Learning Hurts Me Not
- Saskatoon, Canada
- July 20
- Lyle Elmgren
- Economist, father, investor, researcher, history buff, silver life master at bridge, editor, author, cinephile and dancer.
I joined OS in July, 2012.
My friends call me Encylopedia Elmgrenica.
View on our reality: Religious and political dogma, brainwashing and intransigence leads to unhappy humanitarian outcomes.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Top 10 Things I Always Wanted
to Say: Open Call
June 24, 2014 04:14PM
- Rhinos Party Hearty
May 18, 2014 06:01PM
- Frozen: Wrath of the Snow
March 01, 2014 04:07PM
- Thoughts of Summer Gone
December 07, 2013 05:51PM
- Are You Coming Out To Play?
December 01, 2013 09:24PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “"I've had a wonderful
evening but this wasn't it."
- “Ha ha. Always good to
have a change, but also good
home. Trying to
- “Jehovah Witnesses don't
do Halloween because they
July 20, 2014 10:26PM
- “Beautiful scenery. Looks
hot too. I'd have a helicopter
me up if I made it
July 20, 2014 09:34PM
Lyle Elmgren's Links
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1. I have a lust for writing. It's almost orgasmic. But wait, there's something running down my leg. Perhaps it’s ink?
2. Writing is a weaving of words into a literary patchwork quilt.
3. Politicians have perfected the art of projective vom… Read full post »
In the early 1960s’ some astute and action-oriented Canadians noticed a disturbing increase in the number of dishonest and untruthful politicians, both in power and in opposition. In 1963 in an effort to improve the well being of Canadians and to bring Peace, Order and Good Government to Canadi… Read full post »
The winter of 2013/14 has been an abomination for many in North America. Places not accustomed to receiving snow, ice, and freezing temperatures have experienced these conditions for the first time. As an indication of the severity of the cold this winter, 90% of the Great Lakes are covered… Read full post »
Six long months from now my two grandsons may once again be outside enjoying a cold treat.
Today in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada it is real nasty, dangerous actually. With the current wind chill temperature being 40 degrees below zero, exposed flesh freezes in one minute or less, a… Read full post »
Much to my grandson's surprise, he saw Bambi's mother when he looked out the window of their condo in Banff, Alberta, Canada.
Hard to decide who was more surprised.
Perhaps I am too naive to be let out in public but I have long thought that the concept of Pay It Forward has great merit. In today's society, individual greed, corporate greed, apathy, bigotry, uncaring attitudes, and self-serving governments are commonplace. These scenarios often lead to pov… Read full post »
After scraping myself off the pavement from being run over by the divorce bus, I was searching for something to fill a big void in my life. One day, sitting alone in my now sparsely furnished abode, I remembered that I had always enjoyed music, and maybe, just maybe, moving… Read full post »
"I've got mail." What a rush it has always been to receive a handwritten letter. Someone has taken the time to share their thoughts with me, and often in a caring and very personal way. Composing and sending a thoughtful and caring letter has always been a joyful time for me.… Read full post »
For much of the twentieth century in North America the telephone system in rural areas was the single-loop exchange, whereby only two parties could be connected any one time. Since there could be up to 300 subscribers on a local exchange, it was often difficult to make a call.
"In all of us there is a hunger, marrow deep, to know our heritage. To know who we are and where we came from … " Alex Haley, Roots (1976)
As a young farm lad growing up on the Canadian prairies, I looked forward to visits from my grandfather.… Read full post »
A Canadian Writer's Journey
Since 1981 the Saskatoon Public Library has had a writer in residence program. The 32nd incumbent is David Poulsen. Among the many accomplished writers in residence from the past are Yann Martel, the author of the Life of Pi, and his wife Alice Kuipers. They have… Read full post »
Enchanted by Quotes
Quotes have always held a fascination for me. As a young lad growing up on a farm in a sparsely populated region of Saskatchewan, I could hardly wait for the monthly Reader's Digest to arrive. The magazine contained many concise and pithy aphorisms and sayings… Read full post »
My quest to better understand the craft of writing and to improve my writing has led me on a most enjoyable journey of discovery.
I have a lust for writing. It's almost orgasmic. But wait, there's something running down my leg. Perhaps its ink?
A few of my… Read full post »
In academia, cheating is euphemistically called academic dishonesty.
As the Director of Student Affairs for our college, I dealt with many cases of cheating, and other misbehaviours. Three cases, in particular, are etched in my mind.
One cold and snowy December day, just before the end of term
A writing workshop entitled, The Creative Force - Art, Music, Literature was held at the Mendel Art Gallery in Saskatoon, Canada on March 10, 2013. The workshop leader was David Poulsen, the current writer in residence for the Saskatoon Public Library.
He started by saying, "writing well is like bein… Read full post »
On the evening of September 29, 1929 in Kansas City, Missouri, Myrtle Bennett shot her bridge partner husband, John, after he was unable to bring home a makable four spade contract. She called him a ‘bum bridge player’ and he slapped her several times and overturned the bridge table. The
Over my lifetime I have given much thought to the rewards and pains of associating with others. In experiencing and observing this phenomenon I have come across some very insightful quotations from others.
“She was struck by the simple truth that sometimes the most ordinary things could b… Read full post »
Medical Cannabis: Let's Get Stoned!
Many seniors have survived the days of sex, drugs, and rock-and-roll and are now using more pharmaceuticals than in their youth.
During the sixties and early seventies, Woodstockers used marijuana and assorted hallucinogens as a way of expanding their conscio… Read full post »
One of my missions in life is to become a better writer. For several years, I have been reading on the lives, motivations, writings and styles of the following 17 highly regarded authors: William Shakespeare, England(1565-1616), Jane Austen, England(1775-1817), Charles Dicken… Read full post »
1. Swizzle Stick Sharon stirred her drink, took a sip, then drew the stick across her voluptuous lips.
2. Hair Flip Helen routinely batted her eyelids at all new beaus.
3. Coy Colleen smiled attentively at new play things.
4. Lusty Lucy never wore the full complement of undergarments and had a way of
Dorothy Parker (1893-1967) was an American columnist, poet, short story writer, critic and satirist, well known for her wit and writing skills. She was a journalist for The New Yorker, Vanity Fair, Esquire and Vogue.
She was an amazing woman and a co-founder of the Screenwriter's… Read full post »
"Oaths are words, and words are but wind." - Samuel Butler
Nathan Naive and his cousin, Melvin Muddle, were in their early 20's when they pondered what attracts men to women and what produces successful marriages. They concluded the attraction was due to kindness, honesty, intelligence, b
Inhumanity: I'm Right, You're Wrong
By Lyle Elmgren
As the years go by Nathan Naive has become increasingly disgusted with man's inhumanity. This includes lack of reasonable sharing in economic gains by all who contribute in some way.
Throughout history self-serving politicians and religious zealots hav… Read full post »
Little Annie Missed Christmas
by Lyle Elmgren
Annie grew up in a family ruled by her father, who frequently meted out punishment as an incentive for family members to do things his way. These efforts at purification were often most hurtful to the recipients.
For as long as little Annie could remem… Read full post »
For most, grocery shopping is not an enjoyable activity. To minimize the time cost, customers usually have a well-prepared list and shop at a familiar store.
Earlier in life, it annoyed Nathan Naive when a customer, aimlessly wandering around in the store, stepped into his path or crashed into… Read full post »