Jay Leono's show can be compared to your walking into your favorite bakery to pick up some raspberry chocolate eclairs, only to find the shelves empty except for a few boxes of Freihoffers donuts.  The baker has thrown in the towel - too expensive to bake pastries, too much trouble.  When you complain, you are told - "there's donuts, they'll fill you up. Take 'em or leave 'em."