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Lyle Bateman

Lyle Bateman
Location
Medicine Hat, Alberta,
Birthday
September 05
Title
Comedian/Geek
Bio
I am a stand-up comic, writer, and geek, with simultaneous existence in the Real World (tm) and Second Life

MY RECENT POSTS

Is this a smart cookie?
Is this a smart cookie?
 
English is a strange language.  We use silent letters in places where there is no linguistic reason to do so, and we break practically every "rule" that the language has.  Hell, some of our "rules" even have the rule breakers written… Read full post »
MAY 10, 2009 10:14AM

Happy Mother's Day

Layna Lee
 
On Mar 4, 2008, I lost my mother after a long struggle with acute arthritis and lupus, and today will be the second Mother's Day I've spent without her.  Rather than this being a sad day, I wanted to write something that paid tribute to a specific aspect of… Read full post »
MAY 4, 2009 10:56PM

Three Truths and an Idiot

Well, its time to come clean.  Turns out I was severely math-challenged when I did my list, or more like logistically challenged.  When I did the math on my plane trips, I didn't work them out as two-way travel, only one way, so the fact is, #2 is actually true.  We… Read full post »

MAY 1, 2009 9:39PM

Two Truths & One Lie

I've seen a few versions of this around, so I thought I'd add my own Two Truths and a Lie ...

  1.  I've fallen face first into an open sewer in Lagos, Nigeria
  2. I've flown more than 40000 miles in one year
  3. I've gone for slurpees with Brendan Fraser and opened
  4. Read full post »

What started as a blog entry by noted civil rights crusader Glenn Greenwald, from his column at Salon, turned into a firestorm in the Conservative blogosphere for a former US President.  Former poster boy for modern conservatism, Ronald Reagan, was ejected from the Republican Party today after e… Read full post »

Editor’s Pick
APRIL 28, 2009 7:39PM

People take Stephen Colbert at face value? -UPDATED

The Huffington Post has a fascinating story on a study out of Ohio State University that found that conservatives are more likely to believe Stephen Colbert "only pretends to be joking and genuinely meant what he said while liberals were more likely to report that Colbert used satire and was not… Read full post »

 

Lyle Bateman
Vatican City:


 

 The Papal visit to Africa wound down today with a final Mass to the Angolan faithful before heading back to Rome.  However, the joyous mood was overshadowed by some disturbing medical news, rumoured for several days, and finally confirmed by Vatica… Read full post »

We've all seen the "Two Cows Economics" and various sub-versions (such as this wonderful SF one I recently saw ... JK Rowling had me howling) but surely we need to update those theories in light of the current meltdown.  I humbly offer my first two suggestions, and make an Open Call… Read full post »

MARCH 20, 2009 10:30AM

Anger and violence

Several recent incidents in the news have brought the issues of anger and violence into the news.  Of course, Chris Brown and Rhianna mark the most publicized version of the issue.  Broadsheet in Salon yesterday had another story,

"He's lucky his wife didn't grab a weapon"

that plays to th…

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MARCH 18, 2009 1:07PM

The Ballad of AIG and Chase

In light of AIG executives in Congress today discussing the bonus and bailout issues, I thought a song I wrote a few months ago for my act might be appropriate.  I doubt economists will have trouble finding inconsistencies in the details of my economic analysis of the current crisis ... as… Read full post »

MARCH 17, 2009 3:29PM

Satire and Parody

Act like a lady, think like a funny man

 

In Broadsheet today, Mary Elizabeth Williams  takes on a new book by Steve Harvey that purports to give dating advice. In the book, Harvey pushes "caveman-level gender platitudes" as dating advice.

First off, I don't know Steve Harvey, nor do… Read full post »