Yes, Rahm Emanuel's bringing souvenirs from the Oval Office:
Matchbook Cover "3 Strikes, you're out",
a Copy of his "Resignation" "I wish I knew how to quit you"!
& his Recipe for "Tsimmis" (sim-miss):
1 cup of "Gaffes" & 1 cup of Chutzpah"!
I'm not saying White House Security is weak....but Rahm's replacement is Michaele Salahi! Obama said, " She doesn't need to be Vetted....I just love the Red Dress"!
As for her mysterious husband "Tareq"....he'll be pouring Wine at the State Dinners! But I think the perfect replacement would be Comic Rip Taylor - after every Campaign Promise accomplished.... Rip would throw Confetti!
Yes, the Chief of Staff covets the role of Mayor of Chicago - but also wants to Free-Lance; "From there, he says; I'll "Carrier Pigeon" my thoughts to Washington". "And besides; Obama promised me I could sit next to him when Netanyahu & Meryl Streep sing "The Best of Abbas"!
Yes, to be more homogeneous; he's ready to change his name; and what's more important...he'll go back to eating "Deep-dish Pizzas"...."And I'll even try "The Ham & Pinneapple" this time"!
First working for President Clinton & then supporting Hillary when she ran - when Obama, his Home State Senator became The Man of the Hour - "Rahmbo" put on his SuperJew Cape & said "Forget about "Glass Ceilings" - Barack asked me to find his Birth Certificate"!
(No, what he really said was, "I'm hiding under the desk. I'm very far under the desk; and I'm bringing my papers & my phone"!)
And that "gaffe" - when he used the word "Retarded" which had nothing to do with "The Special Olympics" or with then Gov. Palin's recent birth to "A Special-needs Baby" - he was just a little confused - because in Hebrew that means: "Teetotaler Republican" - a high honor in Israel!
But you've got to give him credit - he is tough and quick....I already found "A Horse's Head" in my bed....and my Blog isn't even out yet!
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