Well, the big night arrived around the world; Tuesday January 25th in the House of Representatives Chamber. It was what everyone was waiting for with anticipation -
"Would John Boehner cry or not"?
I heard he wanted to because it was "Date Night" in the Capitol and he got stuck with....Biden!
But he was prepared; every time Obama got applause - he snapped a Rubber Band on his wrist!!
It was touch & go for a while; Obama knew how to push his buttons! Remember the part where Barack gave Kudos to Biden & Boehner about their difficult life before Politics?
That's when John's Rubber Band broke & bit his lip so hard - his Orange Tan turned to "Melon", "Peach" & then, "Damn it; I'm White"!
"Rags to Riches" gets him every time! But Weddings & Funerals; nothing! Crying during sex? She doesn't; he does!
Oh yeah; the Onion! I heard the Speaker of the House has a little thing on the side going.
He gives little PSA "TV Cooking Tips" on Onions; yet he swears he never cries when cutting them - but he laughs at people who do!
He says, "Put a piece of bread in your mouth before you start slicing. Then eat it"!
"And put the Onion in the refrigerator before you slice it. Then; take out the Bologna. That's lunch"!
His wife says; "Keep your Day Job"!
I imagine Mrs. Boehner is embarrassed, bewildered & frankly; jealous of all the attention. I would tell her to do what I did when my babies wouldn't stop crying - Cry too!
As for the rest of the country; I wouldn't worry about Boehner's weepy side - it could be "Colic"!
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Well done, marilyn.
Rated.