Like "A Canary in the Mines" - this Miner is singing...Elvis! Edison Pena flew to New York in yet another "you.tube" & landed on "The Letterman Show" gyrating to "Suspicious Minds" on his way to "Graceland"! If that's not enough; he did 15 minutes of Stand-up:
"I was the 12th man rescued. I wanted to be the 1st...but I had to hide the Gold! Anybody have a Suppository"?
"What did we do all day down there? You mean playing "Tic Tac Toe", "Checkers" & "Don't Even Think About Eating Me"?
"Close Quarters? Are you kidding...the guy next to me knew how much change I had in my pocket"!
"What's the 1st thing I wanted to do when I got here? Ride the Subway"!
"Here's another one you might not like"!
"Actually, I came here to run in the New York City Marathon. No, I never was a runner before I got trapped - but I had to...some "pretty" guy down there wouldn't stop following me! I should have known he was trouble; he kept on singing, "Pants On The Ground"!
"Let's just say; before we went down - we were Alpha Males & now all we want to do is "Decorate"!
"So you're Picking & Choosing"!
"Yes, I had a long talk with the guy who had a Wife & a Mistress waiting for him. He said he's used to having one of them not talking to him! In fact; I think he was the one who caused the collapse - he got tired of figuring out which Toilet Seat to put down"!
"Check"!
"Sure, I wrote my name on the Wall down there - my name & a lot of dirty pictures!. I didn't want to forget what I'm missing! I was pretty popular...everyone forgot to bring their "downloads" with them"!
"And besides; I was chosen to be "Wall-Porn Illustrator". But there's always Critics. "This was too small, that was too big"...when I started to get laughs; I quit.
"No, that's not it - now I remember...it was when Pedro asked if he could "Lead"!
"I gotta go - he's in town too! You guessed it... "dinner & dancing"!
"You've been great! Don't forget to Tip the Waitress"!
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V.Corso
OS Weekend Fiction Club
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Rob St. Amant
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