Butt, o' butt, my dearest butt,
You've always been my friend.
We started out together
And you'll be there in the end.
I've taken you for granted,
Tho' you've always been behind me.
From the bottom of my heart
I want to Thank-You, hiney.
You've never caused me grief or pain,
You've always shown such class -
Could I pick any derriere,
I'd still pick my sweet butt.
I'm sorry that I fell on you.
Oh, I don't mean to moon -
Butt, I would be most grateful
If you'd get better soon!
(Inspired by a recent fall which has given me greater awareness of my backside)