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Lyle Bateman

Lyle Bateman
Location
Medicine Hat, Alberta,
Birthday
September 05
Title
Comedian/Geek
Bio
I am a stand-up comic, writer, and geek, with simultaneous existence in the Real World (tm) and Second Life

MY RECENT POSTS

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OCTOBER 2, 2009 12:10PM

Balsilie Bid Booted

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Jim Balsillie - Rejected!!!  Photo: Cbc.ca

The bankrupt hockey team in the middle of the desert still has no owners.  Renegade business man Jim Balsillie, he of Blackberry billions, is completely and officially out of the running after his bid was rejected, with prejudice.  Tha… Read full post »

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SEPTEMBER 30, 2009 12:39AM

A whole lotta Geeky Goodness

 

This is a wonderful little tribute to two of the men who have brought science into the mainstream in the past few decades.  Practically all footage and sound samples come from Carl Sagan's Cosmos series, and Stephen Hawking's Universe series.  Set to a wonderfully "hip-hop"… Read full post »

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SEPTEMBER 28, 2009 2:14PM

No Prosecution for Bountiful Love

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Winston Blackmore celebrates a legal victory in Bountiful BC. Photo: CBC.ca

Bountiful, British Columbia is a small town in interior BC that's been in the Canadian news recently.  Populated by a group of FLDS fundamentalists, the Attorney General of BC has been contemplating charges of po… Read full post »

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SEPTEMBER 24, 2009 3:11PM

It's Official - In Canada, Doughnuts trump Diplomacy

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The UN Vs. Tim Horton's ... no contest in Canada.  Photo: The National Post

Homer Simpson would be proud.  On a day when many world leaders were showing up to the UN in New York with the express intent of walking out on the speech of Iran's Ahmadinejad, the Canadian… Read full post »

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SEPTEMBER 23, 2009 2:37PM

Madoff a symptom, not a cause

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Convicted fraudster Bernie Madoff.  Photo: Woopidoo Biographies

When the Madoff scheme first came to light, followed by other, smaller fraud schemes, a new meme started appearing in the mainstream press regarding the economic meltdown.  Roy Clancy displays this meme very well in hi… Read full post »

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SEPTEMBER 11, 2009 3:59PM

Two out of Three Ain't Bad - Desert Hockey Even More Absurd

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NHL commissioner Gary Bettman, left, and deputy commissioner Bill Daly were in court Thursday in Phoenix. (Matt York/Associated Press)  CBC.ca

The saga of the Phoenix Coyotes continues toward the absurd.  In bankruptcy proceedings today, lawyers for the NHL quoted Meatloaf in court… Read full post »

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AUGUST 26, 2009 3:30PM

Would YOU Take it Personally?

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Jim Balsillie.  Photo: Dalhousie News

How would you feel if you couldn't give away $212.5 million in the worst economic crisis in modern times?  If you'd tried, on several occasions, to give away large quantities of cash in exchange for a money-hemorrhaging product and were rejected… Read full post »

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AUGUST 16, 2009 8:59PM

Canadian finally home after Government declares her a fraud

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Suaad Hagi Mohamu.  Photo: TheStar.com

Suaad Hagi Mohamud finally arrived home in Canada yesterday after a three month ordeal in Kenya.  Mohamud's ordeal would be a wake-up call to all Canadians travelling abroad, but sadly, it's not something that tends to happen to white Canadian… Read full post »

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AUGUST 3, 2009 3:41PM

When Biologists Learn to Knit

DissectRatI am not a knitter, though I have friends afflicted with this compulsive disorder.  And it clearly is a compulsive disorder, as evidenced by what happens when biologists learn to knit.

I must say that the frog looks reasonably accurate. There's got to be some necessary abstraction when r… Read full post »

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JULY 24, 2009 12:35PM

Supreme Court of Canada Rules in Favour of Stealing Souls

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Photo: CBC

In a landmark 4-3 ruling today, the Supreme Court of Canada ruled in favour of soul theft by upholding an Alberta rule forcing pictures on Driver's Licences.  The case actually revolved around a Lethbridge area Hutterite colony's concerns about idolatry, and the court upheld t… Read full post »

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JULY 17, 2009 11:06AM

Aerosmith gets Old

Steve_tylerThis past week, Tom Hamilton, bassist for the band Aerosmith, was forced to withdraw from part of the band's summer tour to "recover from surgery."  Earlier in the summer, lead singer Steven Tyler injured his leg and had to postpone seven shows, and in January of this year, after guitari… Read full post »

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JULY 15, 2009 1:35PM

Dumpster Baby: the Abandonment of the Modern PC

xerox_star Xerox AltoMost people see the history of the modern PC as an epic battle between Microsoft and Apple, and in many ways, thats exactly what it is. Those two companies have certainly been the most influential over the longest period, and their implementations of technology and ideas have shaped w… Read full post »

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JULY 6, 2009 1:39PM

The Exciting Future of Magnetic Tape

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Its hard enough for modern computer users to imagine a time when magnetic tape was the standard medium of storage, never mind the notion of libraries full of meticulously sorted boxes full of punch cards. This wonderful ad (Courtesy, as always, of Modern Mechanix) for Remington Rand magneticRead full post »

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JUNE 10, 2009 4:39AM

The case for arresting journalists

world-photographerIn a recent article, Open Salon columnist Saturn Smith drew attention to the plight of Euna Lee and Laura Ling.  Lee and Ling are American journalists working for Current TV, arrested by North Korea for "grave crimes" and recently convicted and sentenced to 12 years on the charges. … Read full post »

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JUNE 3, 2009 10:05AM

Constitutional Crisis: Canadian Style

harper-rideau-cp-5935510In many ways, an outside observer might be surprised at how smoothly Canada is functioning since our constitutional crisis last December.  You can see it as either a mark of the resiliency of Canada's parliamentary system, or of the apathy of the Canadian public, but either way, 6 months… Read full post »

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MAY 27, 2009 9:33AM

Have you had your seal heart today?

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Canadian Governor General Michaëlle Jean joins in an ancient Inuit celebration of a successful hunt, May 26 2009, Rankin Inlet, Nunavut
(Photo from CBC.ca)

Canada is a bit backward politically in many ways, not least the fact that, at the base, we are still a monarchy.  While C… Read full post »

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MAY 14, 2009 7:38AM

Caesar Canadanus

The Caesar - A Canadian tradition of drunkeness

The Caesar - A Canadian tradition of drunkeness
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40 years ago, in an unassuming bar in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, bartender Walter Chell created a drink that is widely anonymous outside Canada, the Caesar.  While Canadians drink 350 million Caesars a year (do the/… Read full post »

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APRIL 28, 2009 7:39PM

People take Stephen Colbert at face value? -UPDATED

The Huffington Post has a fascinating story on a study out of Ohio State University that found that conservatives are more likely to believe Stephen Colbert "only pretends to be joking and genuinely meant what he said while liberals were more likely to report that Colbert used satire and was not… Read full post »