SEPTEMBER 14, 2012 7:58AM

Well, like...FUCK (and other random musings)

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I was walking the dog for the final time this evening and as I was doing so, I came to a horrible reallization - Fuck is not the most versitile word in the English language.  It simply can't be made to fit as two of the eight basic parts of speech - Conjunction or Pronoun

 What word can be used as any of these parts of speech?

Noun, Verb, Adjective, Adverb, Pronoun, Preposition, Conjunction, Determiner, Exclamation
 
Well, none that I know of, but I personally always thought of Pronouns as a subset of Nouns, and that is the only part of speech that doesn't apply to the word:
 
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 LIKE works for everything else.  (also, when fuck is used as a "pronoun" it is the same as if it were a noun.  It's one or the other, but it can't be both under the same usage.  Also, "but fucking what" is not a word, it is not the word fuck, and it is suspect as a conjunction.)
 
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Why are the people who weren't directly affected by 9/11 the ones who seem to muster the highest levels of righteous indignation on that day (beside the fact that so few people were directly affected by that day who don't like in NYC)?
 
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and now I'm bored with this idea...
 

 

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People who hate New York City and weren't effected by 9/11 -- love a war!
Sean Fenley
September 14, 2012 10:54 AM
Listening to the Romantics, your riff is reminiscent of George Carlin's play with words. Very cool! R&R ;-)
jmac1949
September 14, 2012 02:58 PM
For fuck's sake, what the fucking hell are you, like, tryna fucking say and fucking shit? I do get the part about 9/11; chickenhawks are a dime a dozen in this country, as are asshole politicians who are always willing to send someone else's kids off to die for their corporate masters and so they can play tough guy with other peoples' lives. Remember when George Bush said "Bring 'em on?" and other lines straight out of a Clint Eastwood movie? Stuff like that's always easy to say when you (or a loved one) aren't the ones drivin' 'round in a Humvee waiting to be blown to shit by an IED.
nanatehay
September 14, 2012 03:08 PM
I just got annoyed at the full on rah-rah this year, what with it being the 11th anniversary and all.

Just enjoy the Paul Rodgers...sheesh.
MalcolmXY
September 14, 2012 05:26 PM
Paul Rodger's was one the best vocalists in rock from that era, no doubt about it, right up there with Burton Cummings fromThe Guess Who. I saw Bad Company's lead guitarist, Mick Ralphs, in concert once; he was opening for Dave Gilmore as I remember. Awesome show from start to finish.
nanatehay
September 14, 2012 10:35 PM
Opening for Gilmore? Well, nobody's perfect...(God, I just can't help but hate Pink Floyd for whatever reason. It's not even rational anymore...it just is...oh well...I suppose there are worse places to focus those parts of me...)

Go play with the google bacon number if you get a chance (search "bacon number [any actor's name, or anyone who has been in a film]")...crazy fun.
MalcolmXY
September 15, 2012 12:57 AM
"Like" can be a lazy word, but you have brilliantly shown that it deserves some love too. Bravo!
Nick Leshi
September 17, 2012 11:26 AM