OCCUPY YOUR VAGINA!!!

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Mariann Aalda

Mariann Aalda
Location
NY-LA-Chicago, USA
Birthday
May 07
Title
Writer-Actress-Comedienne
Company
SitMyAssDownComedy, Inc.
Bio
As a humorist (and humanist!) my goal is to change the paradigm on aging...one laugh at a time. 'Cause if it's true what they say about laughter being the the best medicine, then baby, I'm gonna keep writing prescriptions!!!

JUNE 10, 2009 2:37AM

An Aversion to "MOIST!?"...Uhhh, "DRY" Is Better?!!!

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SOMEBODY 'SPLAIN THIS TO ME, LUCY...

Monday, Oct. 29, 2007 06:52 PDT

      Gee, I think of MOIST as a perfectly lovely word...evoking all kinds of warm,  yummy, humid and lusty feelings -- which is why Iona & I chose "MOIST!" as the title of our show. 

      As a "sex-istential" (a word I made up, but which is certain to make it into into popular lexicon sometime soon) musical-comedy celebration of the sexual vibrancy, vitality and viability of "the seasoned woman,"  MOIST deliciously and refreshingly says it all.  And the fact that anybody -- women especially -- would be distressed or even revolted by that word seems kinda ludicrous at best...and sorta sad at worst.  Which makes me curious... how do they respond to the word  "JUICY" -- especially when  it's emblazoned across somebody's  sweat- (yet another form of moisture) suited behind?!

MOIST!
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The title "MOIST" works for me! I certainly get it, and you've certainly got it!

Now , about those women in those sweatpants with "JUICY" emblazoned on their backsides,... totally stupid. If your booty is truly "Juicy", you sure won't need no message printed on your ass to let anybody know it is.

Good luck with the show(s) Maryann,... and stay MOIST!