Absurd World
Lyle Bateman
- Location
- Medicine Hat, Alberta,
- Birthday
- September 05
- Title
- Comedian/Geek
- Bio
- I am a stand-up comic, writer, and geek, with simultaneous existence in the Real World (tm) and Second Life
MY RECENT POSTS
- NPI Announces Bankruptcy
Proceedings
December 17, 2011 02:08PM - Satan Clarifies Involvement in
New Cheney Book
September 02, 2011 12:41PM - The Map of Non-Monogamy
October 22, 2010 07:15AM - How to write a lay science
article in one simple lesson
September 28, 2010 01:00AM - The New Chuckling Priestman -
Jokers Comedy Club
September 01, 2010 01:53PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Please share away ...
Borowitz had the original
genius
concept ... I just
grabbed…”
September 02, 2011 01:17PM - “On Hef: I think there
may be differences in the laws
in
Canada vs the US ... I
d…”
August 07, 2011 11:59AM - “PS vzn ... I am posting
a link to your post here in my
online
poly group as
well,…”
August 04, 2011 12:51PM - “@SB - Well, I agree
thats a difference, but its a
difference
of impression, not
o…”
August 04, 2011 12:43PM - “Thanks for the shout-out
vzn ... I think this is an
important
topic that needs
a…”
July 31, 2011 02:48PM
Lyle Bateman's Links
- Networks and Affiliates
- My Twitter Feed
- My Facebook Page
- Progressive Bloggers
- Shameless Self-Promotion
- News Tag at Open Salon
- Absurd Tag at Open Salon
- Comedy Tag at Open Saoln
- Canada Tag on Open Salon
- My Tag at Open Salon
- My Flickr Photos - Interesting according to Flickr
- A short set from the Comic Strip

Jim Balsillie - Rejected!!! Photo:
Cbc.ca
The bankrupt hockey team in the middle of the desert still has no owners. Renegade business man Jim Balsillie, he of Blackberry billions, is completely and officially out of the running after his bid was rejected, with prejudice. Tha… Read full post »
This is a wonderful little tribute to two of the men who have brought science into the mainstream in the past few decades. Practically all footage and sound samples come from Carl Sagan's Cosmos series, and Stephen Hawking's Universe series. Set to a wonderfully "hip-hop"… Read full post »

Winston Blackmore celebrates a legal victory in Bountiful BC.
Photo: CBC.ca
Bountiful, British Columbia is a small town in interior BC that's been in the Canadian news recently. Populated by a group of FLDS fundamentalists, the Attorney General of BC has been contemplating charges of po… Read full post »

The UN Vs. Tim Horton's ... no contest in Canada. Photo:
The National Post
Homer Simpson would be proud. On a day when many world leaders were showing up to the UN in New York with the express intent of walking out on the speech of Iran's Ahmadinejad, the Canadian… Read full post »

Convicted fraudster Bernie Madoff. Photo: Woopidoo
Biographies
When the Madoff scheme first came to light, followed by other, smaller fraud schemes, a new meme started appearing in the mainstream press regarding the economic meltdown. Roy Clancy displays this meme very well in hi… Read full post »

NHL commissioner Gary Bettman, left,
and deputy commissioner Bill Daly were in court Thursday in
Phoenix. (Matt York/Associated Press)
CBC.ca
The saga of the Phoenix Coyotes continues toward the absurd. In bankruptcy proceedings today, lawyers for the NHL quoted Meatloaf in court… Read full post »

Jim Balsillie. Photo: Dalhousie News
How would you feel if you couldn't give away $212.5 million in the worst economic crisis in modern times? If you'd tried, on several occasions, to give away large quantities of cash in exchange for a money-hemorrhaging product and were rejected… Read full post »

Suaad Hagi Mohamu. Photo: TheStar.com
Suaad Hagi Mohamud finally arrived home in Canada yesterday after a three month ordeal in Kenya. Mohamud's ordeal would be a wake-up call to all Canadians travelling abroad, but sadly, it's not something that tends to happen to white Canadian… Read full post »
I am not a knitter, though I have friends afflicted with
this compulsive disorder. And it clearly is a compulsive
disorder, as evidenced by what happens
when biologists learn to knit.
I must say that the frog looks reasonably accurate. There's got to be some necessary abstraction when r… Read full post »
In a landmark 4-3 ruling today, the Supreme Court of Canada ruled in favour of soul theft by upholding an Alberta rule forcing pictures on Driver's Licences. The case actually revolved around a Lethbridge area Hutterite colony's concerns about idolatry, and the court upheld t… Read full post »
This past
week, Tom
Hamilton, bassist for the band Aerosmith, was forced to withdraw
from part of the band's summer tour to "recover from
surgery." Earlier in the summer, lead singer Steven Tyler
injured his leg and had to postpone seven shows, and in January of
this year, after guitari… Read full post »
Most
people see the history of the modern PC as an epic battle between
Microsoft and
Apple, and in
many ways, thats exactly what it is. Those two companies have
certainly been the most influential over the longest period, and
their implementations of technology and ideas have shaped w… Read full post »

Its hard enough for modern computer users to imagine a time when magnetic tape was the standard medium of storage, never mind the notion of libraries full of meticulously sorted boxes full of punch cards. This wonderful ad (Courtesy, as always, of Modern Mechanix) for Remington Rand magnetic… Read full post »
In a
recent article, Open Salon columnist Saturn Smith drew attention to the plight
of Euna Lee and Laura Ling. Lee and Ling are American
journalists working for Current TV, arrested by North Korea for
"grave crimes" and recently convicted and sentenced to 12 years on
the charges. … Read full post »
In
many ways, an outside observer might be surprised at how smoothly
Canada is functioning since our
constitutional crisis last December. You can see it as
either a mark of the resiliency of Canada's parliamentary system,
or of the apathy of the Canadian public, but either way, 6
months… Read full post »
Canada is a bit backward politically in many ways, not least the fact that, at the base, we are still a monarchy. While C… Read full post »
The Caesar - A Canadian tradition of
drunkeness
Photo by hfabulous
40 years ago, in an unassuming bar in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, bartender Walter Chell created a drink that is widely anonymous outside Canada, the Caesar. While Canadians drink 350 million Caesars a year (do the/… Read full post »
The Huffington Post has a fascinating story on a study out of Ohio State University that found that conservatives are more likely to believe Stephen Colbert "only pretends to be joking and genuinely meant what he said while liberals were more likely to report that Colbert used satire and was not… Read full post »



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