What do you get a dog who has everything? A Bitch! This dog was neutered! Or from a dog's standpoint; Castrated without their consent!
His love life is just not right! When Bo approaches a female dog - all he sniffs is her breath! Then they chat about what they last ate! This is unnatural!
The only Eunuch I can remember is in Mel Brooks' movie "The History of the World Part 1"; you know Harem Servants - safe, chatty & love Streisand too!
Looking thru History; the Chinese, the Ottomans, the Indians, yes - but the Jews opted for the Time-Release Method:
"The Deterrent"...taking just "tips off" to scare you into a life of angst! Look; they had to - "The Ten Commandments" were just a suggestion!
All you really have to do is watch the TV episode of "The Kardasians" to see how Bruce Jenner tackles the problem of their dog going under the knife & you'll get the real picture of what goes on in families around America on this cutting edge topic.
What am I thinking - most of you guys were fast-forwarding to the "Buttocks on Parade" portion of the Show! Am I the only one who watches to pick up some "Core Values?
Psychologically, it's telling the dog - you're not a valued breeder & you'll never find a date on "I'mnotaFox.com" - but you can still "Walk on the Beach"!
And there's a theory that neutering animals causes males to gain weight. Heck - it's no different than guys when they aren't "getting any"! You can check that fact out while walking the beach!
But the Vet warns you "Do not give Testosterone after the procedure; it only makes them want to jump in the TV & hump Florence Henderson on "Dancing with the Stars"!
The big question is "Does this affect the dog's aggression towards people"? Well, I got it from "The 1st Dog's Mouth":
"Are you kidding - between "No-Masturbation-Christine" & those "Angelina Lips" on Biden's new mutt - I'm going Bonkers"!
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