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Mariann Aalda
- Location
- NY-LA-Chicago, USA
- Birthday
- May 07
- Title
- Writer-Actress-Comedienne
- Company
- SitMyAssDownComedy, Inc.
- Bio
- As a humorist (and humanist!) my goal is to change the paradigm on aging...one laugh at a time.
'Cause if it's true what they say about laughter being the the best medicine, then baby, I'm gonna keep writing prescriptions!!!
MY RECENT POSTS
- Mortality Bites!
March 13, 2013 05:47PM - Django, Unplugged
December 27, 2012 01:40PM - "Talk To Me, Ginger!"
December 14, 2012 05:38AM - RACISM: Liberals Understand
It Now.
November 10, 2012 02:41PM - Help The Great MacDaddy Ride
Again!!!
September 28, 2012 10:46AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Beautifully written and
thoughtfully told, you've
inspired me
to take a stand
an…”
February 24, 2012 07:38PM - “Do you ever get the
feeling that the declaration
of
anthropological discovery
of…”
October 31, 2011 10:29PM - “Okay, a finely sculpted
uh, "appendage"
notwithstanding, I'd
have to
sa…”
April 29, 2010 07:43PM - “This too shall
pass...just hang in
there!!!
I'd like to
share with you the
advic…”
January 12, 2010 07:01AM - “Thanks for the
comment...and thanks for the
info...I'm gonna
check it out.
Yeah,…”
June 13, 2009 02:34PM
Mariann Aalda's Links
Mortality Bites!
One Day at a Time star Bonnie Franklin’s recent death at 69 and Rhoda’s Valerie Harper’s impending one at 73 have thrown me into a tizzy.
Awhile back, when my friends started bemoaning turning 40, my common retort to them was: “Hey, you’ve got two options…y… Read full post »
Django, Unplugged
If, in Quentin Tarantino’s new cinematic indictment of slavery, Jamie Foxx’s quest to rescue and reunite with his wife (who has been sold off to another plantation as punishment for the two of them trying to escape) is an amplification of the Prince Charming myth, most black women will te… Read full post »
"Talk To Me, Ginger!"
After committing to making my move from LA to NYC a permanent one, I blogged about my run-in with a pothole this summer that broke my foot in three places and sidelined me for five months.
There's an old saying that "an idle mind is… Read full post »
RACISM: Liberals Understand It Now.
Previously, they had thought that…
The Cosby Show signaled the end of it…the deification of Oprah signaled the end of it…Vanessa Williams chosen to be the first black Miss America signaled the end of it…Halle Berry winning an Academy Award signaled the end of it. An… Read full post »
Help The Great MacDaddy Ride Again!!!
The Political Agenda of My Left Foot
My
left foot recently found its way into a scooped-out section of a
Brooklyn crosswalk resulting in what is known as a Jones Fracture
– which can be a career-killer for professional dancers and
athletes. Fortunately, I am neither…just
an actress-writer-comedienne. Oc… Read full post »
NO PILL!? ALL THE MORE REASON TO "OCUPY YOUR VAGINA!"
If they legislate,
prepare to masturbate.
So think about it baby...won'tcha please?
You'll be a Jack with no Jill
if I can't… Read full post »
Just Short of Vajazzling the Va-jay-jay...
Don Cheadle: Sweet Cheeks & Balls to the Wall!
Don Cheadle's new showtime comedy, House of Lies is aggressively raunchy but also agressively funny in its indictment of the "One Percent."
Saw the promos and was hoping to like it. Five minutes into the first episode, I thought: "ugh...I hate it!" But I watched it all the way… Read full post »
Reinvention: Necessity is a Mother ------!
Leaving for NC to visit the g-kids next week and then on to NYC to do some pre-production on M.O.I.S.T.! -- and since NYC is the stand-up comedy capitol of the world, I'll be working on that, as well...with lotsa new material!
Also working on a two-month deadline to finish the… Read full post »
Comedy Makes Strange Political Bedfellows
I Used To Be Black...
Here I am with my stand-up comedy crew performing at Chicago's Lincoln Lodge. Click on the photo to catch my 5-minute set...which will also explain the title of this blog entry!
LL is a very popular comedy club...click on the link below to see what SNL cast member also recently/… Read full post »
Not Your Mama's Andy Rooney...or Your Daddy's NPR
"Empirical Evidence" that Black Women Are Less Attractive?!
Why I Hate* Stephen Hawking
In Today's Headlines: "Physicist Stephen Hawing Rejects Heaven or Afterlife as a Fairy Tale"
Story..."http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2011/05/cosmologist-stephen-hawking-rejects-heaven-or-afterlife-as-a-fairy-story/1

Stephen Hawking Pict… Read full post »
THE WHITE FORD BRONCO THAT ATE PINE VALLEY
So many of the news articles and posts in the blogosphere since ABC’s decision to cancel All My Children and One Life to Live have referenced the O.J. Simpson trial as signaling the end of the era of the soap opera that I feel compelled to comment -- from the perspective… Read full post »
How To Mend a Broken Heart: Making a Deadline a Lifeline
How to REALLY Make Mama Happy on Mother's Day!
Mother's Day is less than two weeks away, so as a special public service, I'm gonna help you fellas out...listen and learn from the advice Iona and I shared with this husband who came to see our show and had concerns about how he could "keep mama happy!" Btw, we finished… Read full post »
The Rebirth of a Career
I haven't posted in my blog for awhile, being busy… Read full post »
COMING SOON...AND AGAIN!!!
To anyone who might still be following my blog (or who has been checking in from time to time to see wassup), co-writing, producing and starring in "MOIST!" my new show with Iona Morris has kept me waaaaaayyy to busy to blog. But, it's been worth it. Our 12-performance run
… Read full post »"Tasty Words" -- VINTAGE
I read/performed the following essay last night at Wendy Hammer’s monthly “literary salon.” The night’s topic was “VINTAGE: WOMEN WHO GET BETTER WITH AGE.”
SEX AND THE SEASONED
WOMAN
When I began to experience the “ear… Read full post »
Erica Kane becoming TV’s ultimate cougar
Are Baby Boomers Killing Facebook and Twitter?
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