OCCUPY YOUR VAGINA!!!
Mariann Aalda
- Location
- NY-LA-Chicago, USA
- Birthday
- May 07
- Title
- Writer-Actress-Comedienne
- Company
- SitMyAssDownComedy, Inc.
- Bio
- As a humorist (and humanist!) my goal is to change the paradigm on aging...one laugh at a time.
'Cause if it's true what they say about laughter being the the best medicine, then baby, I'm gonna keep writing prescriptions!!!
MY RECENT POSTS
- Just Short of Vajazzling the
Va-jay-jay...
January 11, 2012 11:39AM - Don Cheadle: Sweet Cheeks &
Balls to the Wall!
January 09, 2012 12:55PM - Reinvention: Necessity is a
Mother ------!
January 05, 2012 11:46AM - Comedy Makes Strange Political
Bedfellows
December 21, 2011 06:01AM - I Used To Be Black...
October 28, 2011 06:47PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Do you ever get the
feeling that the declaration
of
anthropological discovery
of…”
October 31, 2011 10:29PM - “Okay, a finely sculpted
uh, "appendage"
notwithstanding, I'd
have to
sa…”
April 29, 2010 07:43PM - “This too shall
pass...just hang in
there!!!
I'd like to
share with you the
advic…”
January 12, 2010 07:01AM - “Thanks for the
comment...and thanks for the
info...I'm gonna
check it out.
Yeah,…”
June 13, 2009 02:34PM - “Has anybody else noticed
that Laura's lost that
glassy-eyed
(medicated?)
"S…”
June 10, 2009 04:17PM
Mariann Aalda's Links
Just Short of Vajazzling the Va-jay-jay...
Don Cheadle: Sweet Cheeks & Balls to the Wall!
Don Cheadle's new showtime comedy, House of Lies is aggressively raunchy but also agressively funny in its indictment of the "One Percent."
Saw the promos and was hoping to like it. Five minutes into the first episode, I thought: "ugh...I hate it!" But I watched it all the way… Read full post »
Reinvention: Necessity is a Mother ------!
Leaving for NC to visit the g-kids next week and then on to NYC to do some pre-production on M.O.I.S.T.! -- and since NYC is the stand-up comedy capitol of the world, I'll be working on that, as well...with lotsa new material!
Also working on a two-month deadline to finish the… Read full post »
Comedy Makes Strange Political Bedfellows
I Used To Be Black...
Here I am with my stand-up comedy crew performing at Chicago's Lincoln Lodge. Click on the photo to catch my 5-minute set...which will also explain the title of this blog entry!
LL is a very popular comedy club...click on the link below to see what SNL cast member also recently/… Read full post »
Not Your Mama's Andy Rooney...or Your Daddy's NPR
"Empirical Evidence" that Black Women Are Less Attractive?!
Why I Hate* Stephen Hawking
In Today's Headlines: "Physicist Stephen Hawing Rejects Heaven or Afterlife as a Fairy Tale"
Story..."http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2011/05/cosmologist-stephen-hawking-rejects-heaven-or-afterlife-as-a-fairy-story/1

Stephen Hawking Pict… Read full post »
THE WHITE FORD BRONCO THAT ATE PINE VALLEY
So many of the news articles and posts in the blogosphere since ABC’s decision to cancel All My Children and One Life to Live have referenced the O.J. Simpson trial as signaling the end of the era of the soap opera that I feel compelled to comment -- from the perspective… Read full post »
How To Mend a Broken Heart: Making a Deadline a Lifeline
How to REALLY Make Mama Happy on Mother's Day!
Mother's Day is less than two weeks away, so as a special public service, I'm gonna help you fellas out...listen and learn from the advice Iona and I shared with this husband who came to see our show and had concerns about how he could "keep mama happy!" Btw, we finished… Read full post »
The Rebirth of a Career
I haven't posted in my blog for awhile, being busy… Read full post »
COMING SOON...AND AGAIN!!!
To anyone who might still be following my blog (or who has been checking in from time to time to see wassup), co-writing, producing and starring in "MOIST!" my new show with Iona Morris has kept me waaaaaayyy to busy to blog. But, it's been worth it. Our 12-performance run
… Read full post »"Tasty Words" -- VINTAGE
I read/performed the following essay last night at Wendy Hammer’s monthly “literary salon.” The night’s topic was “VINTAGE: WOMEN WHO GET BETTER WITH AGE.”
SEX AND THE SEASONED
WOMAN
When I began to experience the “ear… Read full post »
Erica Kane becoming TV’s ultimate cougar
Are Baby Boomers Killing Facebook and Twitter?
An Aversion to "MOIST!?"...Uhhh, "DRY" Is Better?!!!
SOMEBODY 'SPLAIN THIS TO ME, LUCY...
Monday, Oct. 29, 2007 06:52 PDT
Gee, I think of MOIST as a perfectly lovely word...evoking all kinds of warm, yummy, humid and lusty feelings -- which is why Iona… Read full post »
SOCIAL NETWORKING IN THE MIDDLE-AGES
Okay, so technically it's not "middle-age"...unless I live past 100 (not impossible, but not likely, either). But I'm a member of the Boomer Generation -- the group that prolonged "the youth movement" damn near into our forties. And now that all of us are over forty, it's lik… Read full post »
Will It Be RACE to the Finish? - The Flap Over Obama Cover
There’s been a lot of heat over at More.com about the October issue of MORE magazine with Michelle Obama on the cover. The majority of posts have been pretty nasty, prompting me to give an encouraging "atta-girl" to the editor for her decision...in a post of what I felt was a… Read full post »
Mariann Aalda's Favorites
Updates
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Two Actors--Robert Heyges and Matthew Broderick
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The Circle of Life
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GAMECHANGER-- *Occupying* Republicans!
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Quick survey . . .
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Wise Assed Woman
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What’s Love Got to Do With It?:In The Garden Of Fear & Guilt
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The Unsolved Mysteries of Harry Potter
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To The LGBT Community: Love Must Be Our Response to hate!




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