After the mid-term elections, Obama went down to the dusty White House basement for a smoke & started to poke around. Obviously, Bush never went down there because - there it was: "Clinton's "E-Z HUSSEIN ASSASSINATION PLAN"!
For those who left the country for those 8 years for Mental Health reasons; this article is for you! For those who stayed in the U.S. & took Meds to get you through the night & 2,816 days - this is what you missed!
Rewriting history; there seems to be no mention of these items in George Bush's new book "Decision Points" - his memoir...or how Laura remembers it:
- Pregnant Chad Collection
- Combo Voting Booth & Slot Machine: Gag Gift from Katherine Harris
- Military Play Clothes
- Dad's Favorite Video: "Saving Airman Bush"
- Emergency Keg of Budweiser
- Map to Cheney's Bunker
- Half-eaten Pretzel
- Favorite Stress Buster: Worn-out Film Clip: "I did not have sex with that woman...."
- Foreign Dignitaries Pronunciation Cheat Sheet
- Wishbone Memento from: "1 HOUR Thanksgiving Day in Iraq"
- McCall's" Pattern for a Burka
- FOR SALE Sign: "Buy a "Libby's Scooter"...to repair - just pull its Cheney"!
- And...Crumpled-up Communique: "Sorry, not Uday & Cusay"!
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V.Corso
OS Weekend Fiction Club
Thoth
Blinddream
Procopius
Rob St. Amant
Salon.com
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