BARELY LEGAL Kitty Porn

There is a very serious epidemic sweeping the nation right now that I wanted to bring to your attention. Scores of underaged cats have been popping up on website around the Internet. Look at this poor fellow above. Rigby is only 3 years old and he is already clearly deep into the underground kitty porn scene.

Here's another picture of Rigby shamelessly spreading his legs for the camera.

When Rigby starts to feel bad about his lifestyle, he likes to either hide his shame deep inside the closest paper bag:

Or he puts on his favorite Cher album, pops on a wig, and goes to town:


At the end of the day, apparently young Rigby can only collapse over the top of his favorite chair, as he contemplates the life decisions that have led him to a life of internet porn-fame.

If you prefer cats of the more zaftig variety, Miss Ellie has also been making appearances on the scene.

Look at that dirty girl getting into it. Shameful!

We suspect, like many involved in the porn industry, that Miss Ellie is a substance abuser. Look at these photos. We have reports that she drank an entire case of beer, just so she could sit in the box.


This is madness.