A short trip to a nearby Marshall's discount store during our Wisconsin vacation once again inspires MissNine to pick out what she considers to be the truly-heinous fashion finds, and her comments follow. No shoppers were injured in the making of this post.
"Did someone shoot this dress with a gun?"
"This looks like an unclean bathroom."
"I don't understand why snakes on your feet would be attractive."
"I can't tell if this is a cheetah or amoebas."
"This is so boring I can't even see it."
"There's no need for this."
"This is like someone squashed a peacock. How sad."
"Ha ha, give it to the Queen!"
"This seems like it would smell like a lot of dust."
"It's saggy and ugly."
"I don't like these colors together; it's like the flu in a dress."