MY RECENT POSTS
- Open Letter To The City of
December 27, 2013 05:01AM
- 7 Reasons Prince and Dolly
Parton Are The Same Person
November 06, 2013 04:20AM
- The Pre-Existing Condition of
For Profit Health Insurance
October 12, 2013 04:55AM
- What The Fuck I Was Thinking
October 04, 2013 03:33PM
- What The Fuck Was I
September 30, 2013 11:00AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “and, the age of
majority, and thus the voting
February 23, 2014 11:56PM
- “Great - President
Beiber. I can't
16 year olds
shouldn't be allowed to
February 23, 2014 11:55PM
- “I love/hate Ike Turner
for the same thing.”
February 03, 2014 09:06PM
- “Was Elvis drug abuse
quaint? Whitney Houston's?
and rock n
January 29, 2014 02:34PM
- “Israelis are ready for
January 29, 2014 11:52AM
Dear Residents of Kent and Patrons of the Kent Branch of the
King County Library,
The "No Smoking" signs located over 25 feet from the doorways, windows that open, or air intake shafts here at the library have NO EFFECT OF LAW whatsoever, and choosing to smoke a cigarette around,about, next to… Read full post »
#1 - Let's start out with the obvious - you never see them in the same place at the same time.
#2 - Both like to show off their chests.
#3 - Both gratuitiously use tits to sell records.
As we all know, the ACA (aka Obamacare) has barred health insurers from declining anyone health insurance based on a pre-existing health condition.
What the law fails to do, however, is stop health insurers from declining any0ne based on pretty much anything else.
Also, it has no pr… Read full post »
Getting the money, which won't actually immediately end my current situation, but which will catapult its end forward a month ahead of schedule (I figure I got another week of this shit remaining), has been more troublesome than I would have liked.
The transaction to sell my miles was easy enough… Read full post »
I have 50,000 airline miles on one of my frequent flier accounts...that I can sell...for more than enough to buy a work van and end this ridiculous homeless chapter of my life.
How the hell didn't I think of this before? I may also have enough hotel points left on my… Read full post »
Over the last few days I've been using a poor combination of shoe and sock. That combination, combined with all the walking I've been doing since being homeless, has lead to a lot of blistering on my feet.
I've since corrected the shoe issue by changing shoes, and the sock issue… Read full post »
Plan B availability has not resulted in a
decrease in unintended pregnancy because women don't use it after
every unprotected sexual encounter
Plan B should not be used as regular birth control
As one of four people in the world who like Kriss Kross (or, at least don't dislike their music at all) as well as Slayer, I feel that I should point out that Slayer's seminal third album, Reign in Blood, was released on the Def Jam label after… Read full post »
Not really a case - half a sixer at best...
These are the Top 3 greatest opening scenes from otherwise horrible movies
3. Star Wars - The Phantom Menace
The rest of this movie was an ungodly piece of shit, but this first scene showed every Star Wars fan in… Read full post »
Today, I had my civil rights violated by The US Federal Marshals.
After I woke up, I walked the dog, took a shower, and then headed out to Puyallup to pick up the remaining railroad ties I had paid to have cut so that I… Read full post »
Assault rifles are used in approximately 3% of murders involving guns in America. Other rifles and shotguns are used in ~8% of murders involving guns in this country.
And, the rest?
The other 89%?
What kind of gun do civilians in America… Read full post »
I was listening to a lot of Christmas music this year, and this song, that I hadn't listened to in years, struck a chord with me, so to speak, for the first time in my life.
I like to give hippies a hard time, if only because of… Read full post »
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I understand that the goodwill of the Salon.com name still carries some weight, so I offer you… Read full post »
Here's the problem - writing is selfish. In engaging in this activity, you are saying, "Hey! Listen to me. My ideas are more important than yours are, my creativity more profound, my prose more beautiful and poignant."
If you write for a community, go join a… Read full post »
Dear Ignorant Christians and Ignorant
Since we're getting close to a time when talk of the end of days
will be dominating our existence, I thought you would both like to
know that Armageddon is not an event, but a place at which an event
has been… Read full post »
I used to be a little bit down on this site, probably due to the fact that I've been booted from it, for no good reason, more… Read full post »
Dear Washington State Stoners,
Please remember that despite any statewide vote that did or did not
pass, cannabis (in all its forms) will remain ILLEGAL on December
6th, 2012. Ya see, there's this pesky clause in The US Constitution
called the Supremacy Clause which gives the
federal… Read full post »
The day immediately following Hurricane Katrina, gas prices soared $.40 a gallon in many places, finally putting gasoline above the $3 mark, largely to stay.
And then along comes Sandy, and gas prices are falling immediately following this massive storm's destruction of the East Coast.