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Man Who's No Chef
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Study Offers Good News for Dumb, Drunk Party Girls
Longtime readers of my always pertinent and invaluable blog will know that I keep an extremely sharp eye on the l… Read full post »
An Anus in an Airline Lounge
Upon entering an airline lounge, the first thing I do is secure a seat – as far from the door and in as private a setting as possible. The second thing I do is visit the bar, pour myself a glass of red wine and a glass of water,… Read full post »
To Fill the Lady's Empty Space
There’s usually someone I can call. Home in New York, or in a steadily growing roster of cities on different continents, there’s a number or email or Skype I can click. But still I get lonely sometimes. And sometimes I prefer it that way. Sometimes lonely isn’t… Read full post »
Four Hours Ago. And Now.
Now is harder to grasp. Now is difficult. I just don’t know. Do you?
Four hours ago was a world its own. The slow, slow dance in mist rosy warm.
The kiss, kiss, unhurried sounding wet. The fingers and the lips. Lips with time endless and endless soft.
Rise… Read full post »
The Sad Cock-eyed Shriek of a Man Who's No Chef
Scotch bonnets are peppers,
Of heat and delight,
I treasure in dishes
Spiced fierce and just right.
As chef I’m but average
Bereft of the gift.
But food was expected!
I’d whip it up swift.
A girl was arriving,
Expecting to eat.
To feed the young lady
Shoul… Read full post »
A Broad's Reach: Postcard in Arabic
I don’t much enjoy the mail. It’s mostly unsolicited crap sent at bulk rates. It fills my recycling bin, and fills my head with angry thoughts about wasted trees.
But I have to sort through it to find the mail that matters – the things I can’t or sho… Read full post »
The Quality of the Light
Is this a perfect evening? I think it is. I think it’s perfect. I don’t want to stop looking. I’m going to remember this.
The wind has shifted, but it’s still warm. It’s a teasing wind. It’s wry, the way it plucks gently at your hair, and brings your s… Read full post »
A Late-Night Call from my Ex-Girlfriend's Ex-Girlfriend
It was nearly three in the morning. Outside my windows, the city was as quiet as it ever gets. I was stretched out on the sofa in the dark, wearing my silk boxers with the tropical fish print, sipping chocolate milk and watching an old M*A*S*H episode. It was… Read full post »
“Can I borrow your condo for a night?” my friend Penny asked on the phone.
“You want to borrow my condo,” I repeated.
“Right,” she confirmed.
I thought for a moment. “I’m assuming this somehow involves sex, but it… Read full post »
A Man Cried

I’d been overseas awhile. When I returned to my condo, it smelled like that nice air freshener the maid service uses to make sure my place isn’t musty when I get home.
I like homecomings, and I like the way everything’s spic and span when I return. It feels… Read full post »
Anti-Gay, Slurred
Pat is a good friend. He’s a tech executive, and he flagged an opportunity he thought I might want to pursue. He’d been in contact with some bright students at Auburn-Montgomery, who had developed a very intriguing piece of cybersecurity software that cleverly and quietly le… Read full post »
Pakistan may be a terribly fragile, nuclear-armed state, riddled with terrorism, crime and corruption, featuring a disintegrating economy and horrendous capital flight. But at least they’re cracking down on a top priority social problem: na… Read full post »
An Old Secret, Dirty and Sweet

“Do you remember me?” asked the sly voice on the phone.
I leaned back and spun my office chair toward the window. Put my feet up on the sill. Yes, I definitely did remember Laurie Sands.
“I remember everything about you, Laurie,” I smiled.
&…The Ache of the Childless Woman
I was thinking about my friend Jen the other day. I was feeling sorry for her. Jen is reaching the end of her 30s. She’s childless, and not by choice. I know that, on some very deep and ancient level, this hurts her. I can see it in the way… Read full post »
Listen, Ladies: Dicks Are It! (for menopausal flushing)
One of the great benefits of being an Open Salon member is the exposure one has to informed medical opinion. I learn a great deal on this site, about various illnesses and conditions and the therapies that treat them. Today was no exception.
Open Salon’s own doc… Read full post »
I’ve been getting to know my own country again. A break from overseas projects has given me the opportunity to travel closer to home. Instead of more exotic places, I’ve been spending time in places that are entire… Read full post »
I Met a Sad Woman in a Bar
It’s all the same, in every town. So much of this country has turned into one big sameness. The hotels are chains, built of corporate Lego. The restaurants and the coffee shops and the stores in the malls. They’re all the same, everywhere. We’ve never been… Read full post »
A Gun in the Face Helps Me Tell Adequate Lies

I don’t like lying. It makes me feel… kind of icky. And it stays with me, for some reason. Even years later, my stupid conscience will tap me on the shoulder out of the blue and make sure I don’t forget.
Conscience: Hey, buddy! Remember that time in Houst… Read full post »
Gay Men Check You Out in the Locker Room
When men gather in social groups, you can often sense the collective IQ falling. Add intoxicating beverages to the mix, and the precipitous drop in atmospheric intelligence could be tracked by the National Hurricane Center.
Meteorologist 1: “My God! We’ve g… Read full post »
Video Games Make Men Shiftless, Boring Wimps
Every now and then, I get together with a bunch of college buddies. It usually happens for no particular reason. One of us decides that it’s been too long since we’ve gathered to drink, laugh, boast and lie. So we meet. We eat and imbibe. We flirt with waitresse… Read full post »
I am NOT a Monster! I'm Just a Helpful Man.
Sometimes, the office gets a little stifling. I find myself drawn into details, immersed in minutiae, heading down a slippery slope toward micro-managing my staff. Which I hate, and I strongly suspect makes my people mutter darkly about me. And nobody needs darkly-muttering emplo… Read full post »
Now Just Be, Together
Now, don’t look
Don’t see at all
Don’t hear glass shatter
Don’t feel gray dust
Don’t smell the awful
Don’t taste harsh grit
Just don’t look
Don’t see things fall
Don’t hear the voices
Don’t feel sweat trickle
Don’t smell r… Read full post »
I Shrank Again Last Night
It always happens during the night, and I don’t actually feel any different when I wake up. When I open my eyes, the ceiling looks the same, with the same morning blurriness. The sheets feel the same, and whisper the same entreaties to just reset the alarm and enjoy… Read full post »
2011 Women's Fall Fashions and the Secret Gay Plot
As a New Yorker, and as a man, of course I’m excited about the new fall fashions for women. It’s nearly autumn, and I want to know about the things in which the gals will soon be wreathed, wrapped, button… Read full post »
The Woman who Made Me Bleed
I like Valentina a lot, in spite of the fact that she’s a little too much like me. And by that, I suppose I mean that she’s very focused on her work and career. And that she’s not averse to an occasional noisy evening of nocturnal gymnastics, on a… Read full post »

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