In a rare unscripted One-on-One with "People Magazine"; Sarah Palin decides to come clean in front of the "Sit & Spin" Launderette in Wasilla.
Q: Sarah, did you or did you not Post a Map of the opposition on your Facebook page with Crosshairs?
A: Well, yes & no.
Q: What?
A: It's the funniest thing - little Piper was scribbling on my Worksheet and lo & behold; it went to Press just like that!
Q: You mean you wanted a "Surveyor's Symbol" instead?
A: I had that planned for months - when you have kids you just have to go with the flow. Don't worry - "Time Out" for her - I may even cancel her After School Shotgun Lesson.
Q: Will she be coming with you when you give the Keynote Speech at The Gun Convention on the 26th in Reno?
A: She watched me Gut a Flounder, Stare down a Grizzly & Bag a Caribou - what's the harm in hanging with a bunch of liquored men? Do you know how much Babysitter's cost these days?
Q: Did you ever say: "Don't retreat, reload"?
A: Oh that. At Halloween we in Alaska always say that - damn fat kids pull a fast one & come to the door twice - so I tell 'em "Don't re-Treat, Wideload"! ha ha
Q: Why do you think "The Media" get these things incorrect with you?
A: Maybe they're jealous their daughters can't dance"!
Q: "They" say "Tea Partiers" got her all those Votes.
A: Do you think I twisted their arms? I don't even have all their Phone Numbers!
Q: So it was "On the up & up"?
A: Well, I know I only voted once - but I can't speak for my kids...I think they take after their Father!
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