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mad_typist

mad_typist
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Alexandria, Virginia, USA
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September 18
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I'm a liberal secular humanist who enjoys writing, reading, playing video games and watching sports. I am a former member of the Armed Services who now enjoys the sweet sweet freedom of civilian life. My blog will be centered mostly on politics, football and video games. Also, yes, I am a girl.

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JUNE 8, 2009 2:55PM

Finding Nema - Where Are The Girls in Pixar Films?

Finding Nema - Where Are The Girls in Pixar Films?

Pixar studio burst onto the movie making scene in 1995, releasing the classic Toy Story, the world's first fully computer-animated feature film. It was an instant hit, and changed the face of animated… Read full post »
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MARCH 25, 2009 3:54PM

Why I Enjoy My Barren, Childless Existence

Reprinted from my other blog, Cultural Cuisinart, but felt like sharing here at OS as well. Enjoy.

Why I Enjoy My Barren, Childless Existence


BufBloPoFo 09 Topic for Day 12

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NOVEMBER 6, 2008 9:45AM

Improving Open Salon

Well, I've been posting here on Open Salon for several months now (joined back in the good old Beta days), and it's time to give a little feedback, both to the site, and to my fellow posters. Here are some changes I'd like to

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MAY 5, 2009 7:41AM

Fake Tits Make Me Feel Confident!

Fake Tits Make Me Feel Confident!

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It's now been confirmed that the Miss California pageant funded breast implants for this year's winner. Here's the gist:
Friday morning a Miss California Pageant official confirmed previous reports that controversial contestant Carr… Read full post »
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MARCH 17, 2009 4:00PM

The Sci-fi Channel's Lame Attempt to Get Hipper

Sci-fi Channel Lamely Attempts to Get Hipper

I still remember the day that the Sci-Fi channel made its television debut. For a sci-fi fan like myself, I was pretty thrilled that there would be a channel out there that focused on a genre… Read full post »
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JULY 2, 2009 2:28PM

You Just Hate Her Because She's Prettier Than You!

You Just Hate Her Because She's Prettier Than You!

I've heard some whoppers in my day, but this latest post by Douglas MacKinnon over at the Huffington Post rates pretty high on my "Are you fucking kidding me with this shit?" meter:
Which… Read full post »
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JUNE 23, 2009 8:43AM

The Mysterious Case of the Missing Governor

The Mysterious Case of the Missing Governor

Am I the only one who thinks it's incredibly bizarre that the governor of South Carolina has apparently gone AWOL?

The lieutenant governor couldn't figure out where Gov. Mark Sanford was. Calls from a state senator and close

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JUNE 24, 2009 3:47PM

Stop Giving Sanford Credit, People

Stop Giving Sanford Credit, People

Curious - I haven't seen the press conference, so I cannot say 100% for sure that Sanford wasn't moving in his admission that he had an affair. However, I am a bit surprised to see John Cole over… Read full post »
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JUNE 24, 2009 11:44AM

Sanford's Whereabouts, part 2: Electric Bugaloo

Sanford Was in Argentina. Also, He Has A Bridge He's Dying To Sell You

Right now, the current explanation as to the governor's whereabouts is that he was in Argentina, driving around by himself. It's a more slightly more plausible explanation than the… Read full post »
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AUGUST 13, 2009 12:52PM

Why You Should See District 9

Why You Should See District 9

Since my last attempt to thwart the trend of mediocre movies earning box office receipts out of proportion to their actual level of quality fell short, I'm going to try a different tactic this week. This week… Read full post »
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AUGUST 12, 2009 3:49PM

Your Scarlet Letter Now Applies to Facebook

Your Scarlet Letter Now Applies to Facebook

The governor of Illinois just signed a bill into law that makes it illegal for registered sex offenders to use social networking sites. In other words, no perverts allowed on Facebook.

On a emotionally charged level, it… Read full post »
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FEBRUARY 2, 2009 3:01PM

Roomba versus Kittens



Roomba: 1
Kittens: 0

Seriously, this is hilarious.

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Feminism and Dollhouse - Every Fan (and Hater) Must Read

When I first posted about the new Joss Whedon show Dollhouse, I got a lot of interesting responses on my reviews of early episodes. Some fans stuck around and are enjoying the show in the

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JULY 2, 2009 8:32AM

I'd Like To Be The First To Welcome Our New Ant Overlords

I Would Like To Be The First To Welcome Our New Ant Overlords

Read this fascinating article today about a recent scientific discovery that one particular colony of Argentine ants has secretly been taking over the world for some time now.
In
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AUGUST 3, 2009 12:27PM

OMG Lingerie Football! Excuse Me While I Die A Little Inside

OMG Lingerie Football! Now Excuse Me While I Die A Little Inside

wtf?


Courtesy of Yahoo! Sports Shutdown Corner and Philly.com, allow me to share this video, where the QB of the Philadelphia Passion explains how they're going to pass and run… Read full post »
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OCTOBER 6, 2009 4:22PM

100 Worst Movies of the 2000s

100 Worst Movies of the 2000s

Now, I got a lot of crap from friends about my non-review review of G.I. Joe, with many of them stating that I wasn't allowed to diss a movie I hadn't seen. I mostly thought, "Well, if it… Read full post »
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MARCH 9, 2009 11:26AM

Uh oh. Here comes T.O.

Uh oh. Here comes T.O.

Welcome to the sports fan's dilemma.

There I was, composing a post a few days ago that started like this:
Please DO let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. First of all, allow me
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APRIL 16, 2009 7:39PM

So Long and Thanks For The Memories, John


I'm pretty bummed out about this - Madden was one of my favorite announcers and I'm going to miss his presence on Sunday Night Football.

I know a lot of people made fun of him for various things, such… Read full post »
V stands for "Very Soon Lizard Aliens Will Suck Your Face Off"

I was pretty excited when I heard that they were going to reboot/relaunch the classic sci-fi mini-series V. I was hopeful that ABC, which has done a great job handling the…

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JUNE 29, 2009 4:26PM

Phallic Phailure: Why HBO's "Hung" Left Me Limp

Phallic Phailure: Why HBO's "Hung" Left Me Limp

Okay, okay, I promise that the title of this post is the first and last dick joke I'll make today. That having been said, don't expect the same courtesy from the new HBO show "Hung", which… Read full post »
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JULY 6, 2009 9:59AM

Disney Princesses Meet The Real World

Disney Princesses Meet The Real World

I encourage all of you to go over to JPG Magazine and check out this brilliant photo essay by Dina Goldstein entitled "Fallen Princesses." In it, Goldstein uses models to simulate the intersection of the real world… Read full post »
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AUGUST 5, 2009 1:48PM

Why You Shouldn't See the G.I.Joe Movie

Why You Shouldn't See the G.I.Joe Movie


Don't be this guy. This guy is someone who, in the future, went and saw the G.I. Joe movie on opening weekend. He obviously regrets his decision. You've probably been this guy before,
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SEPTEMBER 25, 2009 3:55PM

Fall TV: Finding The Diamonds in the Coal Pile

Fall TV: Finding The Diamonds in the Coal Pile

In case you're wondering what's entertaining me these days, here are the shows I'll be following along with this fall (and perhaps blogging about, if I have time):

Must-Watch Shows

1) I must say - the… Read full post »
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SEPTEMBER 23, 2008 6:49PM

Hello, Sexy - Meet Google's challenger to the iPhone


So, details are starting to emerge about the new "Google" phone. To be clear, for those of you who aren't familiar with this concept, the Google phone is not like the iPhone, in that Google isn't not getting into the hardware manufacturing game (like Apple has). The important contribution Goo…

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APRIL 28, 2009 12:19PM

Republicans trade Specter to Democrats

Holy shnikeys.

Apparently Arlen Specter is changing parties and will become a Democrat.

Sources report that in exchange, the Democrats will surrender a first round and third round pick in next year's National Politico League (NPL) draft. Two staffers, known for their pass blocking and coffee retriev… Read full post »