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AUGUST 25, 2009 7:09AM

New Cowboys Stadium is the Picture of FAIL

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New Cowboys Stadium the Picture of FAIL

What do you get for $1.2 billion? A grotesque new stadium where the scoreboard is so low that punt kicks hit it, apparently. Right now the NFL competition committee is looking into the issue, and thus far Jones has refused to fix the issue on his own. Here's an interesting quote from Bill Polian (courtesy of Peter King at sportsillustrated.com):
"The irony is that our stadium architect [at new Lucas Oil Stadium] wanted to hang the videoboards the same way in our stadium,'' Polian said. "So we put a metal beam about 90 feet above the ground and had our punter at the time, Hunter Smith, punt the ball up there trying to hit it. He hit it the majority of the time. That's why we put our replay boards on the wall.

Also, check out this amazing video from GeekBrief.tv, where we see the fabulous seats available in this brand new stadium:

Please note that apparently the cheapest seats in the stadium are $59. I can only hope that the seats shown in the video above are at least the cheap variety (in truth, I can truly only hope that the Cowboys wall off those seats and NEVER sell them).

Of course, if you happen to score seats in the luxury suites (available for between $100,000 and 500,000), you have the opportunity to pay $60 for a plain cheese and pepperoni pizza.

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I know sports bring in big revenue to cities, but I can't help but be revolted at our priorites.....$100,000 for a seat?! $60 for a pizza?! Meanwhile, probably because of a "bad education" we can't even design a good stadium for those willing to throw away their money!
Who are you kidding. The Cowpies will sell those seats and some dumbass redneck will say, yep, but it's worth it to see the Cowboys.

As for the luxury suites, that's the way it always goes. You spend big time dollars to get those suites. Most of those are sold to companies that entertain clients there.
I note that they still have a hole in the roof. Speaking as an Austinite let me assure you: it does, in fact, rain in Texas during the winter.

Of course, given that I grew up as a Redskins fan, how much Cowboys fans suffer is only of interest to me with regard to schadenfreude.
Wow. That was even more impressively stupid that the viewless seats at Yankee Stadium!