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JULY 2, 2009 2:28PM

You Just Hate Her Because She's Prettier Than You!

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You Just Hate Her Because She's Prettier Than You!

I've heard some whoppers in my day, but this latest post by Douglas MacKinnon over at the Huffington Post rates pretty high on my "Are you fucking kidding me with this shit?" meter:
Which brings me to a question I've been asking for months of my liberal friends: Why do so many on the left have such an unhinged hatred of this woman? Why do so many alleged feminists and female members of the mainstream media openly and gleefully despise Palin?

[. . .]

But why Dowd and the feminists? With regard to The New York Times columnist, I asked a female friend of mine who happens to be a psychologist, what might prompt the anger? She mentioned a host of possibilities, but settled on one theory. That being that Dowd "may be threatened or envious of Palin... or both. As an aging but still attractive woman, Dowd may resent Palin's good looks. Further, as a single woman of a certain age, she may be envious that Palin has a husband, a family, and has carved out an accomplished political career."

While not a fan of psycho-babble, it does seem to be a plausible explanation.
Wow. Just.... wow. You know, I have my issues with Maureen Dowd (particularly the way she goes after certain prominent females), but still... to suggest that it's because she's jealous that Palin is prettier than Dowd and has a husband and kids? That's so fraking stupid, it's hard to respond without just breaking down and laughing at the insanity of the idea.

Oh, but wait. If you gents thought you were free of this "you just hate the pretty girl, all you hairy-legged feminist women" attack, think again:
With regard to why Purdum, David Letterman, and other liberal males continually go after Palin, the answer might be as easy as they secretly lust after her while also seeing her as the "girlfriend of the quarterback" they could never get in high school. Seriously, look at the "men" who belittle Palin on a regular basis. For the most part, they fit the description of "the pencil-neck geek" from high school. Are they now trying to make Palin pay for their long-ago inadequacies? Is that why Letterman imagines her now as a "Slutty Flight Attendant?" Because she is his fantasy and rather than admit it, he strikes out at her?

Ah, my OTHER favorite insult, the classic, "You just hate her because she's pretty and won't sleep with you!"

Attention: according to this writer, you may only question Sarah Palin's suitability to hold high office if you are a square-jawed quarterback with a hot wife and 3 kids, or a super successful business woman and mommy who still retains her high school figure (or is hot).

Look, I'm going to attempt to get past the asinine statements made by MacKinnon, to address the question he asked: why do so many of YOU PEOPLE hate Sarah Palin so much?

First of all - I don't hate Sarah Palin. Most of us don't. Hate is something that implies passion. I personally reserve my hate for the real villains out there (*coughcough*AnnCoulter *coughcough*). I dislike Sarah Palin, because her nomination for the Vice Presidency of the United States was an insult to the country and to its citizens. Second of all - don't make this just a liberal thing. Lots of people from all points along the political spectrum dislike Sarah Palin.

Getting back around to the question, though, I think the main reason most people hate/dislike Sarah Palin, is that believe it or not, people believe in a meritocracy. That's right - we like to think that in an ideal situation, only qualified people get to hold the highest office in the land. Since he seems so fixated on high school insults, let me put this in terms he'll understand: you don't get to be the class valedictorian because you are prettier than the person who happens to have higher grades than you. Similarly, you don't get to win MVP of the basketball team because you're smarter and have better grades than the team's leading scorer and rebounder.

It's not unreasonable for people to be interested in whether or not the woman who ran for VP (and who, by the way, is still a front runner for the presidential nomination in 2012) is 1) qualified, and 2) able to handle herself under pressure. More importantly, several valid concerns were raised about her integrity (Troopergate, the $150K spent on clothing), and her willingness to abuse the power of the office she held. I could go on and on - but then, just read the Vanity Fair article that so provoked MacKinnon in the first place and you'll get the jist of people's problems with ol' Sarah Palin.

Things like this always crack me up, because I'm always left debating: "Is this person a liar who just twists reality to fit his needs? Or is he truly that willfully ignorant about what it takes to lead the country as President?"

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mad_typist, you have more aplomb than me, since my reaction would have been to, as you say, break down and laugh at this nonsense. (Also, the phrase "What the fucking fuck?" would seem to be apropos.) I don't actually hate Sarah Palin; I just find her ridiculous. Apparently if you're this Douglas MacKinnon person, you don't get that subtle difference.

Rated, for actually writing what I would have just sputtered.
I started out disliking Sara Palin, purely on political grounds. I disliked her because she was a Republican Governor running as John McCain's running mate. Ironically, I was on vacation in Alaska when she was nominated so I missed most of the first week of her time in the limelight. Hatred she had to work on, though it didn't take her long once I started hearing what she had to say.
i love sarah palin. did you see all the people who dressed up as her for halloween? it was astonishing. she wasn't a politician so much as an action figure.

this kind of commentary says much more about why this person liked sarah palin. i am not jealous of people who look like idiots on tv, regardless of how hot they are.
For me it WAS all about HATE.

I HATED the idea that someone who counts being able to see Alaska from her house as foreign policy experience, might be a heartbeat away from having her finger on the button!
I remember a college class mate who dated a stunningly beautiful woman. He returned after the date looking forlorn and dejected.

What happened, I asked? It was terrible, he said. She was absolutely beautiful until she opened her mouth.

'Nuff said.
I wanna go on record as saying that I would do Sarah Palin in a heartbeat. I think she is a fox...even though I think her attitude and political philosophy are dogshit!

On the other hand, I would not do Dowd with someone else's dick!
Frank, last time I checked "fuckability" isn't a great measure of one's qualification to serve as either a newspaper columnist OR the vice president of the country.
Honesty, I never thought she was good looking.

Something about her jaw doesn't appeal to my aesthetics. So I never got all the gushing anyway.

Her complete inability to do the job without jamming it with crazy-ass lunacy was pretty obvious.
I hate the fact that there are Americans that support her in any fashion and my girlfriend is hotter than she is.
Frank,

We have a secret assignment for you - you must nail Sarah Palin as soon as possible so that in the unlikely event she wins the Republican nomination in 2012 we can derail her presidential bid by exposing your tawdry fling with her.

If you can manage to bear her love child that will be even better. I know it's asking a lot, but your country is counting on you.
Really good points.

I don't hate her. I simply don't see her in any way qualified for President. Hillary has qualifications.

But hey Bush's qualifications should've disqualified him. Don't under-estimate the power of the media.

Be afraid...
I can agree with most of what you said. I certainly don't hate her...how can I? I don't even know her? I've never met her! I can't even say I dislike her as a human being. I can say that I dislike her as a person running for office as she did and might still do in 2012. In my opinion she was a pathetic excuse for a politician....even more so for someone running for VP. She simply didn't have what it takes for such an important office. All she really did have was her nice appearance.
Really, really cogent argument. You reflect what so many of us think about Palin and her apologists. Brava.
As a female of the canine persuasion, I am not envious, jealous, or an other -ous of Sarah Palin. I poked huge fun at her in numerous pre-election blogs that I wrote in my pajamas (qualified ref. to a Palin quote). She is great fun to have around, certainly more fun than McCain. I just didn't want her anywhere near the White House. I don't hate on her at all.

Rove, Cheney, those are different stories.
I am not jealous of her. That is laughable. And I don't hate her. She couldn't handle a Katie Couric interview and answered the debate questions worse than ANY politician I have ever seen!! (That is saying something....they are all at least somewhat slick, but she wasn't smart enough for that, even.)
I liked your post.
It's not Palin I hate, it's her politics. Maybe there was a twinge of jealousy at first, when I realized that she and I had one very real thing in common- we were both Mayors of small towns (though my town was quite a bit bigger!) I thought, wow, how did she get from point a to point b? Could I have done that? I think it's great she pulled that whole thing off. But she has no other redeeming qualities for me. And shouldn't for anyone who's serious about politics and making our country a better place. period.
Ohmigod, yes. I hate Ann Coulter. Sarah Palin is just great to make fun of. She's hilarious.
"a liar who just twists reality to fit his needs" or "willfully ignorant?" MT, it doesn't have to be a choice. Doug MacKinnon can be both. In fact, it's easier on his wee brain if he is.
If being able to use idiomatic language colorfully was the true test of a good politician, then Palin might be a winner. As it is, she has neither the disposition nor compassionate intelligence I want in a leader. Then again, few do.
Sarah Palin is a pretty woman. There, I said it. I do not believe it makes her a suitable anything except retired beauty pageant contestant.

I found her politics and religious beliefs repugnant. Her further actions to keep herself in the public eye have deepened my scorn for her, exposing her for the rube and the fool she is, however attractively packaged she might be. She thinks nothing of lying to protect and promote herself.

I found her disastrously and dangerously unqualified to be VP, and consider her nomination an insulting joke made by John McCain. The proximity of Alaska and Russia across the tiny Bering Strait confers NOTHING in the way of foreign policy experience or diplomatic acumen.
I don't hate Palin, per se. I hate hypocrites. all hypocrites,regardless of race, gender or looks. This is a woman that used her kids as pawns during the election, as in holding her autistic child up over her husbands head after midnight on one occasion, and then goes after Letterman for an admittedly lame joke, just for the publicity. I seriously doubt that Maureen Dowd stays awake at night worrying about Palin's good-looks.
The problem with Palin isn't that she's pretty.

It's that she's stupid.

She's one of those women who goes from a ten to a two as soon as she opens her mouth.

Well, actually, in her case, a six to a zero but that's besides the point.

When it comes to an elected official I am not hiring them for their looks. I'm hiring them for their competence and Sarah Palin showed she doesn't have any.
I'm still trying to imagine how anyone could actually envy Palin.
I don't hate SP, but I do hate her hypocrisy, which apparently has no final depth it will not sink to, or so I assumed when I saw her daughter Bristol, baby on hip, gushingly tell a reporter it was the best thing that ever happened to her, but teenagers should abstain from sex. This was not Bristol's opinion, which had actually been given on another program,when she was aksed about abstinence and admitted "I just don't think it's very realistic." The Great Renege was penned by mama, mouthed by Bristol, and spoon fed to a public she must consider as dumb and hypocritical as her value system.
Well stated, to include the very tasteful use of expletives. This is the kind of situation for which foul language was invented and is properly used to add shock, emphasis, and a general sense of being stunned out of a stupor.

Meritocracy. Yes, I think that's a great deal of it. Ultimately, by the way, I don't think I really believe it is quite that, since merit can come in many ways and the last election was filled with "McCain has served well and finally deserves this." There's merit and then there's merit. It's the people who have to merit their leader. We had earned better than McCain, and we deserve better than Palin.

What scared me about it was not how competent she was but how good a replacement she makes for Bush in a different way. To understand my position, see my article Election Stratego from last fall. If they put her in office, it will be because she's paired with someone competent and intent on running things behind the scenes who we will be distracted away from properly vetting. Another Cheney, in other words.
It's just another variation of the "you're jes jellus" theme as a way of discounting an argument. Complete and utter bullshit.
I have to say I find it hilarious that people automatically assume that if someone doesn't like SP, and that someone is a woman, that the other woman is considered 'prettier'. I don't like Sarah Palin and her looks have nothing to do with it - maybe that's because I think I am way better looking. Especially in conversation.
Clearly, Douglas thinks fuckability is an important quality in a president or vice. I wonder ... how do you think he'd rate Bush Jr. and Sr. or Cheney or goodness, McCain. I mean, would he fuck them? Obviously, the important question. The hell with their politics or their ability to form a cogent sentence. Let's rate them by order of who we'd sleep with!
Sarah Pallin is teh most beatiful and smartest woman in the Untied States!!!!!! I even think she was MVP of her college basketball team. AND she was prettier than all those butch college athletes. So there!!!!!!!!!
Um, yeah, that McKinnon can even think this shit up says more about him than anyone else. So the fact that you explained it in terms of high school dynamics is perfect for him.
Palin is pretty in the manner of an Entertainment Tonight host, which does not appeal to me. I simply found her level of intelligence wanting.
Sarah Palin is a menace and frankly, I think I'm prettier than her. Maybe she hates me.
I don't hate Palin. I *do* think she's either unhinged, a moron, or suffering from some genuine mental medical malady (the alliterative author arrogantly asserted).
Ya kn0w, I find the woman terrifying, hypocritical and petty and absolutely despise her and I'm a sexist male. It has nothing to do with her looks but her psychoses and delusions.

Just watch:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl4HIc-yfgM&feature=related

Also, keep in mind that this minister is probably one of the many in Africa responsible for the death and dehumanization of countless children in Africa.

http://abcnews.go.com/video/playerIndex?id=7619753

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/11/15/world/africa/15witches.html