YOU HAD ME AT "HA"!
- los angeles, California,
- July 03
- Marilyn Sands is a Former 80's Stand-up Comic, her Essays can be found on salon.com & her unsold Screenplays in her Top Drawer...next to the hard liquor!
"Author of 2 Works of Fiction....my Diary & my Resume"! ha ha
All my Articles are Copyrighted & yes, I'll know!
MY RECENT POSTS
- 55,000 E-mails turned over -
"HILLARY In The Clear"!
March 08, 2015 07:16PM
- BIBI GOES TO WASHINGTON - "A
Lion In Winter" a badd POEM
March 05, 2015 11:57PM
- "A LION IN WINTER" -
March 04, 2015 03:44PM
- RUNNING WITH THE BULL - Who
else besides BRIAN
March 01, 2015 01:17PM
- IF this was your LAST
Post..What would the TITLE be?
February 25, 2015 11:11PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Thanks Dan - I don't
think this was photo-shopped -
you ever see the
March 09, 2015 07:06PM
- “Thanks Lyle - ha ha Me
thinks this is the tip of the
March 09, 2015 06:59PM
- “"A Visual" for all to
March 09, 2015 01:39PM
- “Steve - Sure, whatever
you say! ha ha”
March 09, 2015 01:10AM
- “Tink you just want
Pizza! You crazy Kat!”
March 09, 2015 12:26AM
Marilyn Sands's Links
- IN THE BEGINNING...
- JEB BUSH
- OUR TREASURE
- They went...Vir..I mean...BACTERIAL! ha ha
- TOP TEN THINGS...
- MARILYN monroe, Inc.
- STONE AGE vs TODAY
- 2016 1st WOMAN PRESIDENT!
- "PET RUN With HAPPY HOUR"!
- OPEN AT YOUR OWN RISK!
- VALENTINE'S DAY
- ST. PATRICK'S DAY
- BOOK REVIEWS
- EP or BUST! ha ha
- OPEN SALON Uncensored
- OLDIE BUT GOODIE
- Ima FLY ON THE WALL
- HUMP DAY...Office Shananigans
- ...HAPPILY EVER AFTER
- IN FICTION...THERE'S ALWAYS NEW BEGINNINGS!
- MUSIC, MUSIC, MUSIC!
- BEING A STAND-UP COMIC After 40
- MY FAVORITE LINE in an Article
- END OF YEAR SPECIAL
- DON KNOTTS DAUGHTER: "Tied Up In Knotts"
- NEWTOWN, CONNECTICUT SCHOOL SHOOTING, COLORADO ET AL
- "FAVORITE SCENE IN A MOVIE
- PILLOW TALK - Scripted
- THE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES 2012
- THE MATING GAME
- NOBODY HERE BUT US CHICKENS
- BO OBAMA
- OS WEEKEND FICTION
- THE ELUSIVE EP
- JOHN BOEHNER
- MITT ROMNEY
- NEWT GINGRICH
- RICK PERRY
- CALIFORNIA DREAMIN'
- YOU CAN'T MAKE THESE THINGS UP - On Line DATING STRAIGHT LINES Copyright 2012
- RECOMMENDED BY ZAGAT
- POLITICS AS USUAL
- THINKING OUT OF THE BOX
- NON-PARTISAN POLITICS ha ha
- SARAH PALIN
- MICHELE BACHMANN
- WHAT WAS I THINKING?
- IN A CLASS ALL IT'S OWN
- RICK SANTORUM
- VENTS R US
- I LOVE THE MOVIES
- PERSONAL FAVS
- VISUAL CANDY
- BATHROOM READING
- Shh...IT'S PERSONAL!
- ARNOLD SCHWARTENEGGER
- ANTHONY WEINER
- CHARLIE SHEEN
- NO COMEDY ZONE
Luckily, I got my hands on all 55,000 pages of emails Hillary Clinton gave the Government & I'm the first to say; we can all breathe easier now!
For expediency sake; I have listed the 1st & the last of the 55,000:
"I'd like 1 Large Pretzel C… Read full post »
My apologies to all the real Poets...
He comes to Wash-ing-ton "A Lion in Winter"...
to usurp Barach Obama wearin' Blue & White Fur.
Speaker Boehner precipitated the dasterdly deal...
with the tempting promise of a Good Kosher Meal.
One side Nay; the other Yea,
did… Read full post »
An epiphany came to me recently when I shook my Fear of Shakespeare after watching the 1968 Award-Winning Movie "A Lion in Winter" with Peter O'Toole & Katherine Hepburn - written not by Shakespeare; but brilliant Playwright & Screenwriter James Goldman.
You… Read full post »
... didn't tell it like it is!
"Kissing Marilyn Monroe was like...well, kissing Marilyn Monroe"!
"Don't blame me - my Agent picks my Speaking Engagements"!
"Give me a break - I also invited Mrs. Yahoo but she had a dentist appointme/… Read full post »
My Title would be:
"TOP 100 TITLES FOR MY LAST POST"!
100. "CHECK OUT THE SEE-THRU RAINCOAT I WORE WATCHING "50 SHADES OF GREY"!
99. "SEE ME GET THROWN OUT OF THE BIJOU ON MY ARSE"!
98. "98 REMEDIES FOR A COLD"!
97. "READING OF 102 ON TH… Read full post »
After seeing his spell-binding performance in the Movie "Captain Phillips recently - there is no doubt in my movie-going-mind that Tom Hanks walks parallel with Lawrence Olivier in stature.
Not with his eloquent soliloquies of the Bard; but with his multi-faceted "Everyman" exterio… Read full post »
I must say, Los Angeles is the craziest Social "Meet-Up" capital of them all!
If I want to join this merry group; for $20 bucks, I too, can be the next Picasso or drink Grandma Moses under the Easel!
You see, all Art Supplies, Snacks, Glasses, Music & Muses are pro… Read full post »
Are we our brother's keeper? Not if you're a Bush!
While Cain killed Abel over eating the last Mallow Mar... Jeb loves his brother George to pieces - but still distances himself, swears he's his own man & makes 12 Pre-Campaign Promises:
TOP 12 SINS JEB WON'T REPEAT
12.&nb… Read full post »
It's true - "Antiques Roadshow" TV Program just aired the discovery of a Galileo letter in Latin, written in the year 1607, worth $80,000 to $100,000 spurring on Archeologists & Dumpster Divers like myself to burrow ourselves in the ticklish underbelly of hu… Read full post »
"Ima Fly on the Wall" flies over "W"s home in Texas hovering over the Potato Salad...
Where's that Bullhorn you used at Ground Zero?
It's with my Yale Cheerleading Pom Poms & other Props.
I already looked in your Library.
Could use a few more… Read full post »
What can I say - after reading Zanelle's last essay, I got inspired.
No, I'm never gonna touch it! No, is no!
I've been a dutiful wife, a loving mother & an experimental Cook - and I've touched a lot of things. But not this!
Baby's poop, projectile offerings, inside kids… Read full post »
Over Thanksgiving Week; I flew to Atlanta for family hugs & was surprised by my daughter who got tickets to "Dirty Dancing...The Classic Story on Stage" - playing at the lavish mid-town Fox Theater built in 1929 seating 4,678 - 12 more if you count the Bathrooms!
%IM… Read full post »
Can Nirvana be far behind?
#9 My Dentist cancelled!
#8 Ebola isn't in my State yet!
#7 We don't have Obama's Job!
#6 My Stock in Xanax went up!
#5 My Burka doesn't need to be let out!
#4 Missing Bronco Football Fan found in John - just "Shy Urinati… Read full post »
What's your Poison?
Do you get your Catastrophic News from your iPhone, your TV, your Radio, your Computer or your next door neighbor, Sam Frazzle?
Or do you just stay on "Fox TV News" to be sure?
In the spirit of Halloween; I bring to you our "Fear Du Jour":… Read full post »
On Friday, we here in the Westside of L.A. were treated to a quickie Presidential visit filled wih awe, pride & traffic gridlock. President Obama took a much needed break from his Plate of Wars & Disease to support the Democratic Candidates with an appearance & d… Read full post »
No Comedy Zone
To paraphrase Las Vegas' famous tongue in cheek mantra - I say, what happens in Liberia (should) stay in Liberia!
Just in the News...
It was just reported that an American Cameraman for NBC News was diagnosed with Ebola in Liberia.
He will be flown back… Read full post »
"OBAMA'S NYC DINNER DATE" - Fox's HANNITY & CHENEY Scripted
After his Speech at the U.N., President Obama & Michelle Obama had a Romantic Dinner Date at "Estela" Restaurant on Houston Street in New York City.
Their White House Personal Chef Sam Kass knew the Owner & as usual… Read full post »
In 1983, while living in Hawaii for 3 years - my life changed profoundly.
In those days, it was Snail Mail - not emails, Text's or Fax' - when I bravely sent out batches of Jokes to one of the Top Female Comics in the country.
The wait to hear back was fraught… Read full post »
Third Pillow to the left is where I sat with my laptop churning out "On The s.O.S Lifeboat Left to Play with our DINGY'S"!
This is where I wrote "VIBRATORS...You don't have to Cook them Breakfast"!
This is where my Wednesday Writer's Group sit… Read full post »
I don't know about you but - the last time I wore a Slip I was at the "Cat On A Hot Tin Roof" Revival. It was a lot like "The Rocky Horror Show" turnouts where everybody dressed up & 1/2 Slips were Welcome!
Well, it's not that kind of… Read full post »
No Comedy Zone
There's no greater compliment than to have someone do you - I mean an Impression of you & then you know - you've made it!
In the 1990's at "The Comedy Store" in L.A., I saw Roger Kabler do lots of Impressions on stage; but the one… Read full post »
We Scribes love the idea of a Salon - bringing aesthetic thoughts of the literati of Paris, Italy & the legendary 1920's NYC Algonquin Round Table...well, it's nothing like that!
For one, we sit around in our Pajamas & Boxers like every other red… Read full post »
Don't worry - it's not gonna happen!
Oh, there's nothing wrong with Jews or Israeli's; I broke bread with many of them. Well, with my Cooking; it's inevitable! But Plates too?
As you may know, I've been on a few Dating Sites & get regular visits on my Profile Pic from… Read full post »