I'm docile, loyal, short-haired, have a brown & white shiny coat & frankly after being on "Ddate" so long - am in heat! Okay, I'm an older dog & randy....I think that's his name - Damn, if they would only wear collars!
Don't like those "Weiner Dogs" - too close to the ground; I'd have to slide myself under like a Car Mechanic!
I can sniff out "a Player"; and just so you know - think "doggie style" is unoriginal, overrated & plebeian! Besides - you know how many times I've heard "Get a room"?
And if you like "kinky" - you're out of luck; try one of those bitches on Black Velvet sitting at those Poker Tables!
I'm a Toilet Bowl "half-full" kinda gal!
And I'm well behaved & don't hump legs like I used to - my lady owner called me "The Tramp"! She's embarrassed? I watched her go at it - and puked!
What I really like is a little romance, you know; finesse, gentility - like "The Lotus Position"....while bending over to smell a flower; or a #4. A #4? See; I like a little mystery too!
What I'm looking for is Chemistry and/or Animal attraction - but without all that Barking!
I like the legs of Benjie, the mouth of Beethoven & the tail of Kardasian's... Pooch!
For a dog; I'm frugal - a bag of treats now is 4 bucks...that's almost 10 Dollars in dog money!
Didn't like the name "they" gave me; so I never came when called. So if we click & we like what we smell; you can pick out a new name for me.
"And I'm warning you "BO" - No means No! Clout or no clout - get off the White House Porch & ....buy some Floss"!
Oh, and please - No Photo....with another Dog!
Pavlov
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