At least I can be thankful that I was grown-ish in the '80s and not any younger and susceptible to the forces of Crap Culture. My deepest sympathies go out to the Children of the '80s...but not quite so much that I cannot make fun of them. Please to enjoy with me!
I do wonder what happened to these kids when they grew up. I will say no more.
80s Children Dancing to Madonna
Emu's Pink Widmill Kids: Dance Electric
Even Vin Diesel. EVEN. This is not the strongest breakdancing I've seen. Nnnnnnope.
Oh dear lord, I had forgotten about Kids Incorporated. Michael Jackson inspired legions of terrible dancers.
Sigh. The '80s MTV-style-quick-cut was the death knell to the ATTENTION SPAN. Sorry, Teachers of the World.
Do The Locomotion
Yeah...nothing TOO CREEPY about a dancing Jordache Jeans commercial that does a close-up of a pre-pubescent girl's BUTT. *FACEPALM*
Call me Ms. Get Off My Lawn, GO AHEAD I DON'T CARE! But I think THIS was COOLER. PFFT. PFFT!
Kiddie-A-Go-Go, WCIU-TV, Chicago, 4/29/69