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MARCH 17, 2009 4:00PM

The Sci-fi Channel's Lame Attempt to Get Hipper

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Sci-fi Channel Lamely Attempts to Get Hipper

I still remember the day that the Sci-Fi channel made its television debut. For a sci-fi fan like myself, I was pretty thrilled that there would be a channel out there that focused on a genre that I loved, and that never got a lot of play on "regular" television channels. "Finally,"I thought, "a place on TV where shows like The X-files will be the norm, not the exception. " While their offerings were sometimes hit and miss, overall, it was nice to have the channel around.

Well, now it's been announced that the channel has decided to rebrand itself. What fabulous new moniker did the channel choose? "SyFy". Yeah. You read that right. No typos there. And just why did the network feel compelled to change the name? According to this article:
[T]here was always a sneaking suspicion that the name was holding the network back.

“The name Sci Fi has been associated with geeks and dysfunctional, antisocial boys in their basements with video games and stuff like that, as opposed to the general public and the female audience in particular,” said TV historian Tim Brooks, who helped launch Sci Fi Channel when he worked at USA Network.

Mr. Brooks said that when people who say they don’t like science fiction enjoy a film like “Star Wars,” they don’t think it’s science fiction; they think it’s a good movie.

“We spent a lot of time in the ’90s trying to distance the network from science fiction, which is largely why it’s called Sci Fi,” Mr. Brooks said. “It’s somewhat cooler and better than the name ‘Science Fiction.’ But even the name Sci Fi is limiting.”

Blarrgh. I love the implication that the very notion of sci fi is something only geeky boys living in their parents' basement enjoy. I also like how self-congratulating Brooks sounds at using the "hipper" moniker Sci Fi. I hate to break it to the guy, but I suspect most people use the shorter term "sci fi" most of the time, because it's just fucking easier to say, not because we find it more hip than saying the phrase "science fiction."

Moving on, here's a quote from the current Sci Fi channel president.

The network worked with the branding consultancy Landor Associates and went through about 300 possibilities before selecting Syfy.

“When we tested this new name, the thing that we got back from our 18-to-34 techno-savvy crowd, which is quite a lot of our audience, is actually this is how you’d text it,” Mr. Howe said. “It made us feel much cooler, much more cutting-edge, much more hip, which was kind of bang-on what we wanted to achieve communication-wise.”

Really? Because that's how'd you text it? Allow me to respond with a channel name suggestion of my own, then: the WTF Channel. Because if you're not focusing on sci fi, then what exactly do you want to capture?

Let's start with the new name. It's stupid. It's jibberish. Saying it out loud still automatically invokes the same connotations as the word "sci fi." Reading it, it looks ridiculous. What the hell is supposed to be on that channel? I wouldn't know.

If they wanted a broader appeal/image for their network, I don't know why they just didn't pick a completely new name for themselves. For example, Tech TV was rebranded as G4. The old channel I associated with a slightly dry, very tech oriented sort of channel. Now, I don't even know what G4 stands for, to be honest, but today I automatically associate that channel with a male-oriented, young demographic that caters in hipster, slightly nerdy stuff. That was a great re-branding campaign, and the channel established that identity with a sharp and distinctive visual and audio style to their advertisements.

Here's a suggestion for Sci Fi (or SyFy or whatever they want to be called next): instead of wasting money on branding experts when your current name seems just fine, how about you invest in more shows, and stop putting out crap like "Mansquito" and "Dark Storm" (starring Stephen Baldwin!)? If you want new viewers and you want to be more hip, then go out and get CONTENT that sells that idea. Have some original talk shows, like G4's excellent "Attack of the Show". Produce more good things like Battlestar, and work to score more hot shows reruns, like Lost. Don't waste time and money trying to dazzle us with new and inscrutable names.
 
Update: go read aaroncynic's excellent companion piece to this article. Also, as several people on the internet (including a commentor here) have pointed out, Syfy has very nasty connotations in Polish. So, great job there, Sci Fi.
 
Update #2: if you enjoyed this article, you may, in fact be MY target audience for my new podcast. So please check out Across the Nerdaverse, where we promise to NEVER abuse your nerdy love. The most recent episode features a discussion of Japanese RPGs, the new Watchmen film, and Superman vs. Batman.

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Oh my god.

Or should I write. Ohy myy Gyd?

Are you kidding me? really? They are so stupid. Plus, sexist. Well, that's no shocker. Like all the rest, they presume lots of things, and delegate lots of importance to young teenaged boys. Of all the stereotypical notions I'd like to see die an ugly death by being rendered into a million bloody ass pieces, the idea that women do not like science fiction is one of the top five.

That is so stupid and sad. Content is key, and unfortunately, money, actual money was spent on finding out if the letter 'y' is sexier than others. I could have told them in less than one second: No.

Someday, I'm going to write a brutally mean post about how dumb the majority of network executives are.
Where did I read that it drove them crazy they couldn't "own" the term sci fi? Hence sy fy. Stupid. I'm going to end up calling them see fee.
When they cancelled Farscape, I worried. When they cancelled Stargate, I grew more concerned. When they started running wrestlemania shows, I thought, fuck 'em. They are clueless. I can't believe, with the big bucks that studios spend on sci-fi and fantasy movies that they can't come up with anything better than Ghost Hunters in that genre. Yes, and Manquito, and countless other crap, just crap shows. There is some idiot at the head of that channel now, a bean-counter no doubt. I call them the Sy Fucked Channel and give them 8 months before they lose all their advertisers and go bankrupt.
Lord...

I first thought it was pronounced "SeeFee" or "Sifee"
I really hate the "text" defense of a horrible name. Mostly because I consider anyone too lazy to text the one additional letter in SciFi is most likely an idiot. Do we really need to abbreviate abbreviations?

That being said, good post. I agree 100%.
totally agree--worth ranting about...sadly, another sign of the dumbing-down continuing apace...
I gave up on thast channel when they started to run movie after movie about menacing monstrous animals and insects, as if that was the only type of science fiction movie there was. Seems like they've gone through the entire Linnaean taxonomy by now.
hahahah- holy shit, that's stupid- hipsters marketeers and nerds need find their respective corners and quit trying to mate -we are ending up with some f*n ugly stupid kids- bad genes to the front
They cancelled Stargate? WTF? Where was I?
Like you, I was pretty excited when the the Sci-Fi channel first came on. At one point, my wife and I based our television programming package choices on whether or not the Sci-Fi channel was included. But for a while now, I've been drifting away and care little about the channel at all anymore. Now I see that it was all part of their business plan. “[They] spent a lot of time in the ’90s trying to distance the network from science fiction," and consequently distanced themselves quite nicely from me. This is the coup de grace I suppose.
Brenda- Atlantis ended last year and Stargate the year before. They have been running reruns in the afternoons, and two straight-to-dvd movies got made, but no more new seasons for either.
Forget stereotypes, Sci Fi Channel. People who find this genre interesting are intelligent, curious and experiential. There's no need to dumb down your brand to attract a bigger audience--doing so just alienates the one you have. Give us more outstanding content a la Battlestar Galactica, and viewers will come in droves.

The Sci Fi Channel has a lot of equity in the phrase "What If?" Why didn't they just rename to WhatIf TV?
All cable networks do this eventually, as they discover they really want to be ABC or CBS and really always did.
yeah, all Sy Fy reminds me of so far is the word syphilis
Agreed- super lame! I also love the suggestion of What if- those commercials were really strong branding, and the name would at once retain the brand image while allowing more in - like fantasy if they wanted to broaden the programming.
I just don't get what they are complaining about though- it is a niche brand for a niche audience. It would seem reasonable to expect limited growth and appeal.
Maybe the execs are just freaking out as the cash cow BSG comes to a close. They certainly should focus on more quality programming like that. And stop reaching out to everyone but the loyal audience they already have.
Well I personally detest the term "Sci-fi", so it's all the same to me what they call themselves. I always hit that channel on the way surfing from networks and PBS up to TLC/Discover/NatGeo (Time Warner put it by Disney and Nickelodeon and Cartoon) and I have never once found a need to stop there.
I should clarify that from age 8 up to about 30 I read very little *except* science fiction.
Wow - not only is it a monumental waste of money on the "rebranding," but it's an idiotic name at best. I think though, the reason behind the rebranding is probably so they can feel justified in putting on more terrible programming like Mansquito, Ultimate Gamer, Cha$e, Estate of Panic, and let's not forget the biggest waste of airtime on the SCI-FI channel of all - ECW.

This is what happens when you let frat boys with marketing degrees create your image instead of the people who are actually interested in your programming. Thank God for internet portals - where I can catch decent sci-fi without waiting for the next crappy attempt on getting the frat boy market to finish up.
I remember Sci Fi used to have some nice anime on late night a while ago.

Like Tank Police.
'... when people who say they don’t like science fiction enjoy a film like “Star Wars,” they don’t think it’s science fiction ...'

That's because it's not.

But that aside, what limits SciFi is their crappy programming, not their name. If they want more girls to watch, they need more girl-oriented content. Adding a "y" to their name won't help, no matter what marketing studies from the early 1990s might claim.

Make "The Left Hand of Darkness" into a movie. That would get every bishi-fetish fangirl glued to the set.
To illustrate my point about monster movies on SciFi, here are a few of the 'original' movies as listed on their website:

Abominable

Anaconda 3

Attack of the Sabretooth

Aztec Rex

Basilisk: The Serpent King

Bats: Human harvest

Beyond Loch Ness

Boa vs. Python

Bugs

...and that's only through the letter 'B'-- and I left off titles that didn't explicitly indicate Terran fauna.
Syfy in Polish means crap, shit, junk, syphilis (all in plural).
No commment.
Entertaining post and you are absolutely correct. Some intelligent, provocative content could make the station super-hip. Look at what FX was able to do just by putting on the The Shield.
they hit their all time peak with that incredible show with the talking robot head, the bloodless assassin, and the sex clone. I can't remember the name of the series, but the segment where they were in hot air balloons was unforgettable. (I think it was made in Belgium) It played on the same night at the show with the ship that was alive, the guy who lost his way from NASA, and the kick-ass babe with bent teeth in leather. I forget the name of either show, but fear they were too smart and hip for the ten year old producers who took over the channel.

Sexist? You're damn write--if I'm gonna go for visuals--i'm not gonna leave out tits and ass. Sorry girls, I wasn't born dad.
Ben Sen--You're thinking of Lexx! I loved that show.

And Farscape, one of the best damned shows ever made.

Tits and ass aren't necessarily sexist.

Believing that women don't like science fiction is a terrible sexist stereotype, and that stereotype runs Scifi, excuse me, the idiotically named SyFy, marketing and creation of shows, which is a shame.

Have they thought about the fact that, easily, someone could start calling this channel the "Shit yeah Fuck you" channel?
Couldn't agree more with this post, plus virtually all the comments (which is rare). SyFy sounds like Stir-Fry to me...
I remember seeing the pilot for a show called "The Amazing Screw On Head" on the Sci Fi channel's site a while ago.

It looked awesome.

They didn't pick it up.
Christian - congratulations on a truly obnoxious comment!

Let me address your points one by one.

1. No, there's nothing wrong with rebranding. I understand the concept. The point I was trying to make is that their stated ambition to make the channel more "hip" solely through a name change is sort of sad. The justification that the name is more "textable" is also lame, because I'm not sure that I'm more likely to Twitter/text my friends about the channel now that I'm free from the burden of typing out that extra fifth letter.

2. I'm also not saying that my world is falling apart, so please do spare us the standard "Oh noes! The geeks are freaking out because that's what geeks do!" tripe. My life will continue on as it has been, fairly unaffected by this whole name change.

3. The main point is that quality CONTENT, not gimmicky name changes with marketing speak attached to it, is what drives a true rebranding effort. TNT wanted to push their slogan "We know drama", but then they backed it up by pushing great new original drama series like The Closer and Saving Grace, while picking up the always welcome Law and Order series. The whole point is that, contrary to your comment, fans do not want to see shit like a 24-hour Tremors marathon.

4. I'll have you know that I'm a fairly tan, mostly fit lady, so way to fail there trying to group all sci fi fans into that tired old stereotype known as The Comic Book Store Guy. For the record, I happen to adore comic book adaptations that aren't total shit. I point you to Hellboy, X-men 1 and 2, Iron Man, and The Dark Knight as recent examples of comic book movies that were very well received by the sci fi/nerd community

5. Yes, I realize that there are large world issues out there. Blah blah blah, self important-cakes. This blog is centered on the fluffier side of life most of the time. I welcome you to go ahead and go elsewhere for the Super Serious news reporting you so desire. You may not have noticed, but the South Park avatar and the tacos against the American flag backdrop above were meant to indicate that such self-righteous serious blathering will not be welcome on this blog.
Mad,

I see Sly Fly

wundrun why---------------------->RATED
Right on. I cut my teeth on sf (as quite a few of us refer to science fiction, again, not for stylishness, but for convenience of reference) during the 50s. The new name for the channel is truly stupid. Though I admit I seldom watched it anyway--that sf writer Theodore Sturgeon said it quite clearly. Sturgeon's Law applies to sf, too, you know.
Given that the term Sci-Fi is viewed in serious science fiction circles as an indication that the user doesn't actually read the stuff or thinks it's all about action adventure movies set in space, I propose the "SyFy" channel try changing it's name to the way the SF Community pronounces Sci-Fi -- call it the Skiffy Channel.

Besides, the patient can get the good stuff put out by the Sci Fi Channel on Netflix -- I'm working my way through "Battlestar Gallactica" right now -- without paying cable fees for beaucoup de garbage, and getting good shows via the Internet is starting to become practical. I suspect the silly name change is the desperate actions of a business in decline.
The only genre my daughter and I shared all through her childhood and to this day is scifi. It was the most right brained and left and for the most part the least "icky."

Yes, Lexx was the best Sci Fi show I ever saw made for television. No doubt about it and Farscape at least held ones attention.

Now it's just monsters going bump in the night, proving my longheld belief that you can never go wrong underestimating the taste of the American public, even if they have been shown better--they refuse to learn.

I'm glad not to be attacked for the occasional appreciation for a sexy alien or alien hunter. There may be hope for the future, but I mostly doubt it.
Syfy? I love it. I pronounce it "sih-fee." It sounds like an endearing nick name...


... for someone with syphilis. Hmm... maybe not so great for the channel formerly known as the sci fi channel.
Would that be the same 'geeky boys' who got the original Star Trek TV show reinstated in the 60s by deluging the network with letters? I think SyFy is doing themselves a dys-service.
Oh, how lame indeed. Doesn't management know that 'X' and 'Z' are so much cooler than 'Y'? Szi-Fi. Now that might have gone somewhere.
Advertising test groups, huh? Apparently, those test groups were clueless. If the channel really wanted to use some text shortcuts, they should have considered STFU.

Cuz SyFy is Stu Pid
Noting all the good ideas for fixing the Sci Fi channel, it occurs to me that they are missing a great opportunity to break new TV Ground. Ask their viewers, fans and bloggers to suggest and vote for content. It would be a futuristic take on how to make TV work. Since the Internet would allow everything they create and acquire to have an unlimited shelf life, if it didn't work on cable, it would still have a life.

SyFy will some day be regarded as marketing mistake of Coca Cola proportion. It won't be long before we see "The Classic Sci Fi Channel". If only their original programming was as consistently original as their "If" IDs.

Most of the old classics were made as low budget indy films. Even "Star Wars" was green lit as a sop to the director of "American Graffiti" and pronounced DOA. It took the support of his pals Steven, Francis etc to get a proper release. In Hollywood, when you don't understand what's going on, remember, it's never about the money - it's always about the ego.
Sy-Fy just reminds me of Syufi, a Northern and central California movie theater chain that used to run the Redwood City Drive-In, where I saw "Death Race 2000" when I was far too young to be seeing "Death Race 2000." They also ran the Century Theaters by the Winchester Mystery House in San Jose.
http://www.cinematour.com/tour.php?db=us&id=10859
You have got to be kidding. What an incredibly bad call. I hope everyone involved in this decision gets canned when it flops. Not that I watch the channel much anymore because of the incredibly bad rip-off movies they show. The only light in the storm for me was Eureka! Oh, and I'm a 38 year old female.
How much would it really cost to produce a new Outer Limits type show? There are plenty of decent short stories and novellas they could get the rights to for a song.

Also, there are still a hell of a lot of Hugo/Nebulla award winning stories that were either never adapted, or done with such low-tech effects that even a low budget production today would bring them up to date.

They want to attract more women? Call Anne McCaffery and put together a Dragonriders of Pern serial. There's enough material for it to run for a decade.


Rebranding? Just call it "SF". Fanboys will cream themselves and no one else knows what it means.
G4 was a separate network, the name being 'Games 4 TV' which focused solely on videogames.
TechTv was solely associated with everything pertaining to the latest technology. They merged in the early 2000's and took the name G4, which explains now why TechTv solely airs shows about video games and other stuff boys who like video games like.
Intelligent, well-taken post. Best of luck with the podcast!
On another note, it now looks like it could be associated with Syphilis, or should that be Syfylis.