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- July 03
- Marilyn Sands is a Former 80's Stand-up Comic, her Essays can be found on salon.com & her unsold Screenplays in her Top Drawer...next to the hard liquor!
"Author of 2 Works of Fiction....my Diary & my Resume"! ha ha
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It's no news to Israeli's that when wars start - Tourism suffers & so it goes...
An old married couple...their Falafel Stand in Tel Aviv
Satirized, of course...
I m… Read full post »
Everybody knows "The Park Bench" is the quintessential Box Seat of this amoral pastime; but that's so bourgeois, isn't it? It's like the Missionary Position for Sex being the only one that will do the trick.
A way to get out of your he/… Read full post »
CLARK KENT did it...so did SUPERWOMAN, Hillary Clinton do it! She did it many times becoming not just a President's Wife, but a Senator & Secretary of State...and she didn't even have to take Shorthand or make Cookies!
To me - "Identity Theft" is not… Read full post »
Comic: Where you from?
Heckler: New Jersey.
Comic: What Exit?
4 Young Men from the wrong side of the tracks in New Jersey come together to form the iconic 1960's Rock Group "The Four Seasons"
I didn't see the Tony Award Hit Broadway Show; but almost did with the Tourin… Read full post »
10. "I THINK I'LL TAKE THE BENZ TODAY"!
9. "I HATE PIZZA"!
8. "AND, IT WAS MY FIRST LOTTO TICKET"!
7. "I'LL TAKE 3 SCOOPS"!
6. MEL BROOKS & I....!
5. WITH GREAT WEALTH COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY"!
4. "NO, MY HAIR WON'T FRIZZ-UP… Read full post »
In keeping with my sleepover trips to Movie Locations - I too, stayed at "The Del" - that's the gorgeous Victorian seaside Hotel Del Coronado in San Diego where "Some Like It Hot" was filmed.
This time only for 1 Night for financial reasons. It's all in the Affadavid… Read full post »
Favorite Scene in a Movie #10
In 1980, I was so captivated by this Romantic Movie starring Christopher Reeve & Jane Seymour - that in the 90's - I had to stay at "The Grand Hotel" on Mackinac Island where it was filmed!
Don't get me wrong - I also liked… Read full post »
I'm all for Solutions - and here we OpenSaloners have an opportunity not to just experience the wonders of New Jersey - but to kill 2 Birds with 1 Stone...Gerald Andersen & any one of the Birds in his Feeder!
Is he laughing?
The Beauty Part would be - we'd be on… Read full post »
And I thought having a little Home Game of Texas Hold 'em in the Basement was illegal!
I don't know if your Hamlet, Town, City, State, Country has "Meet-Up Groups" from the Internet; but L.A. sure has 'em & they are as kookie as they come!
Launched in 2002; there are… Read full post »
That's right; I've decided to take Monica Lewinsky out of her misery & have my way with this President!
I'll knock Monica off the Front Pages of Newspapers, Gossip Rags, Internet, Twitter & Comedian's Lips!
You see, I'm just like that "1st Gentleman-In-Waiting" who once said, "I feel your Pai… Read full post »
You see, I had to save this - it's a moment in time that can never be relived - well...except if squirreled away to read & reread when needing a smile & a lift I can't get from any Pill I know!
And so I kept this reminder that I was young… Read full post »
What the heck does "Dynamite in the Sack" mean?
I hear that phrase bandied about & I'm wondering if I am or how many copies of "Cosmo" do I have to buy to get it!
Since I'm only guessing - here's my TOP TEN Uni-List, you know...could be a Man… Read full post »
Ocean City, Maryland
In our late, late teens, one of my best pals, Ginny and I got the bright idea to drive from D.C. down to Ocean City for the 4th of July Weekend with no Room Reservations.
Surprise, surprise - we couldn't find 1 Room in a Hotel… Read full post »
So yesterday - I drove a mile & a half to my Free Secret Parking Spot & then walked to the Beach & the first thing I saw was a guy holding a Sign:
"$1 TO SLAP MY FACE"!
...I had to write this article!
You see - all your… Read full post »
This delicious 1971 Coming of Age Blockbuster is based on the nostalgic Memoirs of Screenwriter Herman Raucher that can still arouse the yearnings of romance of a warm summer's day - whether it be 1942 or 2014.
It stars radiant Jennifer O'Neill as Dorothy & gifted Gary Grimes as Her… Read full post »
It came to me that there's a big divide between what WE have to keep in our noggins & what The Neanderthals had to keep in theirs!
TODAY - when we are born, we are slapped with a SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER - then we have to memorize it until the… Read full post »
In yesterday's L.A. Times "Dear Amy" Advice Column...(you know it used to be Dear Abby) this letter & response got me thinking about what most women AND men think of how the proliferation of available Pornography effects male's perception of females & how they should be treated.
"SON'S PORN D… Read full post »
In my 2011 Open Salon article "My Dinner For 20" Open Call - I chose Comic John Pinette as one of my Guests at my Table.
He would've taken 2 Seats but I've always loved his performances whether it was at a Comedy Club, TV or the Movies. So when I heard… Read full post »
Dating Sites try to help. They really do. And believe me, they are not trying to be funny - but out of a long list; one Red Flag they warned us Single Women about cracked me up...
* If he makes an inordinate amount of Grammer and/ or Spelling errors.… Read full post »
Make APRIL FOOL'S DAY a DAY OFF!
And give a Fool a Parade! We might as well; I never saw so many Holidays in my life as we have now - I don't know whether to pull out my Barbeque Gear or my Benihanukah Lights!
Heck, make that a 3… Read full post »
Enough about Judge Judy...
Some Liberals have recently called 81 year old Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg to retire so Obama can choose her replacement.
But only by resigning this summer can she ensure that a Democratic president will be able to choose a successor who shar… Read full post »
I know, I know - add 4 Cents & you still can't buy anything!
And that "Take a Penny, Leave a Penny" deal? Heck...I take 5!
Let me get this out of the way first - I don't bend down to pick up anything smaller than a Quarter!
That's… Read full post »
Who of us wouldn't want to take back some of our words - especially Politicians!
As Hillary Clinton's Advisors attempt to soften her public image - I've managed to skewer many of her old Quotes & take them out of Context - because I can!
&nb… Read full post »
Before you start singing "California Here I Come" & packing up those Pickaxes & Gold Pans - I got it all!
In fact, my yard looks like "Groundhog Day @ Normandy Beach"!
You probably read that a middle-aged couple, anonymously named "John & Mary", found $10 Million in Gold Coins… Read full post »