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SEPTEMBER 10, 2009 6:24PM

Ebay: Win A Private Dinner with Sarah Palin?

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You can win a private dinner for five  two with Governor Sarah Palin if you have a spare $25,000.  Perhaps someone forgot to tell her she isn't Governor anymore?  Either that, or her stationary hasn't quite run out.

In any case the auction is for a charity called Ride 2 Recovery, aid to wounded warriors or as we call them these days, soldiers.  

The dinner has all kinds of interesting terms associated with it, including the right for Palin to opt out if she doesn't like you much:

"A background check for all attendees is mandatory. Failure to pass the background check will result in the winner forfeiting the experience and a refund given. The dinner experience with Sarah Palin will take place at a site to be determined and at a mutually agreed upon time and date to be determined by Ms. Palin and the winning bidder. Ms Palin may bring up to three guests of her own. The dinner will be paid for by the seller. There are no age restrictions but anyone under 16-years-old must be accompanied by a parent or legal guardian. Winner may take personal photos and allowed to bring one item of reasonable size i.e. no larger than what can be carried by hand (t-shirts, books, magazines, etc.) The decision to sign the item will ultimately be up to Ms. Palin. Respect for Ms. Palin and her guest(s) is expected at all times. Inappropriate behavior will result in the conclusion of the experience with no refund.

Dinner shall last no more than four hours, but could be less, in the sole discretion of Sarah Palin.* Governor Palin reserves the right to refuse dinner with a winning bidder if, in her sole discretion, the winning bidder is not a suitable bidder based on her subjective standards of suitability, professionalism, background and other factors. In the event the high bidder is rejected for this reason, the high bidder's bid will be refunded, if paid, and the next highest bidder shall be notified, and thereafter, until a suitable match is determined."

And just to make sure that the recently-minted-ghost-written-Sarah Palin won't have that new image tarnished, the dinner will be off the record, and the winner may not tape the conversation, take notes or quote Palin in any way and certainly not in writing.

Wonder if moose is on the menu?

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Oh goody. My two favorite things combined; eBay and Sarah Palin.

After I pay a huge amount to dine with her, she gets to ditch me if she doesn't like me?

As I think the odds against her liking me or my liking her are immense, I think I'll keep the money, and dine alone, thanks. =o)
for $25,000 I could buy my own moose, or a helicopter artic hunting trip. : )
What's the fun in THAT? So I guess someone's joke yesterday that Keith Olbermann should bid would now be moot. No Keith, no how, no ma'am....
we should all chip in and have a raffle to pick who gets to go.
Is it alright to eat, in the unlikely event anyone on earth could possibly qualify?
I suggest we set up an OS sweepstakes funded by AdSense money. The winner gets to write an EP exclusive about their dinner with Sarah. Or is that not permitted either...?
"Dinner" and "Sarah Palin" don't mix in my world. Talk about indigestion! I'd be too angry to eat. How about someone pays her $25,000 to STFU instead?
I'd better lidocaine my gag reflex. Or bring a barf bag. I'll order for both of us -- she can have the crow.

Is this a new low for eBay? I haven't tuned in lately.

R.
It does boggle the mind. Who expects to find this stuff on Ebay? Seems to me what might be up next is SP outdoor hunting togs at Walmart.
I'll sign anything, stay as long as you want, buy you anything on the menu, and let you pick the restaurant. I may look old, but I am. Email me for mailing address for your check.
I can have the Dinner With Sarah experience for the cost of a pizza. I have an old mannequin I can prop up on a chair. I'm sure the conversation would be far more stimulating.

I'll have dinner with whoever can spend 20K. That's 5K less than dinner with Sarah or Harvey.
Okay, I'll bid. But they'd better serve rack of lamb.
"Governor Palin reserves the right to refuse dinner with a winning bidder if, in her sole discretion, the winning bidder is not a suitable bidder based on her subjective standards of suitability, professionalism, background and other factors."

I loved this part.
seriously, you guys made me laugh. the comments are way funnier than the post.

Harvey - your check is in the mail. And Paul, dinner with mannequin is perfect. Benjamin - that was my favorite part too. Steve, not sure she knows what rack of lamb is....