Squishy Little Machines
lsujp
- Location
- Louisiana, United States
- Birthday
- January 12
- Title
- Academic
- Bio
- •An inhabitant of southern Louisiana, aka the northernmost banana republic, since 1994.
•Does anybody read the profiles?
MY RECENT POSTS
- Public intellectuals for a
culture with no attention span
April 06, 2009 08:02PM - The following universities can
kiss my butt
April 04, 2009 10:01PM - Gustav was a hell of a
hurricane, but reruns? Nah.
March 26, 2009 09:10PM - When Banks compete...
March 07, 2009 06:56PM - Congress in the Age of
Bulworth
March 03, 2009 03:14PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “An important piece of
public art, worth more than
all the TV
ads on the topic
rol…”
October 01, 2009 06:31PM - “Where to start.
Louisiana is kind of like
Apartheid South
Africa--the
massive und…”
May 14, 2009 07:27AM - “Here's how you can tell
that Star Trek is science
fiction:
Starfleet is a
hierarc…”
May 11, 2009 05:49PM - “Gwool--
I grew up in
Massachusetts in the '60s and
'70s in a union
blue-collar
hou…”
April 28, 2009 09:43PM - “There is evidence that a
large part of FDR's liberal
legacy
is the result of
his…”
April 07, 2009 05:17PM
Lsujp's Links
Let the contraflow begin
Everyone in southern Louisiana is quietly, calmly, but definitely making preparations for Gustav. Most everyone who’s leaving New Orleans has already done so; evacuations for adjacent parishes (counties, to the rest of you) continue through tomorrow. The dreaded contraflow (transformation of ma… Read full post »
Call Central Casting
and get me a female vice presidential candidate. And not somebody scary, like Condi Rice. Someone non-threatening. If we can hit a few more demographics--soccer mom, beauy queen--that would be great. And be sure it's somebody the oil lobby is OK with--not somebody like that Christie Todd Whitman. (Sh… Read full post »
Mom and Apple Pie for President
So Mrs. Obama stood up and gave a brilliant speech in which she
laid out, for all to see, her credentials as wife, mother, and girl
next door. Am I the only one who finds the fact that she needed to
do this a symptom of a deep national illness?
She… Read full post »
By way of recompense
Thanks to everyone who responded with pesto-related suggestions
and observations. The batch came out reasonably well, despite a
bitter aftertaste that I can't seem to shake. Oh, well.
To say thanks to everyone who responded, I thought I'd share
one of my favorite culinary discoveries. The essenc… Read full post »
Your help is requested in re Pesto
So two days ago my neighbor Anita comes to our house with a Whole Foods bag full of basil from her garden (her garden is prodigious, and probably worthy of its own post, or perhaps a documentary), and says, "Make me pesto." She gives me a tiny jar, indicating that except… Read full post »
Response to Cute
A belated response to Monsieur Chariot's truly provocative recent visual post :
The Uncanny Valley is one area code over from the Cliff of
Cuteness.
Hello Kitty, from her Undisclosed Location, is even now plotting
the Emergency Procedures that will allow her to govern our… Read full post »
A sign we all need
Today I was waiting at a stop light when I saw an 18-wheeler go by with the following sign, in black and yellow, displayed prominently on its cab:
WARNING
YOU ARE IN MY BLIND SPOT
Thinks I to myself, if people wore such signs we'd all be better off. How many… Read full post »
Intelligent design, my coccyx
I just stubbed my toe for the Nth time. I have to think that the human toe is one of the worst ideas ever--right up there with putting our gums (soft, prone to cold sores) next to our teeth (hard, require brushing and flossing).
Hooves, Brahma/Yahweh/Ahura Mazda/Mrs. Eddy,… Read full post »
I just read Cintra Wilson's article about Code Pink in That Other Salon (see http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2008/07/17/code_pink/index.html) As an introvert, things like public protests in the galleries of Congress make me uncomfortable, but comfort seems like something we have a surfeit of… Read full post »
Back from the Old Country
I type this in DFW, one of my favorite airports (by default). I just spent a week in England--in the town of Durham, to be exact, a beautiful place.
The occasion for my visit was a conference on music and ideas pertaining thereto that a whole bunch of us--Brits,… Read full post »
So here it is, Independence Day no. 232. Today I celebrate everyone who ever saw America as a road, not a village.
Walt Whitman, for example. His "Leaves of Grass" is the first great geographic epic of America. A proper reading of his poems would involve hundreds of readers… Read full post »
Theology and Science Fiction are the Same Thing
I was reading a history of European Christianity in the Middle Ages and watching a Doctor Who episode on YouTube when it hit me: you know those stretches of plot-tying off technobabble that no science fiction TV show or movie can do without? They're the same thing as… Read full post »
More on Rum
I don't want to convey the impression that I sit around and drink rum all day--actually these days my likker consumption is limited to (1) days when I have a cold, and the body's humors must be rectified, and (2) my wife's company Christmas party, when corporate America is… Read full post »
Rum for what ails you
1 quantity rum (it's your call--shot? jigger? hectare? board foot?)
juice of 1 lime
1/2 to 1 teaspoon brown sugar
Mix. quaff.
I find this has medicinal as well as aesthetic properties. Read full post »
So who's my neighbor?
The title of this post intentionally evokes a central tenet of Christianity, but that's a larger topic than I mean to discuss here. I mean, quite simply: who is my neighbor?
We live in a subdivision that was, 30-40 years ago, an outer suburb of the medium-sized metropolis we… Read full post »
Middip...middip...middip
Deafening silence in response to my last two posts. That's what I thought; I really am dull. Let's see if this helps:
Hillary Clinton Barack Obama John McCain Hubert Humphrey Harold
Stassen Abortion Abolition Acid Amnesty Judicial Restraint Antilock
Brakes
Free Trade Fair Trade No Trade No Backsies/… Read full post »
The Uncanny Valley
WordSpy defines "The Uncanny Valley" as "Feelings of unease, fear, or revulsion created by a robot or robotic device that appears to be, but is not quite, human-like." The concept originates with roboticist Masahiro Mori, and is probably old hat to true followers of technology. It's a new/… Read full post »
PowerPoint haiku
More on the Simian Shakespearian Typing Pool
Back in the late '80s and early '90s, I would while away the hours I spent at a series of day jobs reading, and occasionally posting to, various USENET groups. USENET, kids, was like a group blog which we'd read by gaslight. Topics included spirited discussions of flint arrowhead design,… Read full post »
We are the monkeys at the typewriters
My first posting to this forum was eaten by the "Save Draft and Preview" feature. So no lengthy enlightenment for all y'all today from this quarter.
My long-winded point was going to be that despite the high-flown rhetoric of the invitation email I received inviting me to join Open… Read full post »
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Updates
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Why vote?
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The National Debt Clock, 22 years later
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Romney Sets Sept. 3rd for Moderate Pivot
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New Writers of Scientific Imagination
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Racial profiling would reduce black gun violence/deaths
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Announcing the Salon-Alternet Investigative Fund
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Social Media and Sociology
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"This American Life" offers Painful, Necessary Retraction
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