lostcauser

lostcauser
Location
Memphis, Tennessee, USA
Birthday
January 07
Title
Happiest Girl In the Whole USA
Company
No, I'd rather be alone.
Bio
After prematurely retiring at the age of 44, I've hunkered down on the mean streets of Memphis, TN, where I'm carving out my memoirs with an empty Bic pen on the walls of an abandoned abattoir. What ? MY FAVORITE MOVIES: Taxi Driver, A Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket, Duck Soup, Horsefeathers, A Day At the Races, The Last Temptation of Christ, Carnival of Souls, Freaks, Goodfellas, Double Indemnity, Mildred Pierce, Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Eraserhead, Blue Velvet, Last House On The Left, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Life of Brian, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, all Herschel Gordon Lewis, educational shorts MY FAVORITE MUSIC: Sex Pistols, Frank Zappa, (early)Alice Cooper, Schubert, Leadbelly, (early)Rolling Stones, Nirvana, Irving Berlin, Violent Femmes, all Sun Records, The Cramps, The Dead Kennedys, Box Tops, Billy Lee Riley, Beethoven MY FAVORITE BOOKS: Thus Spoke Zarathustra, Beyond Good and Evil, Physician's Desk Reference, Diagnostic and Statistical Manual IV, Crime and Punishment, Notes From Underground Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Psychopathis Sexual STUFF I FIND INTERESTING: According to a new Pentagon study, 35% of Iraq veterans received mental health care during their first year home; twelve percent of the more than 222,000 returning Army soldiers and Marines in the study were diagnosed with a mental problem. As of early 2008, Human Rights Watch reports that roughly half of all prison and state inmates are mentally ill. 76% of all sexual offenses are committed by someone related to or acquainted with the victim.

MY RECENT POSTS

MARCH 14, 2009 11:17PM

The Salamander Girl

The ER photograph is of a young woman, her hair in a loosely hanging ponytail; the beating she received was so severe her face is little more than a palette of reds and yellows, except for the long, deep bruises under her eyes, so dark they’re almost black. I recognize thisRead full post »

MARCH 13, 2009 1:39AM

Grandaddy's Hands

Grandaddy quit school at 13 to work on his family's farm; at 18 he came here from Ireland and worked hard in construction.  Grandaddy worked hard at everything he did and used to say he could do what he damn well pleased, because he worked so hard.  He raised his sonsRead full post »

MARCH 12, 2009 10:25AM

The Waters of Eve

In that day, the serpent possessed the keenest sight of all the living things. And once while he lay waiting in the top limbs of a tree, the serpent saw the Man, and said to him:

"Adam--you are a faithful servant to your God--tell me, what did He say to you,… Read full post »

MARCH 12, 2009 2:51AM

An Absurd Proposal

EX-HOMECOMING QUEEN BEATS SISTER WITH FAKE LEG IN TRAILER

 

 

That's something, isn't it ? 

I’ve worked in alcohol and drug counseling, needed it myself here and there, and honestly, I don’t mean to badmouth AA, or NA, or anybody’s A, if it’sRead full post »

It’s medicine-red, and vaguely tastes like cherry kool-aid; they don’t waste sugar down at 201 Poplar.

I haven’t had any Percocet since 6:30 this morning.

201 Poplar is the Memphis City Jail; I hear it’s a little nicer on the women’s side. My clothes and hair are soakeRead full post »

MARCH 9, 2009 7:26PM

A Happy Girl

All their stories ended with “happily ever after” but nobody looked very happy; it’s hard to be happy when you live your whole damn life tiptoeing around a sleeping giant. Maybe in their dreams they were giant-slayers, but everybody laughed like they were whistling in the dar

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MARCH 9, 2009 1:07AM

Incurable

 

"You must have wanted it to happen."

 

It went on for hours at a time. 

 

Think of all the lies she'd have to tell on my [account].

 

Of course she lied. SheRead full post »

MARCH 8, 2009 3:09PM

All My Thoughts On Colleen Stan

Another profanity-laced tale from Memphis, TN.   -and for the Cap'n, hope you enjoy it.-

On May 19, 1977, 20-year-old Colleen Stan was hitchhiking in California and accepted a ride from a young couple with a baby; Janice and Cameron Hooker had come to an agreement that if Janice could… Read full post »

MARCH 7, 2009 10:59PM

Like A Daughter

 

His eyes are closed, his breathing’s shallow.

He brought our newspapers in when we went out of town.  Every time he mowed his lawn he mowed ours too.  My parents said he was the salt of the earth. 

His eyes are closed,Read full post »

MARCH 5, 2009 9:43AM

That Vannajean

Okay I took a few liberties with this story...but not that many...   Anybody remember this on the news, about a year or so ago ? What the hell is wrong with people...

 

Danny’s trial was only about aRead full post »

FEBRUARY 28, 2009 11:51AM

The Coconut Story

A profanity-laced tale of my own sheer idiocy.

 

Okay, so back in the '80's I'm working at this burger 'n 'beer joint, and after we closed for the night at this burger 'n' beer joint we used to hang out with the manager for hours, drinking free beer and smoking… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 28, 2009 10:08AM

295.20: Catatonic Schizophrenia

“She’s not responding to the Thorazine…let’s switch to Haldol, and start her out at…oh, say…point five milligrams and see how she does with that.”

In here, everything is 70’s Government Issue, all browns and orange-beige, except for the gown you&rsquo… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 5, 2008 5:07AM

The Agony of Victory

I was only four, but I remember when Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. was assassinated. I have lived in the South all my life, and I have seen how truly vile prejudice, and bigotry, can be.  For those of you who live in more enlightened areas of the country, who don't… Read full post »

OCTOBER 17, 2008 7:13AM

Winking Back At Sarah Palin

Albert Camus said that charm is a way of getting the answer "yes" without having asked a clear question. The art of flirtation is part of a woman's charm, if she's good at it, of course, and though I find her less than charming, I'll give Sarah Palin this--she's a hell… Read full post »