
The Coconut Story
A profanity-laced tale of my own sheer idiocy.
Okay, so back in the '80's I'm working at this burger 'n 'beer joint, and after we closed for the night at this burger 'n' beer joint we used to hang out with the manager for hours, drinking free beer and smoking… Read full post »
295.20: Catatonic Schizophrenia
“She’s not responding to the
Thorazine…let’s switch to Haldol, and start her out
at…oh, say…point five milligrams and see how she does
with that.”
In here, everything is 70’s Government Issue, all browns and
orange-beige, except for the gown you&rsquo… Read full post »
The Agony of Victory
I was only four, but I remember when Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. was assassinated. I have lived in the South all my life, and I have seen how truly vile prejudice, and bigotry, can be. For those of you who live in more enlightened areas of the country, who don't… Read full post »
Winking Back At Sarah Palin
Albert Camus said that charm is a way of getting the answer "yes" without having asked a clear question. The art of flirtation is part of a woman's charm, if she's good at it, of course, and though I find her less than charming, I'll give Sarah Palin this--she's a hell… Read full post »
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A Cowboy Buryin’
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HOW TO BE SUCCESSFUL IN ALL THINGS: Just fake it!
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How To Get That Dream Job!
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Confessions of a Political Hit Man
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I do not prefer a Heaven without Women , thanks anyway
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Greenheron's Open Call - me as a pirate
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Gay marriage? Not so quick …
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Conservatives Create Easter Effect In Dying Union Movement.
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