NOVEMBER 11, 2012 4:26AM

I Answer For Confused Pundits - WTF Is On The OS Home Page?

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osdead

 

Everyone forgets that Seattle hasn't always been the land of Grunge and Coffee.  We were almost Detroit.

I used to be a little bit down on this site, probably due to the fact that I've been booted from it, for no good reason, more times than I even have a desire to remember at this point.  Now, though, it's kind of like the little engine that could, but someone is trying to make sure it can't.

You got server issues?  OK.  I think that you could build a server cluster with the regular Salon.com servers and easily manage the throughput such that both sites performed well, but what do I know?  Server issues, I can accept, but unless there is a story about Mitt Romney getting a blow job from that chick who can't stop writing about her drugged out stripper days, what the hell is a post about Mitt Romney still doing on the home page?

Things are tough all over.  I get it, but do your fucking job or find someone who can.

 

 

 

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Seriously...seriously.
I am proud of you, Mxy. A lesser man would have gloried
in the ...difficulties...OS is experiencing, temporarily.
But you think of your fellow bloggers, and make
and impassioned plea on their part!
Standing up for the Little Man.
Right?
~
you had me going . i thought the stripper gal had a new one out.
OMFG she looks like an oriental Janis Joplin - almost sounds like her too!

;-)
.
FRUSTRATED??? R&R ;-)
Jimmy - I don't care about the slow, but the featured articles are so outdated and a product of the same, lame, boring cast of also-rans that...FUCK!

If you can't fix the technical, at least deal with content. It's not that hard. Does someone need me to tell them who can fucking write an interesting 500 words on each topic that they want featured or something?
Sky - OG version - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3mUVOckCZ4
jmac - annoyed is all. I have no idea why I'm starting to like the joint more now, but whatever...the content thing is completely avoidable, however.
God, I laughed. I have never said anything about the OS Home Page simply because it is too easy to sound has if you wish you were there. I do not. The OS Home Page is largely irrelevant and always has been. Unless one enjoys pieces by authors who embrace the role of victim. The good shit is elsewhere.
Serious as a Heart Attack.
Sorrows can Break Hearts.
Gaud. You Sell Mattresses.
`
I saw that happy Mattress-
Discount Ghost Mist Too.
Buy Retail. Sell To CEOs.

They can buy Retail.
We buy back Whole-
Sale. I Sure Agrees.
`
I'll Share and re-Play.
You a Doctor Faust.
Goethe and a` Life.
`
We Gotta Act Life `Out.
Life's a Grand` Stage.
Participate and Know.
`
We Know Not Much.
We Bow at` Muses.
Spirits ` Surround.
`
There is` Phenomena.
There is ` Logus` God.
God Can't Be ` Defined.
`
I Loved This ` Edification.
We Can Inspire` Emulate.
We Must Be` Participants.
`
This was Like a ` Choir.
I was 'tempted' ` Organist?
I Visit thee assembly to` Sing.
The Organ Player` Pump`Organ.
She Plays Musician `Bach Boogie.
That Singer Do BackFlips like Kerry?
I Hope `Jake and Kerry No` Deletes.
Methistopheles Loves `Commenters.
`
Yesterday I got only ` PopUps to read.
No Open Salon Bloggers to read. huh?
Server Failed-To-Open` goat gouda -
because agin goat stink `high-heaven.

I thought my blog was Deleted Again.
I Vowed to No Ever Visit Open Salon.
My Vows get Broken Like OS Buttons
Serious as a Heart Attack.
Sorrows can Break Hearts.
Gaud. You Sell Mattresses.
`
I saw that happy Mattress-
Discount Ghost Mist Too.
Buy Retail. Sell To CEOs.

They can buy Retail.
We buy back Whole-
Sale. I Sure Agrees.
`
I'll Share and re-Play.
You a Doctor Faust.
Goethe and a` Life.
`
We Gotta Act Life `Out.
Life's a Grand` Stage.
Participate and Know.
`
We Know Not Much.
We Bow at` Muses.
Spirits ` Surround.
`
There is` Phenomena.
There is ` Logus` God.
God Can't Be ` Defined.
`
I Loved This ` Edification.
We Can Inspire` Emulate.
We Must Be` Participants.
`
This was Like a ` Choir.
I was 'tempted' ` Organist?
I Visit thee assembly to` Sing.
The Organ Player` Pump`Organ.
She Plays Musician `Bach Boogie.
That Singer Do BackFlips like Kerry?
I Hope `Jake and Kerry No` Deletes.
Methistopheles Loves `Commenters.
`
Yesterday I got only ` PopUps to read.
No Open Salon Bloggers to read. huh?
Server Failed-To-Open` goat gouda -
because agin goat stink `high-heaven.
&
&
If I do` &' it's because OS` Do Poke.
It as slow as lame Porcupine Today!

I thought my blog was Deleted Again.
I Vowed to No Ever Visit Open Salon.
My Vows get Broken Like OS Buttons
Serious as a Heart Attack.
Sorrows can Break Hearts.
Gaud. You Sell Mattresses.
`
I saw that happy Mattress-
Discount Ghost Mist Too.
Buy Retail. Sell To CEOs.

They can buy Retail.
We buy back Whole-
Sale. I Sure Agrees.
`
I'll Share and re-Play.
You a Doctor Faust.
Goethe and a` Life.
`
We Gotta Act Life `Out.
Life's a Grand` Stage.
Participate and Know.
`
We Know Not Much.
We Bow at` Muses.
Spirits ` Surround.
`
There is` Phenomena.
There is ` Logus` God.
God Can't Be ` Defined.
`
I Loved This ` Edification.
We Can Inspire` Emulate.
We Must Be` Participants.
`
This was Like a ` Choir.
I was 'tempted' ` Organist?
I Visit thee assembly to` Sing.
The Organ Player` Pump`Organ.
She Plays Musician `Bach Boogie.
That Singer Do BackFlips like Kerry?
I Hope `Jake and Kerry No` Deletes.
Methistopheles Loves `Commenters.
`
Yesterday I got only ` PopUps to read.
No Open Salon Bloggers to read. huh?
Server Failed-To-Open` goat gouda -
because agin goat stink `high-heaven.
&
&
If I do` &' it's because OS` Do Poke.
It as slow as lame Porcupine Today!
&
&
&
Try 3- Times? A smile and wander.
I Wonder if editors are base ugly?
They run from shadow and smirk!
I smile as the Hollow Head snarl!

I thought my blog was Deleted Again.
I Vowed to No Ever Visit Open Salon.
My Vows get Broken Like OS Buttons
Serious as a Heart Attack.
Sorrows can Break Hearts.
Gaud. You Sell Mattresses.
`
I saw that happy Mattress-
Discount Ghost Mist Too.
Buy Retail. Sell To CEOs.

They can buy Retail.
We buy back Whole-
Sale. I Sure Agrees.
`
I'll Share and re-Play.
You a Doctor Faust.
Goethe and a` Life.
`
We Gotta Act Life `Out.
Life's a Grand` Stage.
Participate and Know.
`
We Know Not Much.
We Bow at` Muses.
Spirits ` Surround.
`
There is` Phenomena.
There is ` Logus` God.
God Can't Be ` Defined.
`
I Loved This ` Edification.
We Can Inspire` Emulate.
We Must Be` Participants.
`
This was Like a ` Choir.
I was 'tempted' ` Organist?
I Visit thee assembly to` Sing.
The Organ Player` Pump`Organ.
She Plays Musician `Bach Boogie.
That Singer Do BackFlips like Kerry?
I Hope `Jake and Kerry No` Deletes.
Methistopheles Loves `Commenters.
`
Yesterday I got only ` PopUps to read.
No Open Salon Bloggers to read. huh?
Server Failed-To-Open` goat gouda -
because agin goat stink `high-heaven.
&
&
If I do` &' it's because OS` Do Poke.
It as slow as lame Porcupine Today!
&
&
&
Try 3- Times? A smile and wander.
I Wonder if editors are base ugly?
They run from shadow and smirk!
I smile as the Hollow Head snarl!
&
&
&
&
Whoops!
Fatal Flaw!
Depravity!

I thought my blog was Deleted Again.
I Vowed to No Ever Visit Open Salon.
My Vows get Broken Like OS Buttons