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Mariann Aalda

Mariann Aalda
Location
NY-LA-Chicago, USA
Birthday
May 07
Title
Writer-Actress-Comedienne
Company
SitMyAssDownComedy, Inc.
Bio
As a humorist (and humanist!) my goal is to change the paradigm on aging...one laugh at a time. 'Cause if it's true what they say about laughter being the the best medicine, then baby, I'm gonna keep writing prescriptions!!!

MY RECENT POSTS

MARCH 13, 2013 5:47PM

Mortality Bites!

One Day at a Time star Bonnie Franklin’s  recent death at 69 and Rhoda’s Valerie Harper’s impending one at 73 have thrown me into a tizzy.

Awhile back, when my friends started bemoaning turning 40, my common retort to them was: “Hey, you’ve got two options…yRead full post »

DECEMBER 27, 2012 1:40PM

Django, Unplugged

If, in Quentin Tarantino’s new cinematic indictment of slavery, Jamie Foxx’s quest to rescue and reunite with his wife (who has been sold off to another plantation as punishment for the two of them trying to escape) is an amplification of the Prince Charming myth, most black women will te… Read full post »

DECEMBER 14, 2012 6:16AM

"Talk To Me, Ginger!"

       After committing to making my move from LA to NYC a permanent one, I blogged about my run-in with a pothole this summer that broke my foot in three places and sidelined me for five months.

        There's an old saying that "an idle mind is… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 10, 2012 2:55PM

RACISM: Liberals Understand It Now.

Previously, they had thought that…

The Cosby Show signaled the end of it…the deification of Oprah signaled the end of it…Vanessa Williams chosen to be the first black Miss America signaled the end of it…Halle Berry winning an Academy Award signaled the end of it.  AnRead full post »

SEPTEMBER 28, 2012 10:46AM

Help The Great MacDaddy Ride Again!!!

 
Click on the Photo
&
Find Out How You Can Help
Back to  Broadway!!!
 
SEPTEMBER 26, 2012 4:43PM

It's About the Down Ticket Races...

Voter jpg
SEPTEMBER 13, 2012 9:14AM

The Political Agenda of My Left Foot

My Left FootMy left foot recently found its way into a scooped-out section of a Brooklyn crosswalk resulting in what is known as a Jones Fracture – which can be a career-killer for professional dancers and athletes.  Fortunately, I am neither…just an actress-writer-comedienne.  OcRead full post »

SEPTEMBER 9, 2012 6:59PM

A Tribute To Sandra Fluke

Up Yours!
 
MEN: IN CASE YOU THINK THE MOVEMENT TO LEGISLATE WOMEN'S BODIES IS A "WOMAN'S ISSUE" ONLY, YOU MIGHT
WANT TO RETHINK THAT, CAUSE...

If they legislate,

prepare to masturbate.

So think about it baby...won'tcha please? 

 

You'll be a Jack with no Jill

if I can'tRead full post »

When I got this email from my friend, Adria Dawn...
 
Will this be me when I'm older? I can only hope so!!  
lol- Adria
 
...I was excited! But watching this video she sent me from ADVANCED STYLE , I became less so.
 
I'm
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Don Cheadle's new showtime comedy, House of Lies is aggressively raunchy but also agressively funny in  its indictment of the "One Percent."

Saw the promos and was hoping to like it.  Five minutes into the first episode, I thought: "ugh...I hate it!"  But I watched it all the way… Read full post »

Leaving for NC to visit the g-kids next week and then on to NYC to do some pre-production on M.O.I.S.T.!  --  and since NYC is the stand-up comedy capitol of the world, I'll be working on that, as well...with lotsa new material! 

Also working on a two-month deadline to finish the… Read full post »

Well, I suppose a girl could think “I’ve made it!” as a stand-up when a seemingly innocuous bit of social commentary generates enough heat to land her on Rush Limbaugh's Exposed! watch list. Then, again, one could think (as I do): “Hunh?!?”
 
OCTOBER 28, 2011 8:21PM

I Used To Be Black...

Here I am with my stand-up comedy crew performing at Chicago's Lincoln Lodge.  Click on the photo to catch my 5-minute set...which will also explain the title of this blog entry! 

My Standup Crew

LL is a very popular comedy club...click on the link below to see what SNL cast member also recently/… Read full post »

     
         I miss Andy Rooney on Sunday nights.  I didn't always agree with him (or even understand the point he was trying to make) but his whimsical ruminations were proof enough to me that the line between wit and "WTF?" is a very, very tRead full post »
Scientific "proof" that Black women are less attractive than women of other races?
 
Really?!!?  In 2011? Even when we have a beautiful Black woman in the White House  as our First Lady?  An "academic" is still "tryin' to perpetrate" this b.s.!?  
 
Oh, Oprah, how I wish… Read full post »
MAY 16, 2011 1:20PM

Why I Hate* Stephen Hawking

 

 In Today's Headlines:  "Physicist Stephen Hawing Rejects Heaven or Afterlife as a Fairy Tale"

Story..."http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2011/05/cosmologist-stephen-hawking-rejects-heaven-or-afterlife-as-a-fairy-story/1  

Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking Pict… Read full post »

So many of the news articles and posts  in the blogosphere since ABC’s decision to cancel All My Children and One Life to Live have referenced the O.J. Simpson trial as signaling the end of the era of the soap opera that I feel compelled to comment -- from the perspective… Read full post »

Mother's Day is less than two weeks away, so as a special public service, I'm gonna help you fellas out...listen and learn from the advice Iona and I shared with this husband who came to see our show and had concerns about how he could "keep mama happy!"  Btw, we finished… Read full post »

JANUARY 12, 2010 2:38PM

The Rebirth of a Career

NOVEMBER 2, 2009 5:54AM

COMING SOON...AND AGAIN!!!

To anyone who might still be following my blog (or who has been checking in from time to time to see wassup), co-writing, producing and starring in "MOIST!" my new show with Iona Morris has kept me waaaaaayyy to busy to blog. But, it's been worth it.  Our 12-performance run

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AUGUST 6, 2009 1:50PM

"Tasty Words" -- VINTAGE

 

I read/performed the following essay last night at Wendy Hammer’s monthly “literary salon.”  The night’s topic was “VINTAGE: WOMEN WHO GET BETTER WITH AGE.” 

SEX AND THE SEASONED WOMAN  

When I began to experience the “earRead full post »

Much-married character to hook up with younger man on ‘All My Children’

Image: Susan Lucci, Cameron Mathison in
                                 &nbs…

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Typical Baby Boomers? Can't we all just be Facebook friends, man? Baby Boomers in their colorful native garb.
This is the question Robert Strohmeyer asks (and answers) in PC WORLD.
 
On the plus (?) side the article says:
 
"That boomers dramatically alter the social networks they adopt should come as no surprise, according to Lee Rainie, director of the Pew
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