If there is one thing that I do give Obama and Crew credit for, particularly the wanna be Machiavellian himself and his cohort Rambo, with a serving of Axelturf on the side, it is two things.

1.  They have no consciences.  And are if not politically "smart" then political "bullies."  Or play good cop/bad cop, with no problem in literally beating up opponents.  That's why Obama chose Rambo to begin with.

2.  All three are undemocratic, authoritarian media whores and power hungry bastards who know the art of using pr and media manipulation to a T.  Valerie Jarrett to some extent has a hand in this, but she knows knothing about media, this kind of imagery at this kind of sophistication (although she certainly does have a knowledge of the importance of the promotion of the "imperial" leader through symbolism) or any sophistication about DC.

In fact none of the current White House staff do, with the exception of Rahmbo, and he has no conscience or morals.  The Chicago crowd Buppies on the White House staff are all first or maybe second generation wealth, all corrupt, and extremely tacky, Buppy Oreos.

With NO TASTE. Tacky, as they say in the south.  I'm surprised Michelle Obama didn't give the Indian Prime Minister a copy of Rudyard Kipling's "The Jungle Book".  For those of you who DON'T get the reference, the joke or the reference to the lack of Mrs. Obama's cultural sophistication, much less education, which depends far more on WHAT you learn than WHERE you went to school (much as she would like to pretend that she has it or can buy it, right along with "class"), Kipling was a British writer during the height of 1800's English Imperialist rule of "Inja," and while a good writer and sometimes sympathetic to the natives, usually an unapologetic booster of the Crown and British Imperialism.  Not to mention the British East India Company.  In other words the equivalent of giving Gordon Brown, The British Prime Minister, upon HIS arrival at the Obama White House, American movies you could pick up from Target on a format you can't play in England.

But certainly appropriate in this situation, if you have rotten dark humor like me, considering that both the East India Company and Michelle's  husband are doing  the same damn stupid things, two hundred years apart, a few hundred miles north.  And for the same reasons.  But we'll come back to that in a second.

Diplomatically, however, it would have been what those of us who do speak more than one language and do have a background in international affairs would call a major diplomatic faux pas.  Or, in translation, BIG NO NO.

But all of the above is completely lost, if not far above the heads of the elitist, rich Buppies (who got that way through corrupt activities) and white male twits on the make who now staff Obama's White House.  Plus kiss ass Washington insiders, white or black, who flushed their morals down the toilet long ago.  And began cashing in connections for greenbacks, no questions asked, well over a decade ago (see Rambo for starters).

You see why I left DC?

But back to the event and "who dunnit" and why.

I think it was Rambo, Obama and Axelturf's work.  With Stephanopolous on the side.  And Begala.  With of course Oprah.  And Anna Wintour (where is Bravo located, for one thing - New York in case you didn't know -  and who has the kind of pull to GET Bravo to get involved in this kind of stunt?  One word.  Oprah.  Who needs something to do now she's given up her own show and put Obama in the White House, and who's own demographics mirror to a T that damned reality show those two "party crashers" were supposedly "auditioning" for.)

Why do I think this?

For starters, what would an ex cheerleader for the Redskins know about Indian fashion (what was she wearing folks), much less how would she get access to the theme of the event in the first place to know how to dress so she would fit in so perfectly?   Better in fact than anyone except the real Indians in attendance.

And for those of you unfamiliar with Indian fashion, those were not cheap duds.

And if the MENU of the affair was considered a state secret, not to mention the guest list, which it was, you can bet your bottom dollar, that somebody spoke to someone else about what the theme of the event was going to be, not to mention arranged this whole thing on the QT in the first place.

Which means that our "gatecrashers" were plants seeded by the White House.  To sow suspicion, and grow toxic waste just as hazardous to your health as Mrs. Obama's toxic HAZMAT site on the White House lawn.  If not produce equally toxic byproduct for your consumption.  With equally toxic strategies in mind.

Elementary and logic, Dr. Watson.

These are not the kinds of things that are hard to figure out if you have a clue, an education and know where to look.

Or, if you know who's who, and who the White House keeps, um "Classified," if you know what I mean?  Especially in secret ops, and diversions.

Because if looking for finger prints, clues and evidence of perps at the scene of the "crime"  EVERYONE is a suspect.   And sorry for the very bad pun, but I'm really pissed at Obama about all of his crap on National Security, FOIA and FISA, and I couldn't resist.

What are you going to do?  Laugh or cry?

But back to our "gate crashers."

There is no way in hell this was an "accident" or even the work of two idiot "gatecrashers" on the make for their fifteen minutes of fame who, I also doubt would be able to talk their way into this event. Their IQ's aren't that high, for one thing to "talk their way in" which is one of the theories propounded at the moment by a White House reporter who knows damned well that this is impossible.  Even for Einstein.

Not that many of the other attendees were geniuses either, but they at least were celebrities.  These were rich, dumb idiots from one of the wealthiest suburbs of Northern Virginia with nothing to do with their time, and some connections, who decided that this would be a gas to try to pull off and pass off as a prank.

Spin again and try another answer on the "gate crasher" theory.  'Cause that one does not pass the laugh test.  Or as I say constantly the gas test.  In that it stinks.  Of corruption and deliberate media manipulation.  Commonly called manufactured propaganda.

Especially in the kind of distraction and propaganda this kind of thing has already created (i.e. were they terrorists, was the guy a Palestinian operative, was the President in any danger, etc. and if you don't believe me, just watch some of the unbelievably inane conversations on the links to the news coverage I've included in this article), while concealing something devious and at the same time really underhanded, but a connection very obvious to make.

And stinks of the tactics of Obama, Axelturf and Rambo.  With the tackiness of Michelle thrown in for good measure.  Why do I think so?  Keep reading.

That's their favorite kind of game and MO.

Psychopathology in politics is a very interesting subject. I recommend Reinhold Neihber's classic work on the topic about the psychopathology of politicians.

And if you look at the bottom of the link about the man's bio I've included above, guess who cites his work as his "fave."

But if you look at this FABULOUS clip, a true classic from when TV was really TV, and the interview while long by today's standards, excellent, unbiased, and eerily relevant in more ways than one, to modern events, you will see what I mean when, just like Bush, despite all that professed "brilliance," I think Obama is a bit like Otto in that truly fabulous film, "">A Fish Called Wanda" where he, unlike Bush actually read all the greats - he just, like his predecessor, who read the Cliff's notes instead, still didn't understand them.

But Neihber wrote a great deal about both religion and the psychopathology of politicians.  As well as morality in society in general.  I highly recommend this work,  ">"Moral Man and Immoral Society: A Study of Ethics and Politics (Library of Theological Ethics)" absolutely required homework and reading, if you're REALLY interested in understanding the inner workings and getting the 411 of what's yet to come from our head honcho.  And apparently a book Obama thinks he alone has read.  Because naturally he's superior to everyone else on the planet.

But just like Bush, who, for example thought my late uncle's phrase "Management by Objective" was to make himself as rich as possible by starting two wars right over the wealthiest oil fields in the world (Cost, what's that?  Taxpayer dollars aren't for infrastructure, they're for fighting wars.  Civil liberties?  Who needs them?  Down the toilet they go. And daddy may have paid for his education, (just like Obama's daddy helped him get into Harvard through legacy preferances and minority advantage) and both Obama and Bush read all the greats, but Bush, just like Obama sure doesn't seem to understand them.

Or deliberately twist them because they either think they can get away with it, or because they assume that nobody will catch them in the act.  Or are claiming they are above the law, because of expanded Executive Privilege.  Also known as BULLSHIT.

And despite all this crap surfacing lately in the mainstream media (written I notice by established, white male journalists with White House access, what a surprise)  about "give the man more time, the "mistakes" are just because he doesn't know what he's doing and therefore forgivable" blah, blah, blah, are wasting both your time and mine.

That's all crap.

They're just the same.

Obama is just as cynical, if not worse than Bush.

Because he ran on a lie.  He is literally on something like 515 campaign "promises broken ALREADY.  And what's worse, making not only a mockery of the Constitution and the presidency by his lawbreaking actions, but COMMODIZING IT.

And not only by the blatent product promotion of Google on the White House Website, but by literally, as of today, begun its own marketing efforts, hawking "can't be missed" Obama embossed winter fleece jackets.  No pun intended.  To fleece me of bucks I don't have since they're doing such a great job up there at the White House with job creation and civil rights for gimps. Not to mention, uh, security, if you really want me to run their noses in it.  Not that I'd ever be a walking billboard for that man in my life.

And now this crap.

I think this "gate crashing" story was a set up all along.  And another way of marketing the Obama brand, the Afghani war, the increased need for a security state (I mean "the safety of the President was never in danger right? gushed one reporter breathlessly) give me a break, and had several other nefarious motives behind it.  Planned not by two dingbat rednecks with money from the rich suburbs of Virginia, but the inner sanctums of  the White House itself.

But this is EXACTLY how tacky the very idea of "branding" a President is, not to mention undemocratic and dangerous, and why I'm opposed to the commoditization of the Presidency in the first place.

Just like there's a separation between church and state, and there's a separation and supposed balance of power between the Executive, the Judiciary and the Congressional branches of power.  Not to mention a suppposedly independent "Fourth Estate" (the press) to act as guard dog, the Presidency IS NOT FOR SALE.  Nor is the President a brand or a commodity.

Or some kind of reality show.

And neither is our Democracy.

So this "gatecrasher" BS is precisely that.  I've been to AIDS fundraisers where the security is tighter than that.

This was deliberate, and planned by the White House.  And Obama knows what he's doing.

And he's doing it very cynically.

And this Tinkerbell and Dingbat Cinderella Act at the White House Ball scenario was just another media event "insider photo op" set up for your amusement and distraction by the Disneyworld La La Land production section of the White House propaganda corps.  Not to mention another way to "brand" the presidency.

Don't believe me?  Okay.  Here's why I think so.

First of all, let's start with the obvious.  The gatecrashers are even claiming, through their attorney that they WERE CLEARED BY THE WHITE HOUSE TO BEGIN WITH, which makes this whole thing even MORE STUPID.

Not to mention suspicious.

But a great eye candy story to take your attention off of what is really going on.  Like the deployment of a great many U.S. troops just north of India next week in an area we still have not formally declared war in, are spending billions of dollars to fight phantoms in for no purpose whatsoever, are going to get our asses kicked, destabilize the region, and need those dollars at home even more.  But that is PRECISELY why the administration DOES NOT want you thinking about those issues.

They want you thinking about rich, bored ex cheerleaders who crash the White House state dinner party (and conveniently disappear right before dinner, knowing damned well they would run a greater risk of being caught, another piece of insider information that someone tipped them off to) again leading me to believe that this was not a, excuse the pun "lone gate crasher" operation.

I told you.

I read the MF as in POTUS, not to mention the witch that is FLOTUS, like there is no tomorrow, now that I know where both are coming from.  I have been consistently right, since I made the fatal flaw of NOT paying attention to the many bells that should have tipped me off last year, and voted for him anyway. And thought Michelle's moving stories about her dad would move her ass on the disability issue.

And then watched, to my horror, as Obama appointed Rahmbo as Chief Pitball. And as for Michelle?  Well, let's put it this way.  Mom-in-Chief, much less showing up at the Vatican in a veil, is hardly my idea of being the epitome of the modern role model for women.   And as much as I despise her politics and her guts, and think she's as dumb as a plank (but given Michelle's screw ups to date, I'm not so sure she's superior in the IQ department either, despite those Ivies), and certainly just as corrupt as this administration, Sarah Palin has a lot more going for her.

At least she's not dressed up as a Saint.  She's a badass bitch from hell and she doesn't care who knows it.  At least she's HONEST about it.  And doesn't put on this BS piety act in public while bitching about how difficult it is to keep two kids in private school at $20K per kid per year plus piano lessons of another $10K per year each, and then take quarter million dollar date nights to New York on the taxpayer dime, wear tennis shoes that cost TWICE as much as those on disability benefits recieved in the bailout (the least any demographic received under the bailout) and rent vacation houses in exclusive enclaves that cost as much per WEEK as the medium annual salary is for the average American worker.  If they still do have a job that is.  All the time talking about her pious understanding of what it meant to grow up poor.  And how her heart bleeds for those poor Americans out of work.  Thanks to her husband's stupid economic policies.

Thanks, lady, but we don't need another Evita Peron.  Stick it where the sun don't shine.

I AM FED UP, with the lies, hypocrisy, deceit, illusions, and smoke and mirrors.

And this latest incident is just another example.  So I thought I would dissect it for you.

But back to Obama.  Since the naming of Rambo to Head White House Bully, it's all been downhill ever since.  On rocket propelled jet skis.

Having worked in DC for well over a decade, both on the Hill and in the national press, including for international news AT White House pressers (i.e. inside the gates of the White House) even before 9/11, there is absolutely NO way that anyone could "crash" the White House.

Especially during a HIGH SECURITY EVENT.

Especially this kind of event and under these circumstances.   Especially during these times.

Not even Desiree Rogers (the White House Social Secretary) is that dumb although of course bravely falling on her sword in media reports, like all the White House staff are supposed to do in the service of the Massah, (although that is no defense of her IQ, which is somewhere around that of her dresses).

The people I feel sorriest for are the Secret Service guys, who are predictably going to pay the highest price for a plan cooked up at what I suspect is real estate very close to if not in the Oval Office itself.

While I'm no fan of testosterone addled, paramilitary outfits and people who work for them, which is basically what the secret service is, I do have respect for the folks who guard the President.

Who, while their heads may not hold the largest brains on the planet and may not be the brightest beans in the basket (although their other heads, at least those of the male persuasion, are quite impressive, I have to say, from personal experience, having dated a few during my tenure in DC, but just like I refused to give my gay (male) friends any salacious details, much as they begged, such details will remain a national security secret in blog form as well, DO NOT make such dumb mistakes as letting people talk their way into White House State Dinners with foriegn heads of state, high ranking U.S. officials and other VIPs in attendance.  Particularly this foriegn head of state.  Particularly right now.  We'll get back to that in a sec if you don't see where I'm going with that one.

However, let's just put it this way.  While the heads they really think impressed the hell out of me, (in reality it was the other ones they have, do not expose in public, and not of the cranial variety that did) they do know how to do their jobs.

Which are EXTREMELY DANGEROUS.  24/7.

Which means they are very well trained before ever getting the White House assignment.  Especially on nights when high ranking domestic AND foriegn heads of state and CEOs and VIPs will be present.

They are very brave, well trained, and operate on autopilot to do things like body frisk you, naked, with or without a warrant, in two seconds flat,  if they have the slightest reason to think that you are not supposed to be where you are and you are a "threat," which trust me, they are much better trained to identify than say Fox News, however much they aren't exactly the people I'd go say recruiting rocket scientists from, and I suppose picked for their unswerving unthinking ability to do just one thing.

Protect the head of state and his or her family.  No questions asked, no excuses allowed.  And literally, no bullet dodged.  And no idiots with no ID and no names on ANY guest list, allowed in the door.  No matter how much sweet talking occurs, or cash flashed, unless the right ID is shown and the right names are on the right lists.

Because their job, when one's natural instinct is to duck and run for cover when one hears gunshots, is to literally throw themselves IN FRONT OF THE BULLET or whatever danger du jour potentially confronts the President.  Which no minor White House flunky has the authority to overrrule.  Again as some idiotic DC White House reporters are even mentioning, when again, they know better.

And the Secret Service does this as a matter of course.  Even if they think personally, the man they are putting their lives on the line for is a lying snot.

They are not allowed to even let their own personal political or religious beliefs, much less excuses,  get in the way of literally putting their lives on the line for the Commander in Chief.

That's why they get my respect. And those who are blaming them for this little escapade get nothing but my scorn.

So say what you will about their IQ, but it's a job I couldn't do.  They are brave and put their lives on the line EVERY DAY.

And why this "blame the secret security staff BS" makes me so steamed. I'm not saying that mistakes don't happen.  But this is part of an unfortunate and oft recurring pattern of this administration...and right on the heels of the departure of the White House Chief Counsel.

Who Obama blamed for Gitmo, when it was clearly his fault.  And is also a part of another pattern.  The rampant elitism and classism of the White House.  Not to mention the "blame the fart on the dog in the room" when Obama needs to lay off a screw up on somebody else.

Obama is always blaming someone else for his fuckups and that's when he expects someone to fall on a sword.  That's why I am beginning to really despise him.  And why he's so dangerous.  So far every time he's needed a victim, he's got one to volunteer.   That's the sign of something far worse.

And for this kind of thing to happen at an event like this is even MORE suspicious.

It's like the Reichstaag Fire for those of you with any sense.  Or understanding of history and manipulation of imagery for propagandistic purposes in politics.

This is just the modern day version.  For various nefarious political, propaganda and other purposes which are just as destructive.

And this crap about "investigating" the White House secret service's supposed failure is exactly that.  And what's worse is that the national DC press corps, especially White House reporters, who are reporting on this story, all know that.

They know, as well as I do, and anyone who has ever been anywhere inside the front gates of 1600 Penn, let alone the FRONT DOOR of the White House, knows you are entering Fort Knox.

And practically need your social security number, plus other unassailable ID tattooed on various body parts.  EVEN THE PRESS COULDN'T GET IN THAT NIGHT.

And trust me, with a real press pass, from a mainstream news outlet, or even semi respectible news outlet, and know what you are doing, you can practically get away with murder in DC.  Figuratively speaking of course.

BUT......there is ABSOLUTELY NO FLIPPING WAY that an unknown couple who, let's face it, look like trashy Northern WHITE Virgininian Republicans, (in fact the woman in question WAS a cheerleader for the big DC sports team, the Redskins) and the breaking news is confirming this, (you see I am a very accurate, if cynical ex um "escapee," shall we say ex denizen and commentator) could get in, much less get their names announced, at the event, without somebody checking out and authenticating some ID.  See the picture below?  Disagree with my assessment?

My point exactly.

While I've done my fair share of fancy talking and distracting to get into places I wasn't supposed to be, (as all good investigative reporters learn how to develop those skills if they want to get the real low down on what the government is covering up) getting into State Dinners at the White House, past multiple security checks and guest lists and ID checks with BOTH White House personnel (with MAJOR 'TUDE towards white people who aren't celebrities) and secret service security staff at each step of the way doesn't pass the credibility test with me.  Or the laugh or the gas test for that matter.

To put this in perspective, I'm the ONLY independent filmmaker to get onto the base of Fort Benning, the infamous American army base in Georgia that was also home to The School of the America's (also known as the School of Coups) which had the distinction of training if not directly causing ALL of the coups and overthrowing all of the democratically elected governments in every country south of our border for at least sixty years and causing things like the slaughter of innocent nuns engaged in humanitarian work throughout our Southern Hemisphere during the entire Cold War (at your expense).   Isn't that how you want YOUR taxpayer dollars spent?  But of course, despite the excuse that this was a program necessary to "defend" Americans from the "Communist Threat" kept secret from the American public for most of its existance.

For our own safety of course.

Which is why getting on base was, no pun intended, such a coup to pull off.  And why I know a thing or two about getting into classified, high security, no access to the general public, much less THE PRESS, places.

So take it from a pro at getting in where you're not supposed to go, there is absolutely NO WAY that I could have pulled this stunt off, without some "unofficial" help from the inside.

And trust me, while the White House is secure, it ain't an army base that houses a National Security Secret, Black Budget and highly classified military (and CIA) Program.  Not even close.

And in fact, as several of these news reports I've linked to seem to indicate, it appears they may have been "unofficially" invited anyway.  Which is again, one of those typical, underhanded Rambo/Obama/Axelrod moves.  Remember all that confusion about who contacted the Governor of Illinois over Obama's senate seat?  Doesn't this sound just a tad familiar?

Along with the fact that rather conveniently, who are these "dangerous" gate crashers shown next to?  Well apart from the female CEO of Pepsico India,as seen below....

which is rather convenient product placement for both a domestic and an Indian audience (if you recall that intense "policy" debate from earlier this year about whether White House staffers preferred Coke over Pepsi, like who cares, except a very product and brand conscious White House),  Obama, as seen here....

and in this picture......

and also video, Biden and Rambo.

Gosh, what a coincidence.  Don't you think?  But again, one more piece of evidence, Colonel Mustard that this whole thing was a SETUP.

The dead body and the Candelabra are in the Kitchen.  Thus my filing this under the Open Call Tag.  Not to mention this was a WHITE HOUSE DINNER.

And this is even MORE suspicious when you consider the circumstances under which it took place.

Consider, this was a White House state dinner hosting the INDIAN head of state.  Who for those of you weak in geography, is the country just south of Pakistan, and in fact used to be one and the same country.  And the entire region is just to the south of a country you might of heard about in the news lately called AFGHANISTAN where Obama is about to do the absolutely DUMBEST THING ON THE PLANET and send more troops to go fight Vietnam II, Revenge of Mount Everest.

Where we are going to get our ASSES kicked.  And in fact I think this whole gate crasher thing is one big diversion for that troop deployment, along with something else or two.  That is how Obama operates.

ON TOP OF THAT, these two diptwits are "being considered" (yeah right, the ink was drying on their contracts) and in fact, as this news report, as in others, reveals, were actually being filmed the entire day before they made their White House entrance getting ready for their "break in" BY BRAVO as they were getting ready for the escapade, which makes this even MORE FISHY) for the "reality show" in question and sure enough, there was Bravo, wading right into the middle of the Brew ha ha as soon as the news even BROKE saying they were going to run with this.

Come on folks.  Wake up.  You don't need to have worked in TV to know that these things don't happen "by accident."  Or "coincidence."

UH UH.  Trust me, if you still hold on to that naive thought, try a tin foil hat to keep the solar rays from Mars out.  Works ocassionally (like once in a blue moon), and the neighbors only look at you funny most of the time.

The fact is that network channels DON'T operate like that.

Plus, if the White House is so worried about "terrorists" that we are spending an absolute fortune to literally bleed this country dry to go fight them in lands far, far away, suspend our civil liberties at home, not to mention beats up a gimp (me) at a TOWN HALL MEETING ON HEALTHCARE IN NEW YORK CITY, for merely telling the meeting organizer that his facts were incorrect (I was right, he was wrong) resulting in an NYPD police report documenting CRIMINAL ASSAULT AND BATTERY that the Federal Justice Department has yet to investigate and keeps hanging up on me, and the White House is "embarrassed" about THIS incident, and "considering" dropping charges all the while making noises about "felony acts", which they will never do anything about, with of course the conservative news channels like Fox talking about things like "domestic terrorist threats" (trust me it will never get that far and the White House knows that too much embarressing stuff will come out)  to the point of not even discussing to date forbidding those pictures from airing on the internet "discovering" the perps as it was put on the internet (exactly who was doing any investigating in the first place or why, or knew where to look, (which raises even more disturbing questions about say FISA and electronic monitoring) or lack of any threats from the White House about say putting a ban on any TV network from airing the misadventures of those two, in either still pictures, taking them down from the "perp's" webpage, or forbidding the news from carrying the video of the event, especially given the teeth baring fights the White House is engaging in with Fox right now, and Mrs. Obama is making such a big deal about an unflattering picture of her showing up on a Google search (and Google actually backing off and removing it) are you KIDDING ME?

This was a set up folks.

FROM THE INSIDE.

If you STILL think that this was an "accident" or a "prank" by two idiots seeking their 15 minutes of fame, and not a deliberate distraction created by say Axelturf/Rahmbo/Michelle and Obama to give fairly uneducated, definately politically and visually if not unprepared for this kind of sophisticated propoganda machine - i.e. supposedly what the White House will and is prepared to do, dollars to doughnuts, which is paint or create one way or another, as a paternalistic, noblesse oblige, drop all charges (if any are even pressed) way to let middle Americans have an "inside" albeit pretty low brow if you ask me, voyeuristic peek at a "high society White House event," as well as to divert mainstream America's attention from what Obama is about to do next week, what do you think they were doing?

Embarressing themselves on purpose?

I mean who is the demographic for Real American Housewives....?

Martians?

Bravo has some GREAT shows....but that one ....I can't stand.

Nevertheless, this was a set up. And a distraction.  As well as convenient propoganda.

Call me paranoid, call me stupid, call me anything you want, but I've seen this show before. It's a rerun, if not in content, then in purpose.

It's called propoganda, and distraction, you dumb morons at the White House, who think you are so much more clever than the rest of us.

And welcome to the world of Obama manipulation mind f*cks.

SNAP.

That's the sound of a little Obama rat who's been figuratively caught in a Marguerite rat death trap.  It's little toes are still wiggling.   And it's tail is still twitching.   I hope it suffers a long,  slow and agonizing painful death.

I'm not a sadist, by the way, and I love animals. Even rodents.   In fact I have a mouse in part time residence in my studio apartment.  We cohabitate rather well. His name is Newton.  He has good manners and there is mutual respect.  So please, no PETA threats for that last analogy.

The above latter reference was a metaphorical literary parallel to display my disgust with this presidency.

I know this MF, very well.  And have been calling him and his mindset accurately, ever since the appointment of Emmanuel.

Which was the first sign that something was going seriously wrong.  Not that I didn't have some niggling doubts during the campaign last year.

FISA and throwing out the promise to stick with public financing were understandable.  Or at least that is what I told myself.  And excused Obama for it.  I heard it from sources I still have on the Hill that Obama's arm was twisted on the FISA legislation.  And I know damned well how deep the RNC's pockets are.  I was willing to forgive him that too.

And there were other little things too that were vaguely disturbing.

But I was also very distracted last year.  So I paid them no attention. No candidate is ever perfect.  And look at what the alternatives were.  Especially after Edwards dropped out.  And look at what happened there.  And I still think that HE was also set up in California.  By the same team who brought us THIS scenario.  The fingerprints seem to match rather well.

I told you, after the election, I've done some investigating, partly in just writing these blogs, and especially given the way I've been treated.  And what I'm seeing.  And I REALLY don't like what is going on.   Which is the understatement of the year.

And I mean I was REALLY DISTRACTED last year.  Like developing a life changing disability thanks to my ex employer, filing an EEOC case against a very big bank and dealing with a few other battles of equal shall we say "intensity."  While fighting for literal economic survival.  Which I still am.

But this time, it's the White House I'm directly fighting.  THIS ONE.  Among other Goliaths, essentially on my own and penniless because the god damned government has taken it all all away.  And destroyed my life in the process.  As in obliterate.  And beat me up on top of that.

So I missed things I wouldn't normally have done during the election.  Or explained them away.  As I never would have done otherwise.  I've worked in national politics for too long.  I know DC like the back of my hand.  It's not a boast.  It's what happens when you waste your youth in national politics in DC.

So if 2008 had been a normal year, I would have been a little more suspicious.  Not to mention done my homework.  And a little less elated upon election day.  With far fewer hopes.  And frankly, far less pissed off now.

But 515 campaign promises gone south in less than ten months Obama has been in office and now this?

With Obama "selling" the escalation of Afghanistan next week to "his base?" as one reporter put it.  Are they nuts?

And the blood on the pavement still not dry from Fort Hood?

Folks, you've got to be FUCKING KIDDING.

This was arranged propoganda.  Called a distraction. For a reason.

Call me nuts.

Call me ANY name in the book all you want.   But been there, done that, seen it before.

You want reality TV?

Tell the kids in Afghanistan to start sending their cell phone pictures and videos via wireless internet of what is really going on on a daily basis to the world via any other service EXCEPT YOU TUBE (they lose their intellectual property rights).   G3 phones shoot video clips you can send via email and you can put right on your website.

If the White House really wants to play this stupid game, we can give them REALITY TV they will never forget.  IN THEIR FACE.  That trust me, will be far more embarressing and "dangerous" to the Obama presidency because of his lying BS than any suburban couple who wanted their 15 minutes of fame. And apparently coordinated with both the White House and a network to get it.

And dollars to doughnuts somebody at the White House new media department, along with someone higher up, struck a bargain with Bravo to cook this whole thing up to begin with.

You want reality TV folks, it's time we started watching the channel where the action is really happening.

Instead of being deliberately distracted.

Like the dog....you know...the oldest trick in the book to fool the stupid pooch?  Fake throw the stick and watch ol' Spot run half way across the yard  before he turns around and says 'huh?'  And they you really throw the stick....the other way.

There is a channel of reality TV that America should be watching.  Several of them in fact.  One is Channel Afghanistan.   And don't forget Channel Iraq.  One is Channel Wall Street.  One is Channel Foreclosures and Evictions.  One is the Rising Tide of Jobs Lost & Ain't Coming Back.  One is Channel Global Warming.

And I'm just getting started.  I'm a damned network....a whole series of programming.

But the fact is that Bravo, not to mention the rest of mainstream corporate TV, doesn't cover those shows.  Although maybe it should start.

And the fact that I also have a proposal that is widely circulated AT the White House as well as key cabinet level offices mentioning a reality Bravo show tie in for one of MY projects, so far both conspicuously ignored, and has gotten me beaten up, physically intimidated, threatened in writing, my civil rights violated, and of course completely blacklisted, BY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT, INCLUDING THE WHITE HOUSE, is also rather interesting.  Especially in that this is ANOTHER idea that they've stolen from me.  While my phone remains strangely silent on that proposal.

So for all these reasons folks,  to believe anything but "sucker, you've been had," is to be drinking what is known as Kool Aide.

And look at what happened to them.

The ones in Guyana, and the ones here, if you don't WAKE UP.

Happy Turkey Day Folks.  A day or so late.  Consider these the leftovers.

Do you want to be the Turkey for NEXT YEAR's date?  Or the one who gets excused from that fate?

Time to start doing some waking up.  If you haven't already.

In other words, flip the dial.  Turn the switch.  Tune it out.  If not TURN CHANNEL OBAMA OFF ALTOGETHER.

And organize for REAL CHANGE we believe in.

Otherwise, you will be turkeys, if not dinner, for somebody, by this time next year.  With NOTHING to be thankful for.

And that's a reality that probably nobody will even bother filming.

Unless of course you plan on setting yourself on fire outside the White House gates.  And even then they'll probably call you a Tibetan terrorist, so I wouldn't recommend it.  Bravo will be off filming Virginia Housewives II, Michelle will be doing some other Muppets does Hazmat on the White House Lawn Experiment, and Barack, well, I'm sure he'll be bombing Iran by then.  Which although I didn't include it on the map, is also conveniently the neighbor immediately to the left of what country?

Afghanistan.

WHAT A COINCIDENCE.  Right?

And we'll all be out of work, don't worry.

Reality Show "White House Break In" my ass.

Even that's been done before (remember NIXON) by a White House who thinks it's so brilliant everything it does is, as rightly mocked by a very cynical reporter the other day, as "unprecedented" and "original" and of course never done before, when it's clearly old hat.

With mildew growing on it.

Even this little stunt.  Ever heard of Watergate?

How stupid does Obama really think Americans are?  Or how brilliant, in comparison to the rest of the world does he think he is?

That's the really scary thing, isn't it?   Because people carried away with their own ideas of how brilliant they are usually make the biggest mistakes.  I learned long ago that the definition of stupidity was self professed brilliance.  See Exhibit A in the Oval Office.

And we don't need any more stupid and entirely avoidable "oops."  Which weren't really, although they are of course, being played that way.  Now.  However, if you recall even just ten months ago, this administration has been continually warned DO NOT ENTER.  DANGER.  And then promptly blacklisted, if not beaten up, even those who offer constructive criticism.  While breaking CRIMINAL LAW, not to mention civil rights, to do it.

Unfortunately we're about to get even more of them.

Escalation in Afghanistan is just the latest in a line of very avoidable and so far disastrous Waterloos.

You want to watch Reality TV?

Tell the White House to go jump in a lake and send NO to the War emails to all your elected reps, local, state and federal.  Not to mention the White House.

And start getting off your asses and doing something about it.  Plus of course the other issues Obama's screwing up.

You shouldn't be watching TV anyway. There's far too much to do, and we don't need any more couch potatoes.

So turn off the dial and turn up the heat.  And get off your asses and start go kicking some.

Unless you'd prefer to start selecting what kind of stuffing you'd like to be accessorized with as next year's turkey.  I hear cranberry sauce is a nice condiment.

Your choice, Pilgrims.  Now or never.

As for me and Tonto, well, we're heading out, as fast as we can, from this shit eating, one horse country.

Gee up, boy.  Let's get going.

Because the natives of this rinky dink Banana Republic are all bloodthirsty, stupid, cannibals, ignorant and or uneducated, deaf, oblivious, will not learn whatever you do, say or write, and as a result are therefore just as dangerous as the murderous leaders they "elect."

Or asleep.  What is the difference?

Because if they accept it, it means the White House has won.

And Democracy?

RIP.  So long buddy.  Nice knowing ya.

"Interesting governing and social experiment," I can hear the social anthropologists of say two millenium into the future, "but not to be wasted on such idiotic neanderthal primitives."

And if you have any doubts about MY perspective on looking back and analyzing the perspective of cultures long ago, my other paternal uncle began unlocking the secrets and translating The Dead Sea Scrolls in his book on the subject, ">The Dead Sea Scriptures.  A document created by another society ruled by decidedly undemocratic Kings and Queens, that included slavery (who do you think built the Pyramids) and went extinct because of its own dead weight and unsustainable policies.

You want the Constitution to be compared to the Dead Sea Scrolls?  Keep going America.  Because that's where we're headed.

Won't that be a fun "Reality TV" show.  That trust me, you won't have the luxury of watching from the comfort of your lazy boy recliner on your spanking new HDTV.  Because you won't be around  to see it.

 BREAKING UPDATE:   I KNEW THERE WAS MORE TO THIS STORY THAN MET THE EYE. 

BEEN AROUND THE SMELL OF THE POTOMOC TOO LONG NOT TO HAVE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE.  TOLD YOU, ALL YE UNBELIEVERS.  THIS IS A SETUP.   BLAME THE FART ON THE DOG IN THE LIVING ROOM.  NOT THE ONE THAT DELT IT.

BREAKING UPDATE II:  BLOG POSTING JUST MADE LAW.COM!  YEE HA!  UNDER A SPONSORED POSTING.....BY PEPSI.   Hmmmm that wouldn't lend cred to any of my theories now, would it?  Like say the picture of our gatecrashers with the head of India Pepsico?  NAH....nothing to do with it.....naturally.  Pure coincidence.  That's the way things ALWAYS HAPPEN IN DC.  Right?

BREAKING UPDATE III:  SAY IT AIN'T SO!!!!!  NEWSFLASH

Well apparently, the "gatecrashers" at the White House weren't such "strangers at the ball" after all...and my original suspicions WERE CORRECT. 

It appears that Mr. Obama's friendship with the Saladi's stretches back about five years, and look who is gathered together here (and the date) although Ms. Saladi's credentials are a bit different than recently advertised in DC.  I guess everyone stretches the truth in Mr. Obama's world.   But then again, she's not THE PRESIDENT.

HMMMMM.  What was that again about AN INSIDE JOB? 

Mr. Obama, I believe you need some, um "plumbers" was the word Mr. Nixon used.  Or at least an ORIGINAL EXCUSE FOR A LIE. SINCE EVERYTHING YOU GUYS DO IS UNPRECEDENTED.

Yeah, I guess this one kind of takes the cake, doesn't it?

But please don't blame the Secret Service.  I told you they would take the fall after all.  Even if they weren't responsible.  

OR WHY DON'T YOU JUST STOP LYING, PERIOD?  AND JUST TELL US THE WHOLE DAMNED TRUTH. 

AS THEY SAY, A PICTURE SAYS A THOUSAND WORDS.  AND THIS ONE IS RATHER DAMNING.  AND I'D SAY IS A DAMNED BIG LIE-BRARY.

J'ACCUSE, MONSIEUR.  CAUGHT IN THAT RAT TRAP INDEED.  I THINK THE TAIL MIGHT STILL BE WIGGLING A BIT.

SNAP, SNAP. 

Caught in your own damned trap. 

Did  you really think nobody would find THIS PICTURE?  I KNOW IT IS FIVE YEARS OLD, DRESSED UP FOR AN EVENT LAST YEAR, BUT THE INTERNET HAS BEEN AROUND FOR A LOT LONGER THAN THAT....MR IT PRESIDENT..

OOPS.  What's the Missus going to say now? 

Have a Kobe handy? 

Or was she in on the act too?  'Cause last I heard she was pissed.  But then so again, rumor had it you were too.  Or was THAT ALL an act? 

Jesus.  They both lie 24/7.  Where is the TRUTH & HOPE WE CAN BELIEVE IN CHANNEL?  I THINK IT'S TIME FOR A CHANGE. 

DON'T YOU?