Unlike "Mr. Goodwrench", General Motors goldmine gimmick; Jewish "Menschadicks" aren't handy fixing Cars or Plane Propellers - not to mention a Toaster!
They love books & eating! If they could eat a book; all the better!
Don't be alarmed; "Menschadicks" are not appendage malfunctions - it's either a Term of Endearment, a new Rock Band or I just coined a new naughty "Twitter" word!
Mr. Goodwrench
Mr. Goodmensch
On Wikipedia: "A Mensch" is someone to admire & emulate - a decent responsible person. But according to The Miriam Webstein Dictionary: "A Mensch is just a good person - preferably holding a Bagel"!
Yes, an easy woman of few words - I looked up "Ben" Thesaurus & there was a picture of Miriam Webstein! There's a joke in there somewhere!
"Being a Mensch"!
You can't buy it or inherit it. You can't study for it, trade, steal or kill for it - you either have it or you don't!
It's the highest honor we give & there is no Prize or Trophy to be earned - but women follow you everywhere!
And sometimes; Men! Sometimes that's good; other times - it's such a burden to bear.
By the way; "Smokey The Bear" was a Mensch! Why do you think he was singled out like that?
If you're single & a Mensch; the World is your Oyster & can get a Buxom Jewish Princess, a Gentile Sex Bomb - or both!
If you're married; your Wife & Mother are unduly praised - especially by them!
And you don't have to be Jewish to be a Mensch!
**Don't have to give to Charity, vote Democratic or had "Rhino" Surgery - but it would help that you know how to order in a Deli!
I'm telling you - the Kitchen Help crack themselves up:
"On The Side" is a Joke,
asking for "Small" anything is ridiculous
& for G-d's sake, "Hold" your own Pickle!
And of course; "Cole Slaw" comes with "Cole Slaw"!
Oh, I take that back about "The World being your "Oyster" - change that to "Herring"!
** Some Stereotypes may not apply!
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