LOOKIT: the Squirrel's Freaky Birthday Debauchery - Exposed
During tense negotiations over a two martini lunch, I outbid the National Enquirer. Stacks and Stacks of little green paper cannot compete with ::CAKE::
Freaky is a candidate that only speaks truth and this photo proves it:
Thankfully the squirrel survived his birthday.
All ::cake:: below was bought by liquidating the squirrel's non-existent money market account:
Beat that, National Enquirer!