Here's a Crash Course for those who don't "Twitter" like myself - there must be an Anonymous Meeting out there with our initials on it! You know who you are...with every technological plaything's arrival; we hold-outs have one thing in common - our dusty 8 Track Player - waiting for its return!
But I'm warning you; with only 140 Characters to communicate; we long-winded folks have to Cut to the Chase!
So, since we don't Tweet - and have all that extra time in our lives...lets poke fun at People, Places & Things that will run its course & get replaced tomorrow by new Pop Culture:
L.E.V.I. Is that Johnston or Johnson?
G.U.M. Take my Purse....please!
S.W.A.K. Sealed with A KARDASIAN!
E.I.S. of A. ELMO in State of Arousal!
S.N.O.O.K.I. CARNAL without THE KNOWLEDGE!
L.O.H.A.N. "FREAKY FRIDAY" to Thursday!
O.O.T. 2012 OPRAH/OBAMA Ticket!
D.O.B. Who knows - it's on his Birth Certificate!
O.B.O. "OH BABY, OH"!
T.R.U.M.P. +1 SECRET SON......Justin Bieber!
K.A.P.U.T. Ashton's "Bed-Posts"!
D.E.M.I. Pre-n.u.p?
G.A.G.A. Barbeque?
D.O.A. Abe Vagota!
L.A. SHORE Like JERSEY - but with Alphalfa Sprouts!
Judge B.R.U.N.O. Aww! Did "BOLTON" turn you down, too?
D.D.R. "December-December Romance"
BETTY WHITE & SANTA CLAUS!
C.H.R.I.S.T.I.N.E "HALLOWEEN'S" Sweetheart!
T.E.A. SHIRT "Which WITCH is Which"?
C.N.N-Gate Jon says:"Ricky's got some "Splain'in" to do"!
T.A.F. That's all Folks!
Watch for my next Blog on "Sexting" Codes... I don't do that either!
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