OCTOBER 24, 2012 8:32AM

Who Do I Gotta Blow To Get A Little Respect Around Here?

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home alone gross
 
As it turns out, I post a lot of crap, because most of what I enjoy is crap, but every now and again I have a half-decent idea and once I look into all the facets of said idea, it ends up being well-researched enough that those who find it disagreeable because of its source (choose your favorite of ass or overweight mouse with massively large nose) are completely unable to refute it in any meaningful way.  And trust me, they're all trying to refute it, because I don't play for either team and I tend to become interested in topics that fly in the face of conventional wisdom (but do so because they are correct), because ineffectual middle management suck-ups are a dime a dozen and I already know that there's a gross of 'em here more than willing to play the role, so what good would it do for me to put my hat in that ring?  $1.20 + $.0085 is still just worth $1.20, after all ($.10/doz X 12 doz in a gross...).

 

I don't necessarily want Romney to win, but I did correctly predict (I still believe) that he would...like 10 months ago.  How did I do it?  I used statistics related to the only thing people care about when they vote for a president, which shouldn't hardly be part of their presidential voting decision - the economy.

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and, look...funny pictures that I pair with serious-type shit...I got a whole schtick and everything that many people find funny and informative if given half a chance to see it...

I then began charting these statistics out alongside presidential election results from the Truman re-election onward, found the one with the highest probability of correlation, and posted it.

And no one cared.

Ultimately, I'm OK with that, but it's not like the idea was revolutionary once it was able to be reviewed by anyone who has lived through an election or two and paid attention to it, and even if it ends up being wrong, it was a lot better than "Mitt Romney is an asshole, so he can't win", because in my understanding of how these things usually go, being an asshole improves your chances by like 10 fold.

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No respect, I tell ya, no respect.

So, who do I need to fuck around here so an idea like mine can get some consideration and I'm no longer forced to be subject to the chronicles of the coked-out-stripper on the home page, because while the 1st time around it was gutsy and well written, now I'm at the point where if she doesn't coke up and strip for me, I don't wanna fucking hear about it any longer.

Anyway, this concludes a stupid meta-post.  Don't let the door hit ya in the ass on the way out.

 

 

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Maybe after I blow someone for respect on an online blogging site no one cares about, I can do a mea culpa and THAT is what the editors here will believe to be worthy of recognition.

Quick show of hands - when something lacks popularity and impact in its chosen arena, one should -

raise your hand for be the same as those who are already established and have sucked up the lion's share of that particular audience.

OK, hands down.

Now raise your hand if differentiation, while a bit riskier, isn't the much better option if only because it can be tweaked and fixed if it's not working, one can always go back to the old, tired format in the end if necessary, and because the upside has massive potentially, and exponentially more than being 10th in a 10 horse race.

(that probably wasn't an objective vote the way I phrased it...oh well...)
Editor's Picks are a seemingly whimsical phenomenon, over the last eight months I got one for a post that I didn't particularly think very worthy. As far as respect goes, I'm usually satisfied if my posts get more than twenty comments from writers I respect. Though they've gone inactive due to the SPAMBOT degradation of the site's bandwidth, I particularly liked the Readers' Picks and felt particularly proud of a couple of my posts that made that list.

That's all I know about respect on Open Salon, except that the way things are going I'm likely to give up on Open Salon and focus my efforts on Our Salon. What's the use of posting if people who want to read your stuff can't access the site?
I don't actually care. I made that whole post for the line about the coke-stripper doing some coke and stripping or shutting the hell up.

Outside of that, I don't care about any of it.
well i hope it is a stalwart tall gal Editor ya gotta blow, man.
also hope ya got the , uh, skills for that. hee hee.

you types, you xy types, who say 'AHH I DO NOT CARE"
are like those folks who tell me in all sincerity.,
"i dont give a damn what other peepul think of me."
lying liars.

~
romney gonna win, you seriously think?
i really do not think so.
the last debate he said, "oh i agree with you mr. prez"
so
who wants to replace a guy doin ok shit
with another guy who says the shit the other guy does is ok?
might as well stick with the first guy!
~

i got no idea what u mean by this shit but it sure hums, man:
"the upside has massive potentially, and exponentially more than being 10th in a 10 horse race.
"

~

this nation must be saved. that' s all it's really ever wanted
since jonathon edwards days!
we wanna be liked.

The beauty of the world consists wholly of sweet mutual consents, either within itself or with the supreme being. "The Beauty of the World" (c.1725),
jon edwards . ha
well i hope it is a stalwart tall gal Editor ya gotta blow, man.
also hope ya got the , uh, skills for that. hee hee.

you types, you xy types, who say 'AHH I DO NOT CARE"
are like those folks who tell me in all sincerity.,
"i dont give a damn what other peepul think of me."
lying liars.

~
romney gonna win, you seriously think?
i really do not think so.
the last debate he said, "oh i agree with you mr. prez"
so
who wants to replace a guy doin ok shit
with another guy who says the shit the other guy does is ok?
might as well stick with the first guy!
~

i got no idea what u mean by this shit but it sure hums, man:
"the upside has massive potentially, and exponentially more than being 10th in a 10 horse race.
"

~

this nation must be saved. that' s all it's really ever wanted
since jonathon edwards days!
we wanna be liked.

The beauty of the world consists wholly of sweet mutual consents, either within itself or with the supreme being. "The Beauty of the World" (c.1725),
jon edwards . ha
I'm still waiting for my cereal box decoder, James, so I can understand what it is you're saying.
Just ignore the Overseers, Malcolm, keep your mouth closed, and keep writing.
And, most importantly, understand who you're writing for, as I have just done.
@ steve, hey man i talking good hard american plain talk
vernacular! don't tease me.

the point of my huge diatribe was that uh,
go for the BIG THREE always
truth beauty and goodness.

even if they aint real, you can make em so. yes?
Whatever works for you, I'm sure, works for you.
well not really. i am kinda faking alot of it. with , ha hope.
Well don't fake it, James. And don't confuse your style with good ol' American straight talk; it isn't.
Anyway, nice talkin' to you;
And just what is good ol' American straight talk anymore, anyway? When some of the best writers here declare that it's time to talk frankly, and then proceed using allusion?
But I digress [when I'm not busy living, I'm busy digressing].
What you need here to carry on, Malcolm, is to know to whom you are writing; to whom you are addressing. From now on, when you write, write with someone important in mind, not some ego-driven blogger's reaction.
Steve, I write for myself when I think that doing so will occupy enough time such that I won't succumb to my massively unhealthy sexual addiction and jerk myself off for the 40th time that day.

I was really just fucking around and say "neener, neener, neener...when you ignored and didn't believe me...guess what? I was, once again, right,"

...as if I or anyone else really cares, but just sayin'...
That is a headlong, rolling-it-out style of writing. Makes you breathe a little harder reading it. I enjoyed it thoroughly. But I gotta get going lest the door hit me in the ass.
you're breathing harder because I just gave you a virtual shot to the berries. in my defense, it was only meant to enhance your experience.
It did enhance my experience, Malcolm. Beautiful and awesome. If you keep this up, pretty soon you will have thousands of people showing up here at your blog like I have at mine. So quit profiling, write another one, and I'll read it. . . .

Ooops. Shit! Did you see that? Your door almost hit me in the ass again.
"I don't necessarily want Romney to win, but I did correctly predict (I still believe) that he would...like 10 months ago. How did I do it? I used statistics related to the only thing people care about when they vote for a president, which shouldn't hardly be part of their presidential voting decision - the economy.

Well you might want to sharpen your statistical analysis skills. It was never close. I can help you with that. Better luck next time.
Yes, well who can predict a hurricane which would not be followed by a sharp rise in gas prices?

If not for that, he would have won.
If you had a better understing of statistics, the result would have still be the same (with or without Sandy). You can still try in 2016 I guess.