I was walking the dog for the final time this evening and as I was doing so, I came to a horrible reallization - Fuck is not the most versitile word in the English language. It simply can't be made to fit as two of the eight basic parts of speech - Conjunction or Pronoun
What word can be used as any of these parts of speech?
Noun, Verb, Adjective, Adverb, Pronoun, Preposition, Conjunction, Determiner, Exclamation
Well, none that I know of, but I personally always thought of Pronouns as a subset of Nouns, and that is the only part of speech that doesn't apply to the word:
LIKE works for everything else. (also, when fuck is used as a "pronoun" it is the same as if it were a noun. It's one or the other, but it can't be both under the same usage. Also, "but fucking what" is not a word, it is not the word fuck, and it is suspect as a conjunction.)
Why are the people who weren't directly affected by 9/11 the ones who seem to muster the highest levels of righteous indignation on that day (beside the fact that so few people were directly affected by that day who don't like in NYC)?
and now I'm bored with this idea...